Day 5: Wherein Joat learns the true secret to friendship.
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Eeyup! Still the wavy green place with nothing in it.
Oh. Well, that’s new.
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No such luck. Guess we’ll have to actually play the game, then.
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…Isn’t drifting off how you got here in the first place?
The next morning…
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I think we’ve already established how much of a slow riser he is.
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Dude. Seriously. Your dream must contain at least one rubber chicken, a baker’s dozen tap-dancing radishes, and a war between walruses and people named Paul where it turns out all the walruses were double agents in order to qualify as strange.
Joat told Cherithe about the dreams.
Short explanation, I imagine.
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I knew it! It was the narrator from the beginning of the game all along!
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The same thing we do every night, Pinky.
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A gum phoenix, actually.
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But humans aren’t as adorabllle!
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Or painful. We always seem to get those mixed up.
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Onward, to the club!
…During the day.
I think Wigglytuff may be high.
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Was it the blatantly-obvious badges that tipped you off?
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No wonder Cherithe had a house to spare. Apparently, they sell real estate in bulk, here.
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A suspicious-looking Pokémon, giving the first two away for free… These friend areas are laced with something, aren’t they?
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There is nothing I can say about this to make it any sillier.
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Find some Pokémon and knock some friendship into ‘em, got it.
Were they just following us around this whole time, staying safely in eavesdropping range?
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For free, apparently, because giving away free stuff when people ask you to is a good way to make money, somehow.
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Oh. A promotional thing.
Then why didn’t you mention this until now? Do you even know how promotional giveaways work?
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Um, wasn’t the only sticking point a lack of housing?
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Well ,that’s a promising sign. “Try not to be too much of a load, ‘kay?”
Magnemite became a team member!
Still, I suppose I shouldn’t complain. Party member get!
Well, I guess. If nothing else, so I can tell ver apart.
My first temptation is to name ver BZZZZT, but I would like to think I have more maturity than that, however.
…Said the bird made of gum.
I am a huge nerd.
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Hopefully, it is sufficiently distant that I do not have to hear BZZBZZBZT all night every night.
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Alright, on to normal shopping activities!
…Or not.
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Are there no teams that have, like, a Pidgey in them who’d know Gust, or something?
I believe Cherithe just crit-failed her perception check.
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Hard to miss, yes.
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So I gathered.
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He must be pretty good, then, if he actually stays in business.
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I know for a fact that teams can have up to four members at a time and body size is not a factor here, so why are both of these groups only three members strong?
…Okay, with the benefit of hindsight, now I know the fourth member slot is purely reserved for escorts and new recruits. I didn’t recall that fact when first LPing this, though.
???: Oh! It’s Alakazam!
???: That’s Alakazam?!
…Yes. Yes, it is.
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Or, y’know, a fair number of other Pokémon.
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???: Wow…
???: That Shiftry agreed without any argument…
Possibly because there was a strong fire-type present.
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Is that seriously what they’re calling themselves?
That almost makes me rethink my opinion on “Team Pokémon.” Almost.
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Thereby flooding the surrounding area with lava and killing off a whole bunch of innocent Pokémon.
…Not as impressive-sounding. Which is particularly jarring, considering, well…
…Yeah.
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I’m no expert, but I am reasonably certain it is literally impossible, by any incarnation of the IQ test, to score that high.
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Including, dear reader, the color of underwear you’re wearing.
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Of his own team and everyone else, apparently.
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That Jumpluff could abuse that power so hard…
If they’re commenting on what Alakazam just did, I’m pretty sure anyone can bark orders at other people.
Why is Lombre cowering behind me? Especially when Lombre is nearly four times my size, even if the sprites don’t convey that very well.
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Why? Are they known for regularly attacking civilians? Somehow, I doubt that gets one Gold Rank very quickly.
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How?
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You mean having a premonition and then dismissing it as nothing because we are the most genre-blind people on the planet?
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Oh.
Why does ve care about us, specifically? Does ve have nothing better to do with ver time? Is it because I have a type advantage?
The next morning…
Huh. I guess we just went to bed after that. Okay, then.