They can let you control rocks with your mind and live forever and turn invisible. I don’t think alien ghosts are that far outside the realm of possibility once you reveal that they personally directed human evolution(??)
Okay so that part is obviously absurd but the basic idea of “this symbiotic creature influenced our evolution via it’s presence” isn’t impossible. Dog’s are in a quasi-symbosis with us and it affected both of us pretty severely.
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hes loving it:wink:
Boss, I have intel on Cipher’s latest project:
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Miller: It looks Skullface is planning to create his own propaganda machine. And with the FCC loosening their grip on American TV, everyone, especially children, will be vulnerable to buying whatever is being broadcasted. Boss, we need to find some way counter this asap.
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Burger talk time
Did… Miller just imply that Diamond Dog’s is partially funded by burgers?
Mcdonells: THEY PLAYED US LIKE A DAMN FIDDLE
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He’s looking into addition streams of income in case this whole ‘never ending war’ thing doesn’t pan out for Diamond Dogs.
Although they’ll have to rename themselves Bismuth Burgers or people will keep on asking why they don’t sell hotdogs.
Well, “Kazburger” doesn’t sound great… “Miller’s” might be a little misleading…
How about “McDonell’s,” that has a nice ring to it for a burger chain.
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Newest update wherein we learn about an angry child (no, not that one) and we watch that really dumb cutscene (yes that one.)
Oh my god I hope the fire whale from the opening turns out to be 3Boy’s plane crashing.
The “puddle fight” with Quiet seems like the kind of dumb thing Peacewalker-era Snake would get up to. Here, I dunno; it feels more poignant, almost? Like - consider all the talk of Snake seeming depressed in MGSV; I think this cutscene is about the happiest you see him in this game.
Also I remember seeing that “Love Deterrence” music video before Peace Walker came out. I think it was the first thing I saw about the game. To say it felt out of left field is an understatement. It was like “Isn’t this a Metal Gear Solid game? Why are we watching a thirteen year old Aryan princess dancing to some typically ear-bleeding J-Pop in her underwear?”
that is an anime op ass video holy moley
My biggest problem with That Cutscene is that the deck of Mother Base looks like it’s covered in non-skid. The same material that most naval vessels decks have, and it’s like sharp concrete. Walking barefoot, let alone flopping and rolling around, would hurt like hell and probably result in no small amount of blood.
It is Quiet though so… parasites?
Don’t worry about it.
Update time, Huey continues his long running streak of being the worst.
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In the latest History Honeys, Grant (aka Ironicus) explored just what this game was referring to with the Navajo being victims of uranium mining.
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He conducted a lot of research trying to find which one made the best hamburger meat.
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