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: Now that we’ve listened to Maya Okamura spout off her crazy bullshit, we get what is basically a plot dump disguised as a dungeon. I spread the Kuchisake-onna rumor off screen.
: By the way, there’s no point to fusing new Personas… provided you did the moral choices correctly. You’ll see why. I also didn’t bother buying new equipment, because there’s better stuff immediately after this dungeon and if we bought stuff now we wouldn’t have enough for later.
: “We can’t hide from it any more, Eikichi! We know who that girl is… we know about Big Sis!”
: “Hmm… looks like there’s some sensitive business here. If you have a sin you’ve been covering up, why not confess and be at ease?”
: And now we’re about to learn why this game is called Innocent Sin… even though if you ask the people at the Megami Tensei wiki they’ll claim it has to do with the ending.
: “A sin…? I…”
: The screen goes white, and then suddenly we’re in Philemon’s giant floating space dildo.
: “You have begun to recover your forgotten past… if you wish to learn the truth, go to the Alaya Cavern behind this shrine.”
: The Alaya Cavern was one of the final destinations in Persona 1’s SEBEC route. It’s actually named after a Buddhist concept, but if I have to fight another giant penis monster I swear…
: “The reflecting pools that show one’s past and inner self shall show you the way to go from there.”
: “Mt. Iwato… where our memories and sins have been buried…”
: This entire dungeon is going to have a plot very reminiscent of Final Fantasy 8. Persona 2 came out a few months after FF8, so it’s unlikely that Atlus had outright stolen the plot, but… yeah. Given a choice between FF8 and Innocent Sin, I can see why a lot of people picked FF8.
: “Man’s understanding of time causes him to be trapped in the past and fear the future…”
: Okay, time for Mt. Iwato. Like I said, we’re specifically not buying any new equipment or fusing any new Personas, even though I could and probably should have.
: As a dungeon, Mt. Iwato is super fucking boring. It’s basically a straight hallway with a bunch of cutscenes in it. Let me post the map.
: See all those rooms with the pink text in them? Every single one of those rooms is a cutscene. They really could’ve paced this a little better.
: “This can’t be… I saw this place all the time in my dreams… it’s really here.”
: Clearly, the half-dozen fake Makis in Persona 1 were not enough. We needed a Fake Maya too.
: “N-N-No way! That was…”
: “Tatsuya…! Even now, you don’t remember!? Then let’s go deeper… I’m sure you’ll remember who that was…”
: There’s a lot of optional dialog in Mt. Plotdump, so I’m bringing back the Optional Dialogue header.
: “But if that really happened… I’ve got no choice but to go…”
: “Why… why did that happen…? Why…”
: I start walking into Mt. Iwato, and it takes a bit to get into a battle.
: Most of the enemies here are recycled from GOLD and the Aerospace Museum. We have plenty of cards and I wanted to get the party’s level up a bit so I stopped negotiating and started nuking.
: Lisa’s accessory alerts us to a new fusion spell. It’s called Loiseau de Feu, and is the fire equivalent of Sonic Wave. Everything in Mt. Iwato (apart from a single enemy) is very flammable.
: Wait a second! Hold it! Look at Maya! If you’ve played Persona 4 or Persona 5, you’ll have a clue as to what’s going on here. Yes, Maya has an entirely new cut-in image for this dungeon.
: There are enemies here that go up to Level 31, meaning we’re a few levels behind somehow.
: Right near the next cutscene room is an HP incense.
: The hilarious part about this is that they animated Tatsuya with a yo-yo, and the animation is exactly two frames.
: If you’ve played Persona 3 (or Persona 4 or Persona 5) you’ll know what this mask is. This is a Phoenix Ranger Featherman R mask, which will pop up in all of the subsequent Persona games in some form.
: In Persona 3, it’s on the TV in the dorm room. Persona 4 Golden has an entire Featherman costume set you can unlock. They show up in Futaba’s room in Persona 5 as well.
: “Papa and Mama were fighting today, too… and they promised they’d go to the festival with me. Why are grown-ups always so mad?”
: Yes, Eikichi was the fat kid… even though he’s not really that fat. This is part of the whole thing between him and Hanakouji.
: sniffle sob “Y-Yeah… Wh-who’re you…?”
