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Week 19: Seeing Triple
This weekend will be the last show before our next PPV, InJustice. We got two No. 1 Contender’s matches going on in addition to our usual madness.
We’ll also see the debut of Josef Dub against the previously teased Guzma. Samio is getting destroyed by Black and Team Skull go for the Tag Titles!

#1 Jabroni Royale Deathmatch
The Ego © vs. Harmony Gray

#2 Darkweight No. 1 Contender Match
Great Maharaja vs. Manic Misanthrope vs. Undeddie Guerrero vs. Anna May

#3 Singles Match
Josef Dub vs. Guzma

#4 Legion Tag No. Contender Match
Fallout Boys vs. oRa 66

#5 Bunny Championship :3
Super Samio vs. Black ©

#6 VACANT Open Challenge
Someone vs. VACANT

#7 Legion Tag Championships
Team Skull vs. Wizards Not Allowed ©

Going live now and starting in 15 minutes https://www.twitch.tv/iggy_igsen

Here’s the match card again:
#1 The Ego © vs. Harmony Gray for the Jabroni Royale
#2 Great Maharaja vs. Manic Misanthrope vs. Undeddie Guerrero vs. Anna May
#3 Josef Dub vs. Guzma
#4 Fallout Boys vs. oRa 66
#5 Super Samio vs. Black © for the Bunny Title :3
#6 VACANT Open Challenge
#7 Team Skull vs. Wizards Not Allowed © for the Legion Tag Titles

Week 19: Seeing Triple (Twitch VOD)


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Week 20: IN JUSTICE

It’s time for IN JUSTICE, our fifth PPV.
We get a showcase of the kind of match we’ll have at the tournament that we’ll be having for the next month or two with Mr. Shakedown vs. A Mimic.
The Fun Gang goes against three entire Dash Rendars, but one of the pretends to be The El Chad.
Fomore gets their shot at Black’s Bunny Title :3
And Pantha is attempting to defeat the defending Hellweight Champion, Suzan Blades.

Here’s the full card:

#1 Jabroni Royale Deathmatch
The Ego © vs. Kayu Zakisaka

#2 Seven Deadly Pins Battle Royal
Jan Itor vs. Supreme Sadim vs. Plumeria vs. Inspector Jane vs. Kelsey Slaughter vs. Roy vs. Maya Northwind vs. Canada Alderman ©

#3 Underworld Darkweight Championship
Anna May vs. Angus McMutton ©

#4 Gruesome Fighting
Mr. Shakedown vs. A Mimic

#5 Singles Match
Apollo vs. Frederick Hope

#6 Elimination Tag Team Match
The Fun Gang vs. Three Dash Rendars???

#7 Bunny Championship :3
Fomore vs. Black ©

#8 Legion Tag Championships
Fallout Boys vs. Team Skull ©

#9 VACANT Open Challenge
Someone vs. VACANT

#10 Infernal Hellweight Championship
Pantha vs. Suzan Blades ©

Going live now and starting in 15 minutes https://www.twitch.tv/iggy_igsen

Here’s the match card again:
#1 The Ego © vs. Kayu Zakisaka for the Jabroni Royale
#2 Seven Deadly Pins Battle Royal feat. Canada ‘Rosette’ Alderman
#3 Anna May vs. Angus McMutton for the Darkweight Title
#4 Mr. Shakedown vs. A Mimic
#5 Apollo vs. Frederick Hope
#6 The Fun Gang vs. Three Dash Rendars???
#7 Fomore vs. Black © for the Bunny Title :3
#8 Fallout Boys vs. Team Skull © for the Legion Tag Titles
#9 VACANT Open Challenge
#10 Pantha vs. Suzan Blades © for the Hellweight Title

Week 20: IN JUSTICE (Twitch VOD)

And starting next week we’ll begein our Showdown Tournament, held in a dodecagon. The exact order of matches is yet to be decided but the brackets are as follows


OHPW - Week 21: I’m Not Evil [SHOWDOWN A-Block Day 1]
It’s time to begin the Showdown Tournament on Saturday!


This week we’ll only do the first round of A-Block Matches. These MMA style matches are shorter than normal matches so there’s a larger number of matches on the card. If this turns out to be too much I’ll probably. Try to do fewer matches in coming weeks. But for now this is good.

