OHPW - Business May Die [Fire Pro Wrestling World]

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Week 133: Return of Ref - 16th October 2021 - 22:00 GMT+2

Well, I shouldn’t have called the last show a cursed show and not expected something “cursed” to happen. So this time let’s call it something we want to happen.

#1 Four Way Elimination
Look at these four, they’re gonna do great!
Great Maharaja vs. Boob Marley vs. Guzma vs. Vacation Skeleton

#2 Tag Team Match
Angus’ first match since he lost the Darkweight and RBF’s first tag match in a while.
The Union (Angus + Josef) vs. Real Beer Float

#3 Singles Match
Shockingly in his quest to face Freddie he hasn’t faced Tara yet.
Tara Milleneon vs. Not Your God

#4 Singles Match
Fresh off of a 7DP Reign, let’s see if he can beat Kayu.
Flash Hammer vs. Kayu Zakisaka

#5 Tag Team Match
Anime hating jerks… I wonder does Pink count as an anime girl?
Goatcorp. Enforcers vs. Team Skull Grunts

#6 Singles Match
This one should be a slamfest.
Pantha vs. Supreme Sadim

#7 Underworld Darkweight Championship
ASS has finally risen to get a chance much like Kayu did in the past.
Arcade Legend ASS vs. Steve Dirt

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Week 133: Return of Ref (Twitch VOD)

Average Match Time Total: 18:31, sounds reasonable.
Average Match Time this episode: 25:41, Yeah… I dunno. For our opener, feel free to simply read the results.

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Week 133: Return of Ref - 16th October 2021 - 22:00 GMT+2

Well, I shouldn’t have called the last show a cursed show and not expected something “cursed” to happen. So this time let’s call it something we want to happen.

Scene: Looks like Guy Skull is back. Time for IGgy to put him in his place.

#1 Four Way Elimination
Look at these four, they’re gonna do great!
Great Maharaja vs. Boob Marley vs. Guzma vs. Vacation Skeleton

Maharaja eliminates Boob in 21:17 via CRITICAL! with the Bull Killing Chop
Vacation Skeleton eliminates Maharaja in 59:23 via Pinfall with a Sunset Flip
Vacation Skeleton eliminates Guzma in 63:05 via Pinfall with a Crucifix Powerbomb from the second rope
Well, what the fuck was this? It started out all fine and fine, Maharaja got a really cool elimination but after that it soon when to shit. First they kicked out of each other’s moves and then they kept interrupting each other pins and submissions. It took almost an entire hour of total match time until we saw the second elimination. I guess the curse is still going strong.

#2 Tag Team Match
Angus’ first match since he lost the Darkweight and RBF’s first tag match in a while.
The Union (Angus + Josef) vs. Real Beer Float

The Union defeat RBF in 19:27 when Josef does the Cold Stone Creamer on Sgt. Sprinklez, knocking him out with his own move.
This match was a wind of fresh air after the eternal struggle that was the previous one. Not only did it finish in under average for a tag match it also had easily the spot of the night (see the gif above.) It even had a finish that could potentially set something up

Scene: Majin Bob Sapp comes out and goads VACANT into fighting him. VACANT shows up and defeats Bob Sapp, however, Bob Sapp so far has done the best against VACANT.

#3 Singles Match
Shockingly in his quest to face Freddie he hasn’t faced Tara yet.
Tara Milleneon vs. Not Your God

Not Your God defeats Tara Milleneon in 8:14 via Submission with London Dungeon.
Whew, on one hand it’s really disappointing that we didn’t get to see more of this, on the other hand after our opener I’m so glad this didn’t last forever.

#4 Singles Match
Fresh off of a 7DP Reign, let’s see if he can beat Kayu.
Flash Hammer vs. Kayu Zakisaka

Flash Hammer defeats Kayu Zakisaka in 10:48 vis Pinfall after a Lariat
Fire Pro must instinctively shorten these matches after having one real long one, I dunno. I stopped fucking with things that affect the length of singles matches actual years ago so this has to be Fire Pro working itself out. Match was pretty fun, though. It featured a lot of Flash kicking actual ass. Maybe he can finally break out in a big way.

Scene: Kelsey and Maya are at some garbage dump. Maya is chilling near her candy truck while Kelsey decides to be one with the garbage on top of the garbage hill because it helps her think or something. She wants to assemble this year’s gorefest. Steve then comes out and Kelsey decides that whoever loses his match will be in the Gorefest. Turns out Hobo is also there and Kelsey throws him into the qualifiers as well. As though that wouldn’t be enough Rick somehow also shows up and Kelsey sees that as a sign. She just needs one more person but no one shows up, so she’ll have to think more.