: “Umm… I’m Black Falcon. And this is… Red Eagle, I guess?”
: “Th-then I’m Y-Yellow Owl.”
: “M-my dad’s r-really scary… h-he’s like, eighteenth rank in k-k-karate and judo…”
: “My papa’s nice to me. He reads books to me and shows me the stars. But he doesn’t get along with mama…”
: Meet Lisa’s dad, who is a reference that did not at all age well. Lisa’s dad is straight up Steven Seagal, who uh… is kind of a gigantic asshole these days. There’s a good reason the other 80s action movie stars get roles in good movies and he doesn’t. In a way, it fits though, as Lisa’s dad is a colossal asshole.
: “Hey! C’mon over. Wanna play with us?”
: “A justice hero would never pick on anyone! Come on!”
: Eikichi spending most of his time on the ground is apparently nothing new.
: “Hahahaha! Oh man, what’re we gonna do with you, Yellow?”
: “Whew… I’m tired… I haven’t laughed this much in a while…”
: “Hey, um… will you guys keep being my friends?”
: “Of c-course! W-we’ll always be p-p-pals! R-right!?”
: “Oh, I know! We’re missing one, but we do have four rangers here. Let’s come up with a name for our group! It’ll be just between us. We’ll be secret friends who never take off their masks when they meet!”
: So yes, this is another case of the whole “Erusaer Tsymmom” thing that Persona 1 did.
: “Now do you remember, Tatsuya!? We all met each other a long time ago!”
: “We’re the ones who formed the Masked Circle! And… and…!”
: Yukino is totally thinking “Wow, I’m glad the Persona 1 cast wasn’t that dumb. Apart from Ayase.”
: “Yeah… that’s right, Tatsuya… that was us back when we were kids… it wasn’t just a dream… we met for the first time that night at the festival at the Alaya Shrine!”
: Right near the cutscene room is a secret room. You can see it on the map, it’s between the first and second cutscene rooms. There are five of these rooms in Mt. Iwato, and we ABSOLUTELY want to visit all of them. Why?
: So, remember in Persona 1 how you got the “ultimate” Personas by picking the moral choices correctly, and you got the totem items at the end of the game? The masks here ARE those totem items. If you miss one, there’s no coming back for it and you are permanently screwed out of each character’s ultimate Persona. Yes, they’re just sitting in a random-ass midgame dungeon.
: It’s entirely possible that unless you’re using a map, you could miss one or more of the masks. The worst part is that unlike Persona 1 where the ultimate Personas were all kinda garbage (except Elly’s), the ones in Innocent Sin have a unique fusion spell in addition to multiple top-tier damage spells. The fusion spell requires all five ultimates.
: If you haven’t read the Persona 1 LP, Yukino is talking about Snow Queen, which starts when Ms. Saeko (who we met earlier) puts on a cursed mask.
: “This… is where I hid my mask… back then… hiding my face made me feel like a different person. I didn’t have to worry about the color of my hair or eyes.”
: “That’s right… we came here afterwards and hid our masks… and forgot all about it ever since…”
: Get your stuff, people, time to trundle along to the next cutscene.
: Camazotz and Principality are two of the new enemies here. Camazotz isn’t that bad, Principality randomly casts instant death spells. Somehow, that makes him less bad than in Persona 1 where he reflected practically everything.
: By the way, Maya won’t negotiate with demons for… some reason. I wonder why? This locks us out of making pacts with about half the demons here. I made one with Camazotz for some cards since that only requires Eikichi and Tatsuya.
: Mt. Iwato really feels like that dungeon in YIIK. There’s a few items hidden around, but most of them aren’t necessary. That incense we got earlier is one of the ones worth picking up.
: Time for the second of four reflecting pools.
: “Paaaaper!”
: “S-S-scissors!”
: “…”
: “Okay, then today… we’re gonna play house!”
: It’s not lupus. Oh boy, time to go abuse pain medication. There, I played House.
: “W-whaaat!? C-c’mon… let’s d-draw today, I-I brought my c-c-crayons…”
: “Sorry, Yellow. She’s the boss, so we have to listen to what she says no matter what. That’s the rule.”
: Incidentally, this was the plot of one of the worst episodes of It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia.
: “Umm, Red will be the daddy, and I’ll be the mommy, of course. And you’ll be my big brother, Black!”