Aside from that we’ll have a regularly scheduled action. DCB is getting another shot at avoiding the Jabroni after Ego’s legendary reign ended last week when Kayu lost to him.

Sadim will challenge for the Bunny Title and Freddie Hope is going for the Darkweight Title this week.

#1 Jabroni Royale Deathmatch
Kayu Zakisaka © vs. DivineCoffeeBinge

#2 Five-Way
Muscle Wizard vs. Zoltan vs. Lemuel vs. Pine Appel vs. Josef Dub

#3 Showdown Tournament A-Block Night 1
Boob Marley vs. King Skeleton

#4 Showdown Tournament A-Block Night 1
Hobo One Kevodki vs. HazMatt

#5 Showdown Tournament A-Block Night 1
Grace Thoruson vs. Harmony Gray

#6 Tag Team Match
oRa 66 vs. Wizards Not Allowed

#7 Bunny Championship :3
The Supreme Sadim vs. Fomore ©

#8 VACANT Open Challenge
Someone vs. VACANT

#9 Underworld Darkweight Championship
Freddie Hope vs. Angus McMutton ©

Going live now and starting in 15 minutes https://www.twitch.tv/iggy_igsen

Here’s the match card again:
#1 Kayu Zakisaka © vs. DivineCoffeeBinge for the Jabroni Royale
#2 Muscle Wizard vs. Zoltan vs. Lemuel vs. Pine Appel vs. Josef Dub
#3 Boob Marley vs King Skeleton (SD-A1)
#4 Hobo One Kevodki vs. HazMatt (SD-A1)
#5 Grace Thoruson vs. Harmony Gray (SD-A1)
#6 oRa 66 vs. Wizards Not Allowed
#7 The Supreme Sadim vs. Fomore ©
#8 VACANT Open Challenge
#9 Freddie Hope vs. Angus McMutton ©

Week 21: I’m Not Evil (Twich VOD)

After the first round for the A-Block of the Tournament our brackets look like this:

Naturally, since the B-Block hasn’t had any matches yet, I’m omitting that one. But just believe me when I say there’s nothing interesting to see there yet.

OHPW - Week 22: Cheering for the Heels

This Saturday we continue the Showdown Tournament with the first round of the B Block.
Aside from that we got Guzma going for the Bunny Title and the Dash Rendars somehow getting a shot at Tag Team Gold. This is the darkest timeline.

#1 Jabroni Royale Deathmatch
Kayu Zakisaka © vs. A Mimic

#2 Three-Way
Manic Misanthrope vs. Super Samio vs. Rick Wreckage

#3 Showdown Tournament B-Block Round 1
Cheese Pietzza vs. Weeb Weaver

#4 Showdown Tournament B-Block Round 1
Ryu vs. N-T Punk

#5 Showdown Tournament B-Block Round 1
Cocademon vs. Malfest Goat-Monster

#6 Singles Match
Harley Havik vs. Undeddie Guerrero

#7 Bunny Championship :3
Guzma vs. Fomore ©

#8 VACANT Open Challenge
Someone vs. VACANT

#9 Legion Duo Tag Championships
Two Out of Three Dash Rendars vs. Team Skull ©

Going live now and starting in 15 minutes https://www.twitch.tv/iggy_igsen

Here’s the match card again:
#1 Kayu Zakisaka © vs. A Mimic for the Jabroni Royale
#2 Manic Misanthrope vs. Super Samio vs. Rick Wreckage
#3 Cheese Pietzza vs. Weeb Weaver (SD-B1)
#4 Ryu vs. N-T Punk (SD-B1)
#5 Cocademon vs. Malfest Goat-Monster (SD-B1)
#6 Harley Havik vs. Undeddie Guerrero
#7 Guzma vs. Fomore © for the Bunny Title :3
#8 VACANT Open Challenge
#9 Dash Rendars vs. Team Skull © for the Legion Tag Titles

OHPW - Week 22: Cheering for the Heels (Twitch VOD)

And here we have the current standings of the Showdown Tournament:

There really isn’t too much to say about this right now since we’re still a bit removed from any possible elimination scenario. However, from the looks of it B-Block seems to be more upset heavy. But this was just one round, which is not indicative of anything. Things might still get turned on their heads completely.