#5 Tag Team Match
Anime hating jerks… I wonder does Pink count as an anime girl?
Goatcorp. Enforcers vs. Team Skull Grunts

Goatcorp. beat The Grunts in 30:12 via Submission when Palpy puts Pink in a Figure Four Leg Lock.
Though we’ve seen KAG fight before this match really showed us that he just likes to pick people up and chuck them around. There was a lot of violence going on here and it was almost all good. After the match both KAG and Palpy continued attacking the grunts. Rude af.

#6 Singles Match
This one should be a slamfest.
Pantha vs. Supreme Sadim

Pantha defeats Sadim in 19:48 via Pinfall after a Top Rope Splash.
Sadim somehow did his 1001 Arabian Nights twice without going for a pin. Had he gone for the pin one of those times victory would be certain. Intead it cost him and Pantha was able to come back from that punishment and win.

#7 Underworld Darkweight Championship
ASS has finally risen to get a chance much like Kayu did in the past.
Arcade Legend ASS vs. Steve Dirt

ASS defeats Steve Dirt in 28:10 via Pinfall after the Divekick
This sure was a match. Steve whipped out everything, did the Blood’n’Gutbuster three times. Did the Go To Hell a few times too for good measure. Meanwhile, taking down Steve was hard work too. It took three Divekicks and more punishment before that. Several Snapmare Drivers and other hard hitting moves. But ASS prevails and sets a new High Score.

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Week 134: JD3 - 23rd October 2021 - 22:00 GMT+2

Once more we’re nearing Judgement Night so we gotta do the Gorefest thing and some other stuff.
Here’s the card for this weekend’s show.

#1 Singles Match
Oh uh… that guy hasn’t showed up in a while
Malfest Goat-Monster vs. DivineCoffeeBinge

#2 Singles Match
Can Danny withstand the knee?
Harley Havik vs. Danny V5

#3 Three-Way
One of these is not like the other. (It’s Thunder)
Sexton Blud vs. Cock Thunder vs. Pig Destroyer

#4 Singles Match
Two badasses who recently went through some changes, what’s not to love?
Harmony Gray vs. Abby Lawrence

#5 Singles Match
You took my finisher. I’ll take your life.
Sgt. Sprinklez vs. Josef Dub

#6 Bloodtober Gorefest Qualifier
Both have been in the Gorefest before. But only one can bake it back in.
Rick Wreckage vs. Hobo One Kevodki

#7 Legion Tag Team Champions
Is Cheese Pietzza an anime girl?
Goatcorp. (x) vs. Pineapple Pizza (c)

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Week 134: JD3 - (Twitch VOD)
The RNG has not been kind to us as of late, but I don’t dare to fuck with it because I know the moment I do the RNG will correct course and make it so all our matches go to a one hour time limit draw.

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Week 134: JD3 - 23rd October 2021 - 22:00 GMT+2

Once more we’re nearing Judgement Night so we gotta do the Gorefest thing and some other stuff.
Here’s the card for this weekend’s show.

#1 Singles Match
Oh uh… that guy hasn’t showed up in a while
Malfest Goat-Monster vs. DivineCoffeeBinge

Goat-Monster defeats DCB in 11:54 via Pinfall after hitting the MGM Outta Nowhere
This was pretty ugly. It looked, at times, like Goat-Monster was just playing with his food a little.

#2 Singles Match
Can Danny withstand the knee?
Harley Havik vs. Danny V5

Danny defeats Harley in 7:55 via Pinfall with a Reincarnation
This didn’t seem nearly as short as it was. The match was competitive until the end when Danny got in a series of moves that ended up winning him the match.

#3 Three-Way
One of these is not like the other. (It’s Thunder)
Sexton Blud vs. Cock Thunder vs. Pig Destroyer

Sexton wins in 30:10 via DQ when he pretends Thunder hit him with a lighttube.
Wow, I can’t believe Sexton won another no DQ match via DQ. It keeps happening. (Mechanically the move is a regular submission that merely displays as a DQ so technically he won via Submission, but kayfabe.)

Scene: NYG once more does his bad peotry that doesn’t even rhyme and challenges Freddie. Freddie comes out and accepts this time.

