Week 136: JUDGEMENT NIGHT III 6th November 2021 - 20:00 GMT+1
(Note for people in the US: This may be two hours early for me but it’s only one hour early for you. As always, click the link above for the exact time.)
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Time for JUDGEMENT NIGHT: The Third
And in the main event we even have a rematch of the main event from the first. That’s badass. Much like the rest of the show! Here’s the card.
#1 Seven Deadly Pins
High stakes match, high profile wrestlers. And one baby above them all.
Family Man vs. Baron of Hell vs. Dicky P vs. Ricc 2 Thicc vs. Skullistair vs. Haz Matt vs. Isabel Ibarra vs. Quackenduckboy Jr. (c)
Skullistair eliminates Family Man in 14:49 via Pinfall after a twisting reverse Stunner
Haz Matt eliminates Baron of Hell in 15:35 via CRITICAL! Submission with the Containment Unit on top of a light tube.
Haz Matt eliminates Isabel Ibarra in 27:14 via CRITICAL! Submission with the Containment Unit
Dicky P eliminates Haz Matt in 27:55 via Pinfall with Eiffel d’parachute
Dicky P eliminates Skullistair in 33:31 via Submission with a Double Armlock Half Crab
Dicky P eliminates Ricc 2 Thicc in 35:28 via Pinfall with a fancy roll-up.
Dicky P eliminates Quackenduckboy Jr. in 37:00 via Pinfall with a standing Shooting Star Press
Wow, what the fuck, how sid Dicky Fucking P eliminate four people??? I mean, he did enter last. But I hope he gets eliminated first in the next one.
#2 XOC Rules Match
This is down 10-count and submission.
Bobson Dugnutt vs. Palpatine
Palpy defeats Bobson Dugnutt in 15:32 via TKO on the third down.
Bobson controlled the match, bringing Palpy down for the count twice before even taking his first down. Unfortunately he succumbed to the reverse sweep. Truly a dark day for Palpy haters worldwide. And oh yeah, Bobson isn’t a regular Roster member but he’ll be in the upcoming Showdown Tournament.
#3 Singles Match
I think this may or may not be highly anticipated, but it’s gonna be dope either way.
Grace Thoruson vs. Majin Bob Sapp
Majin Bob Sapp defeats Grace Thoruson in 16:22 via Pinfall after the ULTRABEASTBACKBREAKER
This match went hard from the word go and was all I could have wanted from a match between those too. It also ended at the right time. Probably my favorite singles match on the card.
Scene: VACANT attacks Black backstage, Black powers up and fights back. Then Flamander comes to his aid and VACANT flees the scene.
#4 Legion Tag Championships
Unionizing against the six time champs.
The Union vs. Pineapple Pizza (c)
Pineapple Pizza defeat The Union in 20:10 when Cheese Pizza submits Josef Dub with an overextending grounded Facelock
Pineapple Pizza played it smart. Kept the action in their corner as much as possible. And that paid off! They were able to defend the titles for the second time. However, in their six-reigns they defended the title twice three times now. However, they never went past that.
#5 Singles Match
This has been coming for basically a year now.
Not Your God vs. Freddie Hope
Not Your God defeats Freddie Hope in 26:26 via Pinfall with an Emerald Flowsion
NYG wrecked Freddie’s arms early on, but Freddie refused to tap out all throughout the match. In the last ten minutes or so NYG was fully in control, but could still not get the win by submission, so had to compromise and get it via pinfall instead.
#6 Darkweight Championship
This looks like a video game-ass match.
Flash Hammer vs. Arcade Legend Ass (c)
Flash Hammer defeats ASS in 11:07 via Pinfall after the Star Dust Flash
Short and sweet. Both got their shit in and then left. Notably, Flash did his finish for the win immediately after kicking out of ASS’ finish. Classic.
#7 Bloodtober Gorefest
Part three, still almost the same team.
Maya Northwind vs. Steve Dirt vs. Hobo One Kevodki vs. Kayu Zakisaka
Maya eliminates Hobo in 18:48 via Submission with La Cavernaria
Maya eliminates Kayu in 21:04 via Pinfall with a Shooting Star Press after Steve stabbed her and Maya did a Seton on her.
Maya eliminates Steve Dirt in 24:13 via Pinfall with a Shooting Star Press after dropping Steve on his own exploding barbed wire bats
Maya does it for a third year in the row! Surely, she has enough candy to last her a life time??? At 15 minutes the ring exploded, but miraculously no one was out. They kept on fighting. At this point everyone was bleeding, including Kelsey, who took on Referee duties. But soon they all fell to Maya, who somehow is one of the least hardcore seeming persons on our roster and still wins the annual match we call the Bloodtober Gorefest.
#7.5 Singles Match
Killa Yano vs. Arn with a Glock
Arn shoots Yano, Yano survives then Yano shoots Arn and misses, then shoots again and hits Arn, who is unable to continue. Cos he’s too damn old. It took a whole 33 seconds.
#8 Hellweight Championship
Two years ago Fomore faced Pantha to win the title… but can they beat Pantha again?
Pantha vs. Fomore (c)
Pantha defeats Fomore in 55:17 (!) via Pinfall after a Superman punch and a top rope splash.
Holy shit they went almost a full 60 what the fuck, whoah!"!!! We had a back and forth first, then Fomore was in control, then a back and forth again and Pantha was in control, then a back and forth and then Fomore was in control and finally Pantha was able to take it back, though in the process I think Fomore destroyed her arms and legs. Much like Freddie she refused to tap out, though. It didn’t really FEEL that long I just knew it was getting long. And for shoot, I wanted this match to go long so I tweaked some things but when I thought long I was like “Yeah, 30 some minutes, with a ceiling of 40 is gonna be good. (so 15-20 in real time. Instead we went nearly 30)” Which is pretty long for a singles match. But Fire Pro’s RNG does what it does best, and that is spite you! It was still fun, if a bit exhausting.
