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What is this and why am I here?
It’s an online multiplayer game made by Psyonix, an indie dev that mostly did contract work, but they always had a baby, that baby was called Supersonic Acrobatic Rocket-Powered Battle-Cars. Quite a mouthful, huh? So when they made the sequel to this little known gem they decided to just give it a different name. Rocket League. It’s about rocket cars going vroom vroom in order to smash some balls into some goals. Some say it’s like football (if you’re a wanker) or soccer (if you’re a pleb) but with cars! It’s super fun and cool. Available for PC (including Linux and Mac), PS4 and Xbox One with crossplay between PC and either of the consoles (but not both at the same time ) it turned out to be a huge hit with around 200,000 concurrent players every day. Which is tremendous for an indie title.
Eh, seems fun, bit won’t it get boring soon?
At the time of writing this I played the game for almost 850 hours. And Counting. There’s an immense amount of depth to each and every mechanic and new ways to utilize them are discovered all the time. I’m sure you’ve heard the phrase “easy to learn, hard to master” before and I’ve seen no other game that embodies the phrase like Rocket League does. You will begin giggling with delight as you whiff the ball with your friends but will soon acquire skills that seemed super-human to you not long ago.
There are various game types:
Casual
This comes in several varieties, first up there’s the Standard Modes of play: Duels (1v1), Doubles (2v2), Standars (3v3) and Chaos (4v4). No frills, just hitting the ball and having some fun with rocket cars.
In case you’re feeling like something different there’s Snow Day a hockey mode that replaces the ball with a puck as well as Hoops, which replaces the goals with basketball hoops you’ll have to score into from above.
If you just really want to experience true chaos first hand there’s Rumble Mode. This mode gives you special power-ups after a set amount of time has expired. You’ll be able to punch the ball away from you from a distance with a boxing glove, grapple hook yourself to the ball, swap positions with another player, draw the ball to you with a plunger and some more things too. It’s almost a bit like Smash, only you get to pick characters other than Fox and items are on.
Competitive
If you’re feeling a bit more serious you can join the Competitive playlists. This will give you a fancy symbol next to your name telling you how good you are, making you feel better about your choice to play over 1000 hours of Rocket League. But aside from tighter matchmaking it’s basically the same as the Standard Casual modes (except Chaos, there is no Chaos mode here). Oh, and at the end of every competitive season you get a reward based on your highest reached rank, so, that’s another reason to git gud.
Oh, and you can dress up your car with pretty colors, fancy wheels, nice hats and classy antennas. How, could I forget, this is the most important part!
Nice, but do people really play this one map for over 1000 hours?
Well yes, that’s just how deep the game is, but there’s more. They did add several non-standard maps to the rotation since. Some of them are inspired by maps from the predecessor (I’m not gonna say the name again).
First of all, there’s Standard Maps. It’s the rectangle (technically octagon). This map has the most variants. There’s a quiet pitch in the forest, a big busy stadium a scenic arena with a bit of a coliseum vibe and some more. A lot of them come with day and night variants or different weather effects too.
But if that’s not exciting enough for you there’s the Non-Standard Maps.
Wasteland was the first one they introduced, it’s a larger arena with sloped sides, forcing the ball more towards the middle.
Neo Tokyo was the next, and also the first Rocket Labs alumnus (more on that in a bit). It has too raised platforms on both the left and right allowing for some creative passes and aerial plays
Starbase Arc is essentially just a very large octagon for you to play Rocket League in. This was the second map that ascended from the Rocket Labs.
So about these Rocket Labs… Psyonix added several maps with only basic tron-like assets to the game in order to see how well they play and what people think of them. The above Neotokyo and Starbase started out as Rocket Labs maps, but if that’s just not enough you can just select any Rocket Labs map in private games with friends. Unfortunately Rocket Labs maps are out of the map rotation for public games for the time being, but my understanding is that they will be back.
Okay, I’m sold! What now!?
Oh, just play the tutorial and then hop into a game, grab some friends if you can, everything is more fun with friends. If you want to learn how to play the game better there’s a couple places you can check out.
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Team Rocket’s Rocket League Tutorials: They were made when the game was just about to come out, the overall skill level has since skyrocketed but these tutorials are very good for new players to learn the ropes, they also go at it with a sense of humor, which makes it easier to stay interested.
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Gibbs’ Playing with Potatoes Series: Gibbs is a retired Rocket League pro (yes) who one day decided to start a series of him playing at the lower ranks. Initially he hanicapped himself (no jumping, boosting etc.) to show just how much good positioning trumps mechanical skill when you’re just starting out. Feel free to also check out his replay analysis series.
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Kevperts Advanced Rocket League Tutorials: And I mean advanced. We are talking the finer points of aerial and ball control here. You’ll want to come here once you’ve played the game for many many hours.
If any of you beautiful people know more resources, be they tutorials or otherwise interesting feel free to share, I might add them here.
With all that said I hope you’re gonna have some fun talking about the game and hooking up for games and whatnot.
Maybe post your pretty car fashion itt too? Cheers!