Week 143: Victory
The last two matches here are the ones that have the most impact on how the tournament is going to go. If Bobson wins his match the wins the block, if Angus wins it’s a bit more involved. Could be anything from losing because Johnny has a tie-breaker over him to winning the block. For B-Block it’s even simpler. Whoever wins, well… wins. Below is the write-up I also included with the results of last episode but without spoiler tags.
#1-3 Showdown Tournament 2 - B-Block Final Round
Sgt. Sprinklez (4) vs. Family Man (0)
Sprinkles defeats Family Man in Round 2 after 7:59 via Knockout with a back elbow
Harley Havik (2) vs. Abby Lawrence (8)
Abby defeats Harley in Round 2 after 9:56 via Knockout with a series of kicks.
Thunder (4) vs. Sapp Ledesma (6)
Thunder defeats Sapp in Round 2 after 7:57 via Knockout with a twisting Neckbreaker
Scene: Satans Tube Adventures continues continue and this time VACANT says hi. VACANT says “More murder is coming” but not with these exact words.
#4 Hellweight No. 1 Contender Match
Malfest Goat-Monster vs. Majin Bob Sapp
Bob Sapp defeats Malfest Goat-Monster in 17:26 via Pinfall after a pop-up Powerbomb
This match had a lot of back and forth all throughout until the end wenn Bob Sapp got in a series of devastating Punches and throws and could get the win with a brutal Powerbomb.
#5-7 Showdown Tournament 2 - A-Block Final Round
Cocademon (0) vs. Not Your God (8)
NYG defeats Cocademon in Round 3 after 10:39 via Knockout with a reverse DDT
Harmony Gray (6) vs. Fomore (2)
Fomore defeats Harmony in Round 3 after 13:55 via Knockout with a backstabber.
Austin Ramon (6) vs. Johnny Fuckyou (8)
Johnny Fuckyou is the winner by decision after the third round has ended.
Scene: The Fun gang talk a bit about how murder is bad and good and how it’s gonna be rad. Damn. I don’t even know.
#8 Seven Deadly Pins
Rick Wreckage vs. George Cluwney vs. Skull Grunt Blue vs. Doctor Mutant vs. Chief Engineer vs. Cock Lightning vs. Spitbal vs. Manic Misanthrope (c)
Blue eliminates Spitbal in 16:27 via Submission with a Just Face Lock
George eliminates Lightning in 19:15 via Pinfall after literally just bumping into him.
Manic eliminates George in 23:59 via Submission with a Fujiwara Armbar
Doc Mutant eliminates Grunt Blue in 24:20 via Pinfall with an elbow drop
Manic eliminates Rick in 24:48 vis Submission with a Leg Trap Single Crab
Chief eliminates Doctor Mutant in 25:00 via Submission with a Guillotine Joke
Manic deliminates Chief in 28:09 vis Pinfall with the Obscure Trivia Suplex
#9-10 Showdown Tournament 2 - Block Finals
Bobson Dugnutt (8) vs. Angus McMutton (8)
Bobson defeats Angus in Round 3 after 14:19 via Knockout with a vertical Suplex
Mr. Shakedown (12) vs. KILL ANIME GIRLS (12)
KAG defeats Shakedown in Round 3 after 14:15 via Knockout with a brutal Lariat followed by a deadlift suplex
A-Block:
Alive:
Bobson Dugnutt (8/10) - tie-breakers over Fuckyou and NYG - remaining opponent: Angus
Angus McMutton (8/10) - tie-breaker over NYG - remaining opponent: Bobson
Johnny Fuckyou (8/10) - tie-breaker over Angus - remaining opponent: Austin
Not Your Goid (8/10) - tie-breaker over Fuckyou - remaining opponent: Cocademon
Eliminated:
Harmony Gray (6/8)
Austin Ramon (6/8)
Fomore (4/6)
Cocademon (0/2)
Scenario: Bobson Dugnutt
-In order for Bobson to win all he has to do is beat Angus. He has tie-breakers over both Johnny Fuckyou and NYG, the only other people still alive. So Bobson is essentially the safest. He’s the only one whose victory does not rely on other people winning or losing.
Scenario: Angus McMutton
-In order for Angus to win he needs to, of course, beat Bobson Dugnutt. But Johnny Fuckyou also has to lose.
-If Johnny and Angus win, Johnny wins because of the tie-breaker.
-If Angus, Johnny and NYG win we’ll have a three-way tie of Angus > Johnny > NYG > Angus that needs to be resolved with an additional match.
Scenario: Johnny Fuckyou
-In order for Johnny to win he needs to, first of all, win his own match against Austin. Both Bobson and NYG have to lose.
-If Angus beats Bobson but NYG wins his match we’ll have a three way tie of Johnny > NYG > Angus > Johnny
-If Bobson wins, he’s out.
Scenario: Not Your God
-In order for NYG to win he needs to win his own match, naturally. NYG has the distinct disadvantage that both Bobson and Angus, who have yet to face each other, have a tie-breaker over him. That means, whichever of these two wins, they’ll have a tie-breaker over him and match him in points. Meaning NYG loses. But there is one way for him to still win. Or rather, create a three-way tie that would allow him to do that. It relies on Johnny winning, who has a tie-breaker over Angus, and Angus winning, who as tie-breaker over NYG, while NYG has the tie-breaker over Johnny. Creating the NYG > Angus > Johnny > NYG triangle we’ve already brought up twice so far. He would then, of course, have to come out on top in the tie-breaker match.
-NYG is the only one who cannot win without a three-way tie. Any other outcome will instantly cause his elimination. That plucky underdog heel…
B-Block:
Alive:
Mr. Shakedown (12/14) - remaining opponent: KILL ANIME GIRS
KILL ANIME GIRLS (12/14) - remaining opponent: Mr. Shakedown
Eliminated
Abby Lawrence (8/10)
Sapp Ledesma (6/8)
Sgt. Sprinkles (4/6)
Cock Thunder (4/6)
Harley Havik (2/4)
Cocademon (0/2)
Scenario: Mr. Shakedown
-Mr. Shakedown beats KAG and… that’s it. Nothing else going on here. All complexities this could have had are eliminated.
Scenario: KILL ANIME Girls
-KAG has to beat Mr. Shakedown. See above. Nothing else to see here. Where A-Block is quite complex B-Block is simplicity incarnate. We WILL see a winner by points and he will be undefeated.
The first Tournament:
Last time we did this the finalists were Harmony Gray (undefeated in her block) and Malfest Goat-Monster (had to beat a three-way tie) and we might see the same thing gain. The winner was Malfest Goat-Monster, of course.
