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: Previously, on 24, we blew up Smile Hirasaka and then Jack Bauer waterboarded time itself to send him back in time to save it. Just as Elly said, our next destination is Yumezaki.. for a sidequest. : Fuyuko would be the person you’d get the quest for Hanako from back at the start of the game… if we hadn’t accidentally skipped it. : Oh god I’m scared already. If hours upon hours of anime are right, Kansai is like the New Jersey of Japan. : To get the rumor for the sidequest, we need to pick “Not at all”. I mean, I dunno, New Jersey is pretty scary. : Naturally, we have to go to Todoroki and pay for the rumor. The reward isn’t worth it by any stretch of the imagination, but the EXP and money from fighting the Cursed Taxi definitely is. : Back in the Abandoned Factory, a new room opens up. This one actually connects to the room we were in before, the one with Sakya in it. : There’s some uninteresting garbage near where the note in the previous room was. : It doesn’t take long for us to run into the Cursed Taxi, which I kill with Atomic Destruction in one turn. : This puts Eikichi and Yukino at level 25. We are definitely a bit overlevelled now. : Before we leave, there’s a note right outside the room where that Open Door Card was. : You know your town has issues when there are two different demon taxis running around. The reward for the next part of this quest is definitely not worth it - it’s a card that teaches Recarmdra, a spell that kills the user to revive someone else. : We then need to go back to Todoroki a second time. : Same taxi, different hat. Dies in one turn to Atomic Destruction. : With everyone at 25 or 26 (except Lisa) I decided it was a good time to update the Persona roster.New Persona: Juanlian Dajiang
Origin: China (Journey to the West)
Persona 2 Original
: Juanlian Dajiang is a character from Journey to the West, who is usually portrayed as a kappa in the Japanese editions. His story’s emblematic of how everyone in Ancient China was an asshole: he gets exiled from heaven for accidentally breaking a vase and cursed to be a sand monster who gets speared by swords every day. : Journey to the West is fucking wild, by the way. Pretty much everyone in that novel has some kind of divine or otherwise magic powers, so it’s no wonder that Dragon Ball was based off it. I still much prefer The Water Margin.. apart from the ending.New Persona: Agrippa
Origin: Germany (A real person)
Persona 2 Original
: Agrippa is a very unique Persona for a whole lot of reasons. First, he’s an actual person. and was both an alchemist and a feminist. Second, he has Summon Spirits, which is used in a whole bunch of very specific fusion spells. He also gets Zanma fairly early on which makes him a suitable replacement for Nekomata. : Now that we’ve got some new Personas, let’s see if we can’t figure out where the next bomb is. This time, I read the riddle. : I had an A+ in Spanish in high school and it’s because I know that “El Dorado” is Spanish for “Pachinko”. : Here’s a horrifying thought: what if she and Eikichi had a kid? What would their hair look like? : Okay, clearly Ulala won the jackpot and found the bomb that was totally inside Pachinko Silver. We’re fine. Absolutely nothing bad’s going to- : You know, this is why I only took the bare minimum of Spanish. : So no, the next destination is GOLD. I wish the gym I went to was that big. Maybe then they wouldn’t have to pack the machines in and I could hide from that creepy old lady who practically lives there. I’m not going to post the rest of the scene because it would be difficult to blank out and immediately reveals the next dungeon. : This time, I mutated Fjalar into Shou Shen for Tatsuya. I’m not doing a Personalog for him because Shou Shen is just Fukurokuju by a different name - sort of like how there’s six different variations of Apsaras in P1. : Anyway, let’s go to our real destination this update: GOLD, which is an obvious reference to the Gold’s Gym chain.
: “Kinda, yeah. We’re pretty lucky Maya-san’s roommate has a membership.”
: “Looks like Ulala’s here. I should stop by the boxing ring and tell her to evacuate.”
: “Uh, about that..”
: “I don’t blame you for being skeptical, but it’s true! There’s no time! Hurry and get out of the gym!”
: “Aiyah! Isn’t that a detonator!?”
: “Like I said, there’s no time! All I can say for sure is that this organization called the Masked Circle set them!”
: “…There she goes. I hope she remembers to get out of the gym.”
: “Anyway, now that we know this is the next target, we don’t have a second to lose. Let’s find that transmitter!”
: “How considerate of you. If you behave yourself and answer our questions, this should be a short chat.”
: “Ulala! You’re still here!?”
: “I had no idea Ulala was a Persona-user!”
: “Hell hath no fury like a woman scored… who knows what girls a beautiful man like me has wrought tears from…? We should both be careful, Tatsuya.”
: “So then, Tatsuya. What kind of riddle did we get this time?”
: “It’s not a riddle! The next target is written here plain as day!”
: “I don’t like this at all… we’re dealing with King Leo here. Couldn’t it be another trap?”





































































































