: “A-Am I the b-baby again…? F-fine…”
: I read this and all I could think of is how Eikichi totally should’ve responded like that one water commercial people kept turning into a Youtube Poop years ago.
: “Daaarling! The kids are all tucked in now, so let’s take a bath together!”
: I think the black-masked kid lost the plot somewhere.
: Culebre is another new enemy. He’s water-based and technically resists fire, but Loiseau de Feu and Mega Blaze will still oneshot them.
: Nearby is Eikichi’s mask. That makes two. I’m going to skip the optional dialogue because it’s not really important.
: It took me almost two full floors to find Kuchisake-onna, but I did.
: She tries the old sleep-lock tactic that wiped my party in the Alaya Cavern in Persona 1, but that doesn’t work with five people. Two Loiseau de Feu later and she’s gone.
: “We must’ve sealed everything up so that our sins wouldn’t catch up to us… including our memories… I’m sorry, Tatsuya.”
: Oh! I know! It’s “There’s no line, just come on in.”
: “There’s no more disgusting phrase in all the world. It’s used to displace your suffering onto others so you can escape your sins… the moment you employ it, your suffering becomes the other person’s. A thing can be unforgivable, but oh, if they apologize…”
: “I say there’s no reason to accept that suffering. You don’t have to forgive them. Cast aside the mask of your conscience.”
: “The Ta-chan I knew then was a lot more energetic… it’s probably our fault that you became so distant. I know that words can never be enough… but there’s nothing else I can do now besides apologize. I’m so sorry…”
: This was optional dialogue, but I’m going to cast aside the mask of my conscience and not mark it because it’s the first real instance where something’s clearly wrong with Maya… assuming you haven’t played Persona 4 or 5.
: Finally, we reach B2F. B2F has something ripped straight out of the Ice Palace in Persona 1, and this was where I got the map out.
: Here, we run into Cwn Annwn. I looked up how you pronounce it and it sounds like “Coon a-noon”. “Coon A-Noon” sounds like a lunch hour radio show hosted by a raccoon furry. Anyway, Cwn Annwn is easily the most annoying demon in this dungeon.
: They’re very fast, usually going before the party does. They also have a spell that causes them to explode and instakill a single person. When they’re not using that, they have a bunch of group-target spells that take forever to resolve even on “skip” mode.
: The second floor starts with a small room that looks like a dead end. It isn’t. You just kind of clip through this wall and keep going. This is the intended route.
: This room here? With the ice crystals? This room is an annoying piece of shit. It’s basically a minefield, only the mines are pit traps that cause you to drop down a floor.
: What you want to do here is sort of make a route shaped like a backwards question mark. I’ll show you the in-game map.
: I intentionally fell down this hole because there’s a few items and a unique demon in a box on the floor below.
: This guy is… I actually don’t know. The game refers to him as “Demon King” and I think he’s supposed to be some kind of ancient Chinese or Japanese general. He’s really nothing special except that he has gravity-based spells. I don’t think we’ve seen a single Persona with a gravity spell yet.
: By this point, everyone in the party is pretty close to level 30… apart from Lisa, who is still behind.
: The only other treasure worth getting in here are these Miracle Eggs. Everything else is common healing items we can buy at the store.
: Agrippa can spawn here as a regular enemy. He’s level 31 and resistant to magic, but vulnerable to physical damage.
: Back on B2F, I use the map to get around the pit traps.
: Here’s the route to get around all of that. You mostly want to stick to the right wall, make a slight left around the big crystal formation, and then stick to the north wall.
: The third reflecting pool is on B3F, but on a different part of it that we can only access through the staircase that’s past all the pit traps.
: I didn’t do the math until now, but at this point, Maya is 13 and the rest of the cast are either 6 or 7 years old. It just seems weird to me that you’d let kids that young play by themselves, even in the late 90s.
: “Whatcha doing, Big Sis?”
: “I’m visiting the shrine. I’m praying to become what I want in the future… like that!”
: “Ohh, neat! But if you join the Masked Circle, you can be what you want right now!”
: “Wh-whatever the b-boss of the Masked C-Circle says goes. Th-the boss gets to decide what everyone d–does and b-becomes.”
: Sound familiar at all? Not like that’s what we’ve been going through for the past several hours.