Week 23: Booking It

Time for our go-home for NO SHOW the only show that’s about not being a show.
We’ll settle on a Contender for the Hellweight Title. Angus, who previously narrowly failed to be the first Hellweight Champion and Mr. Shakedown who narrowly failed to become the second Hellweight Champion will go one on one. Aside from that we continue the Showdown Tournament and we’ll witness Seven Deadly Pins!

#1 Jabroni Royale Deathmatch
Kayu Zakisaka © vs. Palpatine

#2 Tag Team Match
School of Slam vs. Lawful Good

#3 Showdown Tournament - A-Block Round 2
Harmony Gray vs. King Skeleton

#4 Showdown Tournament - A-Block Round 2
Boob Marley vs. MazMatt

#5 Showdown Tournament - A-Block Round 2
Hobo One Kevodki vs. Grace Thoruson

#6 Hellweight No. 1 Contender Match
Angus McMutton vs. Mr. Shakedown

#7 Bunny Championship :3
Roy vs. Guzma ©

#8 VACANT Open Challenge
Someone vs. VACANT

#9 Seven Deadly Pins
Josef Dub vs. Vacation Skeleton vs. The El Chad vs. Black vs. George Cluwney vs. Mina Park vs. IGgy IGsen vs. Jan Itor ©

Going live now and starting in 15 minutes https://www.twitch.tv/iggy_igsen

Here’s the match card again:
#1 Kayu Zakisaka vs. Palpatine for the Jabroni Royale
#2 School of Slam vs. Lawful Good
#3 Harmony Gray (2) vs. King Skeleton (0) - SD-A2
#4 Boob Marley (2) vs. HazMatt (0) - SD-A2
#5 Hobo One Kevodki (2) vs. Grace Thoruson (0) - SD-A2
#6 Angus McMutton vs. Mr. Shakedown
#7 Roy vs. Guzma © for the Bunny Title :3
#8 VACANT Open Challenge
#9 Seven Deadly Pins feat. Jan Itor ©

OHPW - Week 23: Booking It - (Twitch VOD)

And here we have the current standings of the tournament.
Next week the B-Block will have its second round

Week 24: NO SHOW

This Saturday it is time for NO SHOW the sixth PPV of OHPW. Now our calendar is a little weird, but this means half a kayfabe year for the show! (In reality it’s more like 168 days, which the savvy among you will know is less than half a year, but the real half-year show would not happen to fall on a PPV, so…)

In any case, we got a loaded card. 13 matches! This might seem a lot, and it is. However it’s also less than it first appears. At least in terms of total runtime. Unless one or two run abnormally long…

We got Josef Dub sneaking his way into the Jabroni Royale match! We did not think this would happen but he got eliminated almost ten minutes before everyone else in the 7DP match. Speaking of: A couple returning challengers in the Seven Deadly Pins Battle Royal! Pine Appel most notably, who had a war the last time they were in a 7DP with Vacation Skeleton.

The Showdown Tournament continues with more B-Block match-ups! I could have had both blocks in there but don’t you think that’s a lot of matches already?
Harley challenged Apollo to a duel, which made Apollo angry enough to challenge Harley to a duel. So now we have duel! Palpy will challenge Freddie for the Darkweight Title. He is, of course, expected to lose. But people! The most important match is the one with the guest stars that have zero stakes in OHPW! I have secured us Alberto El Patron for NO SHOW! CM Punk will also be there making his return to wrestling? What a world to live in! The match will also feature Dante from the Devil May Cry Series!

And after that we got some throwaway match for our most prestigious title. Who’s the champ again? Pantha? Wait, someone beat Suzan? Ah well, she’ll defend against Mr. Shakedown.

Expected run-time - 2:30 hours

#1 Jabroni Royale Deathmatch
Kayu Zakisaka © vs. Josef Dub

#2 Seven Deadly Pins
Pine Appel vs. Anna May vs. Manic Misanthrope vs. Guzma vs. A Mimic vs. Fomore vs. Great Maharaja vs. Vacation Skeleton ©

#3 Bunny Championship
Undeddie Guererro vs. Roy ©

#4-6 Showdown Tournament B-Block Round 2
N-T Punk vs. Cocademon
Ryu vs. Weeb Weaver
Cheese Pietzza vs. Malfest Goat-Monster

#7 Landmine Deathmatch
Kelsey Slaughter vs. Nawt A Robutt

#8 Legion Tag Championships
School of Slam vs. Team Skull ©

#9 Singles Match
Harley Havik vs. Apollo

#10 Underworld Darkweight Championship
Palpatine vs. Freddie Hope ©

#11 VACANT Open Challenge
Someone vs. VACANT

#12 Special Singles Match
Alberto El Patron??? vs. CM Punk???

