The Least Creative Thread Title You’ve Seen in Years – Let’s Play SUPERHOT

Super!

Brother!

Wait, I think I did that wrong…

Hey, do you like extremely illegal games that your unnamed friend sent to you through your DMs? Well, you’ll love SUPERHOT! Do you need any more information than that? Well you’re better off in the dark. Play to find out!

Alright, fine. SUPERHOT is a shooter, where you’re always in bullet time and a pretty innovative one at that. Perhaps more innovative than what came before it, and perhaps even what came after. But perhaps you should consider not playing SUPERHOT. Maybe play SUPERHOT right now.

What’s the spoiler policy? Don’t. Don’t spoil anything. It’s bad form. I know the game’s about four years old but there could be someone following this who’s never seen it before. There’s nothing to spoil because there is no story! No plot whatsoever! So don’t even humor the idea that there could be! Play SUPERHOT already! Play it!

SUPERHOT Episodes

Part 1: Time

Part 2: Jump

Part 3: Enter

Part 4: Get

Part 5: Leave

Part 6: Last

On July 16th 2020, there was suddenly more SUPERHOT.
They called it SUPERHOT: Mind Control Delete.
SUPERHOT: Mind Control Delete is DLC, where the game is proceduraly generated instead of linear.
There is no plot.
You lost the ability to comprehend plot long ago.
But there is More.
You may be asking yourself: “More what?”

Mind Control Delete Episodes

Part 1: More

Part 2: Also

Part 3: Volley

Part 4: Grenade

Part 5: Pierce

Part 6: Mistake

Part 7: Singular

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Run: SUPERHOTPART1.MP4

This is part 1. Many glowing-red mannequin men made of glass will be shot. You will enjoy the sheer violence of it all.

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Run: SUPERHOTPART2.MP4

This is part 2. Perhaps you wish there was some sort of “high score” counter so you could better appreciate the violence you’re performing. But you can be your own high score counter; get better at math or graft a calculator on to your brain and you can just imagine the numbers going up for every kill.

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Run: SUPERHOTPART3.MP4

Okay maybe this was a bad idea. Keep watching SUPERHOT.

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The CELLULAR tab is full of cellular automata, which are programs that use cells and programming rules to create games or simulations.

LIFE.EXE is Conway’s Game of Life, ANT.EXE is Langton’s Ant, and FOREST.EXE is a forest fire model. I couldn’t find anything about SAND.EXE or WATER.EXE.

Oh wow, that’s pretty cool. It’s also wild that they can just casually cram old computer algorithms into a menu people probably won’t even bother checking.

Run: SUPERHOTPART4.MP4

I take last episode’s advice to heart and never play SUPERHOT ever again.

I think.

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WIRES is filled with variations of a single cellular automata called Wireworld. It’s primarily used to simulate transistors and can also be used to make logic gates, such as the .exes showing two prongs leading into one prong. Wireworld can also be used to recreate other automata, such as Lanton’s Ant.

Also Tree Dude looks like a fucking creepypasta game.

Porn.txt is just ASCII art of boobs.

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Run: 5UPERHOTPartS.MP4

Hotswitch. There are no bodies safe from your cool gamer skills.

Dang, Fefnir, great anime reference! I totally got that! That was King Crimson! From the JoJo Bizarre Adventure!

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Run: The End

Super!

Hot!

Super!

Hot!

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more

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But wait, there’s even more!

And more and more and more!

The real SUPERHOT (Mind Control Delete) starts here.

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Hello.

SUPERHOT: Mind Control Delete Part 3

is the episode today.

A man wielding a pipe is very powerful. Not enough to prevent him from dying, but I respect his courage nonetheless.

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Part 4

What if you threw a hot dog and it exploded into several bullets? That’s the kind of tough philosophical question that SUPERHOT: Mind Control Delete asks.

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It’s Part 5. Part 5 is the part where things go fairly well, but also very poorly as I begin to question the usefulness of the Charge core. A foolish mistake.

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Part 6
More is Less

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Part 7, or as it’s known in some circles, Singular

Sometimes, your peripheral vision is a liar. And sometimes, when I say peripheral vision, I mean the entirety of my vision.

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