: “Wow! Then will you make me what I want to be too?”
: “Wh-what should we d-do? I-I wouldn’t m-mind letting her j-join our group…”
: “Yeah… are you okay with it, Red?”
: This is a retcon of Persona 1. In Persona 1, it’s established that the only reason the Persona Game works is because of the DEVA System interfacing with Maki and overwriting reality with her dream world. Theoretically, once the DEVA system blew up at the end of Persona 1, that should’ve been the end of it. Nevermind that this scene is happening in 1989 and the DEVA System wasn’t built until 1996.
: This also means that the Persona 2 party have had their Personas since before the Persona 1 cast.
: “Yeah… Yeah! That’s right! We loved Big Sis! She was beautiful… energetic… kind… she taught us to follow our dreams… and then… I…”
: “We played the Persona Game together. Big Sis watched us with a huge smile on her face the whole time… she told us that whether our dream comes true depends on us! But then… I… I…!”
: Mt. Iwato really is just a cutscene hallway.
: There’s one last secret room on B2F - it’s on the other side of B2F from where the minefield is. Technically this isn’t the last secret room. There’s one more, but it should be obvious why we don’t need to go there.
: I’m going to skip most of the optional dialogue in this room, except for Maya’s and Yukino’s. Most of it’s stuff we’ve heard before.
: “But don’t you think the one who was forgotten would feel horrible? Real life isn’t a video game. You can’t just press the reset button. The sins you’ve committed will never disappear.”
: I mean, unless you’re Takahisa Kandori.
: I had to turn back from the final area because I forgot this chest with 30,000 yen in it. Where did a bunch of elementary schoolers get $300?
: B3F is boring. It’s a straight shot to the boss with very little in it.
: Picollus is another new enemy who only seems to show up near the end, despite being level 30 to Agrippa’s 31. They’re extremely slow and extremely flammable.
: B3F has one last secret room. This one is not required to get all of the ultimate Personas: if you think about it, we’ve already found masks belonging to all of the characters in our party. The last one would be the boy in the black mask… who we haven’t met yet. Or have we?
: Finally, outside the secret room there’s a new weapon for Lisa.
: "But members of the Masked Circle will always be together… that’s our rule… you promised us!’
: "…Liar! You lied to us, Big Sis!’
: “Ta-chan! You’re the boss today, right!? Order her not to go!”
: “…”
: “Jun! You gotta say something! Are you gonna just let Big Sis go away!?”
: We know his name now. Jun is the boy that exchanged gifts with Tatsuya in that flashback in the bomb shelter.
: And now we know how Maya got locked in that shrine. Of course, we also know what happened after. I feel like this is kind of just bad pacing. There’s no reason we couldn’t have had this revelation at the Aerospace Museum, or even before that.
: “Don’t… please stop!”
: “I get it… I didn’t forget… so please, no more…”
: “It wasn’t you… this is all my fault… I… I’m such an idiot! I was so scared of what I did that I tried to convince myself it was all a dream…”
: “I knew. Ever since I heard the name Masked Circle… I started to remember that was happened was real…”
: “The last ten years… I had hoped it was all just a bad dream. Eventually, I couldn’t tell what was real anymore. I began to think it had all been in my head.”
: Now, here’s something strange. If you’ll recall, Tatsuya was outside the shrine when he met Sudou and burned his eye.
: “We thought if she spent one night there, she wouldn’t be able to move away… we were such dumb kids. It didn’t make much sense…”
: “When we came back the next day, the shrine had been burned to the ground. I was scared… I thought I had killed Big Sis and Tatsuya…”
: “Jun, Ginko, and me… we hid our masks in this secret hideout, crying our eyes out, and made one last rule never to meet again.”
: “Way later, I heard a rumor that Tatsuya had been stabbed by the arsonist, but lived… still, I didn’t dare show my face.”
: “You tried to protect our Big Sis to the very end… but I… killed her…”
: “So that’s why you were so confused… you were just a kid. Then this ‘Big Sis’ is still alive? That’s good to hear.”
: “King Leo said Joker was “as beautiful as a goddess”! Big Sis was like that!”
: All of a sudden, Maya starts strangling Tatsuya before throwing him backwards.