#13 Infernal Hellweight Championship
Mr. Shakedown vs. Pantha ©

Going live now and starting in 15 minutes https://www.twitch.tv/iggy_igsen

Here’s the match card again:
#1 Kayu Zakisaka © vs. Josef Dub for the Jabroni Royale
#2 Seven Deadly Pins feat Vacation Skeleton ©
#3 Undeddie Guerrero vs. Roy © for the Bunny Title :3
#4 N-T Punk (0) vs. Cocademon (2)
#5 Ryu (2) vs. Weeb Weaver (0)
#6 Cheese Pietzza (0) vs. Malfest Goat-Monster (0)
#7 Kelsey Slaughter vs. Nawt A Robutt
#8 School of Slam vs. Team Skull © for the Legion Tag Titles
#9 Harley Havik vs. Apollo
#10 Palpatine vs. Freddie Hope © for the Darkweight Title
#11 VACANT Open Challenge
#12 Alberto El Patron??? vs. CM Punk???
#13 Mr. Shakedown vs. Pantha © for the Hellweight Title

OHPW - Week 24: NO SHOW (Twitch VOD)

And here’s our tournament Standings as of right now.


The next nights for both blocks pass their respective halfway points. Which means we get our first elimination scenarios.
A-Block: The only one that can be completely eliminated here is King Skeleton. For that to happen Harmony would have to win and King Skeleton needs to lose. Aside from that it’s still everybody’s game.
B-Block: The field is a bit more divided here, we already have two 4-pointers and there’s also two 0-pointers. Punk and Cheese Pietzza can be eliminated here. If either of them lose and at the same time either Cocademon or Ryu win to reach 6 points that means that Punk and Pietzza would be out.

What elimination here means is more mathematical elimination, meaning they have no chance to win the tournament anymore. However, they will still participate to get as many points as possible, or to spoil someone elses Tournament.

Week 25: Elimination

After Pantha’s fantastic first defense (and Can’t-Believe-it’s-Not-CM-Punk wrestling nobody but almost got pinned somehow) we settle back in with your regularly scheduled OHPW Action. The Showdown Tournament enters the first round during which people can potentially be eliminated. Anybody who has 0 points HAS to win this week (or the next if they are in B-Block) to avoid elimination.

If you wanna know who’s in danger here’s the current standings of the tournament

Here’s the Match Card:

#1 Jabroni Royale Deathmatch
Kayu Zakisaka © vs. Great Maharaja

#2 Singles Match
Maya Northwind vs. Super Samio

#3 Singles Match
DivineCoffeeBinge vs. Plumeria

#4 Bunny Championship :3
Canada Alderman vs. Roy ©

#5-7 Showdown Tournament A-Block - Round 3
HazMatt (2) vs. King Skeleton (0)
Boob Marley (2) vs. Grace Thoruson (2)
Harmony Gray (4) vs. Hobo One Kevodki (2)

#8 VACANT Open Challenge
Someone vs. VACANT

#9 Seven Deadly Pins
Doctor Mutant vs. Dash Rendar vs. Chief Engineer vs. Inspector Jane vs. Harley Havik vs. Kelsey Slaughter vs. Apollo vs. A Mimic

Going live now and starting in 15 minutes https://www.twitch.tv/iggy_igsen

Here’s the match card again:
#1 Kayu Zakisaka © vs. Great Maharaja for the Jabroni Royale
#2 Maya Northwind vs. Super Samio
#3 DivineCoffeeBinge vs. Plumeria
#4 Canada Alderman vs. Roy © for the Bunny Championship :3
#5 HazMatt (2) vs. King Skeleton (0) - SD-A3
#6 Boob Marley (2) vs. Grace Thoruson (2) - SD-A3
#7 Harmony Gray (4) vs. Hobo One Kevodki (2) - SD-A3
#8 VACANT Open Challenge
#9 Seven Deadly Pins feat. A Mimic ©