#4 Singles Match
Two badasses who recently went through some changes, what’s not to love?
Harmony Gray vs. Abby Lawrence

Harmony defeats Abby in 16:18 via Pinfall with a deadlift spinning Powerbomb
Now this is what I’m talking about, Fire Pro! More like this please. These two hit the piss out of each other! Kicked out of each other’s moves and all that fine stuff and had a lot of back and forth.

#5 Singles Match
You took my finisher. I’ll take your life.
Sgt. Sprinklez vs. Josef Dub

Sgt. Sprinklez defeats Josef in 10:09 via DQ because Josef can’t stop holding on to Sprinklez balls
Josef does it again! What a dick. Maybe the two really do need to fight a third time like this is WWE where we get constant non-finishes and rematches.

#6 Bloodtober Gorefest Qualifier
Both have been in the Gorefest before. But only one can bake it back in.
Rick Wreckage vs. Hobo One Kevodki

Hobo defeats Rick in 10:42 via Pinfall after an Ushigoroshi
Another match that didn’t feel as short as it was. Mutch like wit Harley vs. Danny it was competitive until it wasn’t anymore and Hobo took control and went for the win.

#7 Legion Tag Team Champions
Is Cheese Pietzza an anime girl?
Goatcorp. (x) vs. Pineapple Pizza (c)

Cheese Pietzza win in 17:36 via Pinfall when Pine Appel splashes onot Palpy.
A fine match if you ask me. There was sufficient violence from KAG, sufficient eating shit from Palpy, sufficient eating shit induced on palpy by Pine Appel and Cheese Pietzza and the Pizza tema prevailed. What more can you ask for? Oh, right, a better rest of t he card. Well shit.

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Week 135: Judgement Dusk III - 30th October 2021 - 22:00 GMT+2

Next week is JUDGEMENT NIGHT III and I forgot to do the bit where I call the episodes leading up Judgement Dawn/Day/Dusk this year. I mean okay, I called the last one JD3, but that could mean anything. But I finally caught back up, welcome to Judgement Dusk III, here’s the card.

#1 4v4 Tag Match
This war rages on, eternally.
Anime Death Squad (KAG, Palpy, WNA) vs. Anime Defense Force (Skull Girls, Anna May, Samio)

#2 Singles Match
Note: Our Hell has no nobility
Baron of Hell vs. Family Man

#3 Singles Match
Ultimate Brain vs. Ultimate Brawn, match of the century (mid-card)
EGO vs. Muscle Wizard

#4 Legion Tag Championships No. 1 Contender Match
Undeddie and Mimic are going to dick kick city
The Union (Mina and Josef) vs. Criminal Sanity (Undeddie and Mimic)

#5 Bloodtober Gorefest Qualifier
What shall it be? Princess Slaughter? Or Deathmatch Kayu?
Kelsey Slaughter vs. Kayu Zakisaka

#6 Hellweight Championship No. 1 Contender Match
Can’t wait for Pantha to gloriously defeat Dash Rendar again.
Pantha vs. Dash Rendar for some reason

#7 Seven Deadly Pins
Eight people enter… eight leave. But only one of them can win.
Lightning vs. Robutt vs. Duckbaby vs. Suman vs. Lea vs. Bone Idol vs. Florida Man vs. Koji Kojinaka (c)

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Week 135: Judgement Dusk III - (Twitch VOD)

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Week 135: Judgement Dusk III - 30th October 2021 - 22:00 GMT+2

Next week is JUDGEMENT NIGHT III and I forgot to do the bit where I call the episodes leading up Judgement Dawn/Day/Dusk this year. I mean okay, I called the last one JD3, but that could mean anything. But I finally caught back up, welcome to Judgement Dusk III, here’s the card.

#1 4v4 Tag Match
This war rages on, eternally.
Anime Death Squad (KAG, Palpy, WNA) vs. Anime Defense Force (Skull Girls, Anna May, Samio)

ADF defeat ADS in 13:47 via Pinfall when Plumeria drops KAG on his head with a Reverse Tombstone Piledriver
People hating anime is for no good reason is a tale as old as pro-wrestling. (Think Anime was only created later? Think again, Wrestling is Anime) but to have the anime haters come from within Wrestling is its ultimate self-loathing. However, the brave animes keep on fighting and this time, they emerged victorious. A great victory for anime. A great victory for pro-wrestling. But it’s not over… it’s not over yet, Snake!