: Maya pulls out her Persona, Reverse Maia. This is Maya’s Shadow, which also happens to be the upcoming boss.
: She casts another spell to try and kill the party off (despite the fact that Tatsuya and Yukino could beat her by themselves) but…
: “Ciao, everyone. Sorry I’m late. That Maya’s an impostor, probably caused by those terrorist rumors… she’s a spy from the Masked Circle!”
: “Leave now. That is, if you value your life.”
: The only person in the Masked Circle who isn’t in our party is Joker! Who could’ve guessed?
: “I’m alive… you don’t have to suffer anymore…”
: “Stop! That’s impossible! Tatsuya killed you!”
: We have a new possible fusion spell. Four of them, actually. Agrippa has learned a move called Summon Spirits, which combines with any of the basic element spels (fire, earth, water, wind) to make four fusion spells called Sylph, Undine, Gnome, and Salamander. These are okay replacements for things like Mega Blaze and Maxi Tempest that only take two people to perform.
: Our party starts at half health. Shadow Maya opens with Aquadyne, which two of our five party members null.
: So here’s the problem. Shadow Maya is extremely resistant to magic. Blazing Burst does like 90 damage to her, and even Loiseau de Feu struggles to break three digits.
: To make things worse, Shadow Maya has a move called Diamond Dust, which is basically Mabufula with a higher freeze chance. She also has a poison attack.
: So how did I handle this fight? Well, like this… sort of. Everyone but Tatsuya on auto-attack, Tatsuya using Shouchikubai, which heals the entire party for a good chunk of damage and can also remove status effects. I set this up and then went and had lunch.
: “All this time, my Persona’s been telling me you were Big Sis! I’m sorry… I…!”
: “I…I did something so terrible… I’ll understand if you hold a grudge over it…”
: “No… this is all because of an unfortunate misunderstanding that started that day… if anything, I’m glad to be able to see you all again. I’d never resent you! On the contrary, it’s you who should…”
: “You’re… also a false me born from a rumor…”
: “I am honored that you remember. You have all grown splendidly, yet you have not lost the shine in your eyes from those days.”
: “In homage to your strong will, I grant you power… the strength of your hearts and kindness has awakened your true Personas.”
: This is one thing I really don’t like about Innocent Sin. When Persona 1 did this with the ultimate Personas, it would tell you exactly why you got (or didn’t get) them. Here, we have no idea why. In each case, it’s because we made a choice before a boss fight: one in Zodiac, one in Aoba Park and one in the Aerospace Museum. Tatsuya gets his if (and ONLY if) everyone else gets theirs.
: These, by the way, are the Prime Personas. They’re basically everyone’s starter Persona levelled up to around 35 and given a better move set.
: “He sought to use rumors for his own ends, but has been swallowed by them, and is acting to fulfill mankind’s ultimate dream…”
: “Such was not Jun Kurosu’s original desire… his mind is snared in rumors and is slowly becoming something inhuman.”
: “The holy cross is the Grand Cross, and Nahui-Ollin is the world of the fifth sun. There is no time to lose before it perishes.”
: If you’ve ever read Lovecraft, you know who the Crawling Chaos is. If not, you might’ve seen him in the Persona 1 LP under his proper name: Nyarlathotep.

: In Persona 1, Nyarathotep was Takahisa Kandori’s Persona… though really, it was more the case that he was being controlled by it. Nyarlathotep was basically a throwaway villain: it eats Kandori…



: And makes him into a monster. It then dies when Jihei and the Persona 1 cast riddle it with bullets. You can actually fuse Nyarlathotep as a Persona for Reiji, but it sucks.
: Persona 2 also retcons this. Now, Nyarlathotep is a major villain and also the one pulling Jun’s strings. He apparently exists as an SMT demon in the Persona universe, the same way that Nyx did in Snow Queen.
: I hope you’re ready for this, because the bullshit rocket that is the plot is about to hit outer space.
: War planes. Futuristic Nazi warplanes.
: I’m pretty sure the original version of this cutscene had swastikas on all of the planes, rather than the Iron Cross. This was a change made in the PSP version.
: Yes, Persona 2 is now Wolfenstein. Giant Nazi mechs.
: Where’s BJ Blazkowitz when you need him?
: The Last Battalion has invaded Sumaru City. Next time, we kill some Nazis.