The Puppy Bowl is a time-honored American tradition going for its thirteenth year in 2017, in which puppies take to the astroturf stadium and duke it out to show just how gottdang adorable they are.
Two teams, Team Ruff and Team Fluff, go head to head and attempt to out-play, out-score, and out-cute their opponents (and sometimes their teammates) in any way they can. Thereās even Kitten-Cam and a Half-time Show for cat lovers! Letās not talk about the time the cats attempted a coup live on national television.
Here, we shall discuss the potential of some good pups in each time, why some are just as valid as others, and why you should spay and neuter your pets, and adopt, donāt shop.
WHO DO YOU CHOOSE??[poll]
Team Ruff
Team Fluff
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If you want to know who my Puppy Bowl MVP is, all you need to do is go back to Puppy Bowl IX, in which my heart was stolen by Sally, the dachsund-basset mix. Truly, a sportsdog among sportsdogs, with no peer.
What a good dog.
But tlarn, whatāre the rules of Puppy Bowl? And what about the Super Bowl
only bowl I wanna hear about is the camera at the bottom of the water bowls for prime drinking angles.
We got rid of our cable subscription this past year, so Iām legit bummed that we wonāt be able to watch the only Bowl worth mentioning this weekend.
Team Ruff has my vote because I am very aware of what āterrier mixā is a euphemism for (itās pit bull mix aka the bestest breed if youāre broken like me and like stubborn assholes with high prey drive).
I donāt know if Iāll be able to watch but dogs are good, cats are good, animals are good, puppy bowl is good.
Every year I try to watch the puppybowl and every year I simply canāt find a stream that isnāt blocked outside the US. Maybe us filthy English people want to watch the cute puppies too, dammit!