#2 Singles Match
Note: Our Hell has no nobility
Baron of Hell vs. Family Man

Family man defeats (!) Baron of Hell in 20:20 via pinfall with a Running Liger Bomb
Holy shit! Everyone expected Family Man to get wrecked. And at first this looked very likely. But at some point Family man just decided to stop taking moves! I’m not bumping for you, brother! He turned into Shin Family Man X and whipped out moves that we don’t normally see him do. Truly a sight to behold. The Baron of Hell could not win in his debut, however, you don’t normally face Shin Family Man X in your first match.

#3 Singles Match
Ultimate Brain vs. Ultimate Brawn, match of the century (mid-card)
EGO vs. Muscle Wizard

EGO defeats Muscle Wizard in 20:06 via Pinfall after Super Ego Flying High
This match somehow turned into a hard fought epic too. It was intended as a nice nothing match so people could recover from the shock of Family Man getting completely destroyed. However, that didn’t happen. So Ego and Muscle Wizard fought it out hard. Still somehow protecting Muscle Wizard’s Finish, Bigdawgs Clenched Fist, by never doing it in 20 minutes. Nice.

#4 Legion Tag Championships No. 1 Contender Match
Undeddie and Mimic are going to dick kick city
The Union (Mina and Josef) vs. Criminal Sanity (Undeddie and Mimic)

The Union defeat Criminal Sanity in 16:25 via DQ when Josef pretends to have been kicked in the nards by Undeddie. One too many.
Ah, yes. The classic trick of getting your opponent DQ’d for a ball kick that never happened in a match full of crotch kicks that occurred in plain sight. Some might call this arbitrary. I call it art.

#5 Bloodtober Gorefest Qualifier
What shall it be? Princess Slaughter? Or Deathmatch Kayu?
Kelsey Slaughter vs. Kayu Zakisaka

Kayu defeats Kelsey in 9:22 via Pinfall with the Mahou Magical Splash
While this match ended rather quickly, especially compared to the previous singles matches, it was pretty intense. At one point Kayu decided to start using her finisher until it is successful. But it wasn’t until she did a Springboard Cross Body before the Mahou Magical Splash from the top rope.

Scene: Pantha and Dash are interviewed and cut short promos on the upcoming match.

#6 Hellweight Championship No. 1 Contender Match
Can’t wait for Pantha to gloriously defeat Dash Rendar again.
Pantha vs. Dash Rendar for some reason

Pantha defeats Dash in 32:39 via Pinfall with a Reincarnation
WHAOAAAAAAAOU Holy shit. This match started with Dash dominating. Even doing his finisher like four or so times. In a row. RNG was really on his side. But the fighting spirit was on Panthas. Pantha kicked out every time. Not only that she was able to make a blazing combeback. Move after move after move, culminating in the Pantha Claw… but Dash does not tap out. However, it’s clear at this point that both are at the end of their wints, whatever happens next could end it for either of them. Thankfully, for us all, it was Pantha who came out on top this time. No nightmare prospect of Dash potentially winning the big title again… whew. But it may only be a matter of time…

#7 Seven Deadly Pins
Eight people enter… eight leave. But only one of them can win.
Lightning vs. Robutt vs. Duckbaby vs. Suman vs. Lea vs. Bone Idol vs. Florida Man vs. Koji Kojinaka (c)

Lea eliminates Koji in 23:07 by knocking him out with the Make-A-Wish. He STILL kicked out.
Lightning eliminates Suman in 26:58 by knocking him out with Lightning Strikes
Duckbaby eliminates Lea in 27:04 via Submission with Some weird leg-wrenching move.
Bone Idol eliminates Lightning in 29:51 via Pinfall after The Bone Zone
Robutt eliminates Florida Man in 31:21 via Pinfall with an O’Connor Roll German
Duckbaby eliminates Robutt in 32:13 via Submission by stomping a mudhole in his butt
Duckbaby eliminates Bone Idol in 34:57 via Pinfall by glomping them.
For some odd reason no eliminations happend for 23 minutes. The Chaos just continued for a long time, much longer than usual. But then they started falling. Big win for the Duckbaby in the end.

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Week 136: JUDGEMENT NIGHT III 6th November 2021 - 20:00 GMT+1
(Note for people in the US: This may be two hours early for me but it’s only one hour early for you. As always, click the link above for the exact time.)

Time for JUDGEMENT NIGHT: The Third
And in the main event we even have a rematch of the main event from the first. That’s badass. Much like the rest of the show! Here’s the card.

