Session Thirteen: An End to All Good Things: It’s All Episode Zero Now
Bonus Video: NO REALLY IT’S ALL EPISODE 0.
I UPDATED. This is the last session of MonsterHearts. My thanks to my fantastic players @heyboots, @Breadmaster, @LoakaMossi and @Fefnir and to our single fan @Loquacious_Ghoul
Next Friday you’ll get our first session of Fellowship in a new thread. I hope you’ll follow us there.
Pictured: Heather’s understanding of sex.
I do regret not having a fake movie title ready for Heather’s epilogue. I can’t come up with a pun on the spot like that.
So viewer(s?), would you like a little peek behind the scenes? The ending Jack has in the video was not my original idea! My original idea was for Venus and Ark to eventually hook up, with Jack being their Best Man. Unfortunately, Jack, being unable to express his feelings towards the both of them in a healthy manner, definitely drowned his sorrows at the reception, and was involved in a head on collision afterwards. He died shortly after the accident. Fortunately, the other driver was Mike Pence, and he also died!
I felt like I never developed Jack as a character; he was never someone who did things, he just had things happen to him. I felt that any happy ending would fall flat, but I thought that a sad ending might have some impact. When Jenner inevitably protested, I was going to quote her “Life is not a J.K. Rowling novel” soliloquy, because I am incredibly petty and I have a long memory.
I decided that trolling my friends with a shitty ending wasn’t worth it, so I improvised.
Huge thanks to anyone who listened to even a single episode! I hope you’re willing to follow us to our next campaign; Fellowship is a blast, and I’m already in love with our new cast of characters!
Interesting tid bit there, that fits Jack’s character. Then again Jack’s usual method of operating is making very poor choices, and spreading luci-fieri entirely via accident. Out of curiosity would the raccoons have vanished with the luci-fieri gone?
Personally, I think they’ve infiltrated Ohioan society in this universe, and now everybody accepts that raccoons are just… that. But that’s only my opinion as a player.
The raccoons all built a giant human suit and a soundboard comprised entirely of racist dogwhistles. They are now Govenor of Ohio.
One last thing, I won a commission from Eric Colossal for doing a donation to a charity drive and it’s extremely relevant
Thanks for watching!
