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Week 140: REMAIN VIOLENT

It’s PPV Time! We’re still doing the tournament but opposed to the last few shows we actually have more normal wrestling matches here. Isn’t that great? Well. Check out the card.

#1 Seven Deadly Pins
Surfborg vs. Manic vs. Samio vs. N.A.Robutt vs. Tara Milleneon vs. Florida Man vs. Hayley Simmons vs. Pig Destroyer (c)

Hayley eliminates Florida Man in 9:28 via CRITICAL! with the Fall of Dalamud (still kicks out tho, shades of Dicky P)
Surfborg eliminates Hayley Simmons in 18:32 via Pinfall after an F10
Tara eliminates Pig Destroyer in 20:43 via Submission with an Armlock
Tara eliminates Super Samio in 22:56 via Submission with a double armlock kinda thing
Manic eliminates Tara in 23:17 via Submission with a Fujiwara Armbar
Surfborg eliminates Nawt A Robutt in 24:05 via Submission with a Romero Special into a Chinlock
Manic eliminates Surfborg in 29:10 via Submission with modified single crab
Oh wow, this match went some places that can’t be glanced from the above. Surburg was the star of this match no doubt. Early in the match he got hit with a Go To Hell by Tara and it was a critical hit. However, Surfborg got back up and somehow was able to power through until the very end of the match when he finally got defeated by Manic.

#2-5 Showdown Tournament Block B - Round 4
Cock Thunder (0) vs. Family Man (0)

Thunder defeats Family man in Round 2 after 6:49 via Critical! with a Release German Suplex

Scene: IGgy hangs out at Satans tube again, he’s written out the word “DESTROY” on the inside of his tube at this point. Flamander shows up and thinks yeah, destroying things is cool. He also reveals that Suzan asked him to join her in the battle against Vacant and that he lauged at the idea.

Sapp Ledesma (2) vs. Abby Lawrence (4)

Abby defeats Sapp in Round 2 after 9:56 via Knockout/Stoppage after a Swinging Boston Crab
This match fucked, as far as Tournament matches go this one is definitely MOTN for the sheer high octane action it provided.

Mr. Shakedown (6) vs. Harley Havik (2)

Shakedown defeats Harley in Round 2 after 5:56 via Knockout with a running powerbomb

KILL ANIME GIRLS (6) vs. Sgt. Sprinkles (4)

KAG defeats Sgt. Sprinkles via decision after the third round (15:00)
Although he couldn’t beat him, Sprinkles gave KAG a run for his money. No one’s taken him this far yet.

#6 Legion Tag Championship
Team Skull Girls vs. Pineapple Pizza (c)

Team Skull defeat Pineapple Pizza in 12:07 via Submission when Pink locks a Camel Clutch on Pine Appel
Immediately before the submission win Plumeria attacked Pine Appel with a Barbed Wire Bat on the outside. So perhaps that had something to do with it ending this suddenly.

Scene: Grace comes out and challenges VACANT to a regular… who accepts and dares Grace to last longer than 5 minutes.

#6.5 Singles Match
Grace Thoruson vs. VACANT
VACANT defeats Grace Thoruson in 12:40 via stoppage, unonscious in a triangle lock.
Grace loses but lasted not only longer than 5 minutes but longer than 10 minutes. That woman just refused to go down via conventional means, even got back up after being hit with Burning Hammerfall. At some point we have to draw the line between fighting spirit and being too dumb to die. I think we found it.

#7 Underworld Darkweight Championship
Palpatine vs. Danny V5 (c)

Danny defeats Palpatine in 18:02 via Pinfall after an Emerald Flowsion
While it’s true Palpy got murdered by that Flowsion he somehow kicked out at 3.1, I guess. With how well Palpy did here maybe he should have been in the Tournament.

8-11 Showdown Tournament Block A - Round 4
Austin Ramon (0) vs. Cocademon (0)

Austin defeats Cocademon in Round 3 after 11:16 via Knockout with a roundhouse kick

Johnny Fuckyou (4) vs. Fomore (2)

Fuckyou defeats Fomore in Round 3 after 12:45 via Knockout with a roundhouse kick

Not Your God (6) vs. Bobson Dugnutt (4)

Dugnutt defeats NYG in Roudn 3 after 11:41 via Knockout with a LARIATOOOO from behind

Angus McMutton (4) vs. Harmony (4)

Angus defeats Harmony in Round 3 after 11:21 via Knockout with a Machine Suplex

#12 Infernal Hellweight Championship
Ricc 2 Thicc vs. Pantha (c)

Pantha defeats Ricc in 20:11 via Pinfall with a Reincarnation
They paced themselves slowly at first, or perhaps Pantha was keeping her distance instead of trying to tackle the notoriously evasive Ricc. It paid off, apparently because she was able to come out on top of this contest.

Standings: Only click this link if the tournament has not already progressed past this point

[spoiler]

In Block A we got a much more crowded top field with four people having 6 points. This also means less people are statistically eliminated. The only one completely out right now is Cocademon.

In Block B it’s a bit different. Shakedown and KAG are dominating and half the block is eliminated as a result. Sapp, Harley, Thuner and Family Man are all out. Abby is just behind the two leaders of the Block and still has a very real chance while Sprinkles is once more on the chopping block. He could be out as soon as next show.

Elimination Candidates for the next show are:

Block A:
Austin: He as to win all his matches, and NYG hs to lose all of his. As does Angus.
Fomore: Also has to win all of their matches and NYG has to lose all of his. Additionally, Johnny Fuckyou has to lose all of his as well.

Block B:
Sprinkles: He’s out if KAG wins one more match. Shakedown CAN get one more win, but Sprinkles needs to get the tie-breaker over him.

In case you don’t know how this is calculated: Take the current points and add the potential points that can still be earned (three rounds remain, so that’s 6) and then also consider tie-breakers.[/spoiler]

And finally, here’s the current standings for the predictions: