OHPW - Week 21: I’m Not Evil [SHOWDOWN A-Block Day 1]
It’s time to begin the Showdown Tournament on Saturday!
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This week we’ll only do the first round of A-Block Matches. These MMA style matches are shorter than normal matches so there’s a larger number of matches on the card. If this turns out to be too much I’ll probably. Try to do fewer matches in coming weeks. But for now this is good.
Aside from that we’ll have a regularly scheduled action. DCB is getting another shot at avoiding the Jabroni after Ego’s legendary reign ended last week when Kayu lost to him.
Sadim will challenge for the Bunny Title and Freddie Hope is going for the Darkweight Title this week.
#1 Jabroni Royale Deathmatch
Kayu Zakisaka (c) vs. DivineCoffeeBinge
DCB proves that she’s outgrown the Jabroni and takes the win against Kayu. Poor Kayu.
Scene: A press conference is held after Pantha’s title win but instead of asking real questions they grill her about the possibility of her becoming evil at some point.
#2 Five-Way
Muscle Wizard vs. Zoltan vs. Lemuel vs. Pine Appel vs. Josef Dub
Pine Appel is able to get the win by pinning Zoltan via submission, however, the ref had gone down just before and could not check on multiple submissions. So Maybe a ref bump actually mattered? Who knows?
#3 Showdown Tournament A-Block Night 1
Boob Marley vs. King Skeleton
Even though Boob got in the Sunken Chest multiple times, he could not win with the move… instead he knocked King Skelly out.
#4 Showdown Tournament A-Block Night 1
Hobo One Kevodki vs. HazMatt
HazMatt has the early match under control but Hobo mounts an aggressive comeback and knocks out Matt.
#5 Showdown Tournament A-Block Night 1
Grace Thoruson vs. Harmony Gray
After their more drawn out bout a few months back we get a shockingly quick victory by Harmony. It was a very intense match, though.
#6 Tag Team Match
oRa 66 vs. Wizards Not Allowed
WNA won after murdering Palpatine. First doing a Lucha Top Rope stomp followed by the clown filly thing which destroyed Palpy’s will to get back up.
#7 Bunny Championship :3
The Supreme Sadim vs. Fomore (c)
Sadim sure did everything in his power to get Fomore down for the count or to make them tap, but Fomore did not give in and won via a really hard headbutt.
#8 VACANT Open Challenge
Team Skull Grunt Blue vs. VACANT
Surprisingly many people voted for Blue to be in, but in the end he became just another Victim. For the first time in a long time, someone failed to answer the 10-Count. And it took less than ten minutes too.
#9 Underworld Darkweight Championship
Freddie Hope vs. Angus McMutton (c)
And it’s time for our main event! Freddie and Angus had a war and the fact that the game only gave it a rating of 99% is a crime. Woulda been 100% in the Tokyo Dome! In any case, this match was great and in the end Freddie hit the Last Hope and got Angus down for the 1-2-3