#1 Seven Deadly Pins
High stakes match, high profile wrestlers. And one baby above them all.
Family Man vs. Baron of Hell vs. Dicky P vs. Ricc 2 Thicc vs. Hayley Simmons vs. Skullistair vs. Haz Matt vs. Isabel Ibarra vs. Quackenduckboy Jr. (c)

#2 XOC Rules Match
This is down 10-count and submission.
Bobson Dugnutt vs. Palpatine

#3 Singles Match
I think this may or may not be highly anticipated, but it’s gonna be dope either way.
Grace Thoruson vs. Majin Bob Sapp

#4 Legion Tag Championships
Unionizing against the six time champs.
The Union vs. Pineapple Pizza (c)

#5 Singles Match
This has been coming for basically a year now.
Not Your God vs. Freddie Hope

#6 Darkweight Championship
This looks like a video game-ass match.
Flash Hammer vs. Arcade Legend Ass (c)

#7 Bloodtober Gorefest
Part three, still almost the same team.
Maya Northwind vs. Steve Dirt vs. Hobo One Kevodki vs. Kayu Zakisaka

#8 Hellweight Championship
Two years ago Fomore faced Pantha to win the title… but can they beat Pantha again?
Pantha vs. Fomore (c)

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Week 136: JUDGEMENT NIGHT III - (Twitch VOD)

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Week 136: JUDGEMENT NIGHT III 6th November 2021 - 20:00 GMT+1
(Note for people in the US: This may be two hours early for me but it’s only one hour early for you. As always, click the link above for the exact time.)

[timg]https://i.imgur.com/laXUaWJ.jpg[/timg]
Time for JUDGEMENT NIGHT: The Third
And in the main event we even have a rematch of the main event from the first. That’s badass. Much like the rest of the show! Here’s the card.

#1 Seven Deadly Pins
High stakes match, high profile wrestlers. And one baby above them all.
Family Man vs. Baron of Hell vs. Dicky P vs. Ricc 2 Thicc vs. Skullistair vs. Haz Matt vs. Isabel Ibarra vs. Quackenduckboy Jr. (c)

Skullistair eliminates Family Man in 14:49 via Pinfall after a twisting reverse Stunner
Haz Matt eliminates Baron of Hell in 15:35 via CRITICAL! Submission with the Containment Unit on top of a light tube.
Haz Matt eliminates Isabel Ibarra in 27:14 via CRITICAL! Submission with the Containment Unit
Dicky P eliminates Haz Matt in 27:55 via Pinfall with Eiffel d’parachute
Dicky P eliminates Skullistair in 33:31 via Submission with a Double Armlock Half Crab
Dicky P eliminates Ricc 2 Thicc in 35:28 via Pinfall with a fancy roll-up.
Dicky P eliminates Quackenduckboy Jr. in 37:00 via Pinfall with a standing Shooting Star Press
Wow, what the fuck, how sid Dicky Fucking P eliminate four people??? I mean, he did enter last. But I hope he gets eliminated first in the next one.

#2 XOC Rules Match
This is down 10-count and submission.
Bobson Dugnutt vs. Palpatine

Palpy defeats Bobson Dugnutt in 15:32 via TKO on the third down.
Bobson controlled the match, bringing Palpy down for the count twice before even taking his first down. Unfortunately he succumbed to the reverse sweep. Truly a dark day for Palpy haters worldwide. And oh yeah, Bobson isn’t a regular Roster member but he’ll be in the upcoming Showdown Tournament.

#3 Singles Match
I think this may or may not be highly anticipated, but it’s gonna be dope either way.
Grace Thoruson vs. Majin Bob Sapp

Majin Bob Sapp defeats Grace Thoruson in 16:22 via Pinfall after the ULTRABEASTBACKBREAKER
This match went hard from the word go and was all I could have wanted from a match between those too. It also ended at the right time. Probably my favorite singles match on the card.

Scene: VACANT attacks Black backstage, Black powers up and fights back. Then Flamander comes to his aid and VACANT flees the scene.

#4 Legion Tag Championships
Unionizing against the six time champs.
The Union vs. Pineapple Pizza (c)

Pineapple Pizza defeat The Union in 20:10 when Cheese Pizza submits Josef Dub with an overextending grounded Facelock
Pineapple Pizza played it smart. Kept the action in their corner as much as possible. And that paid off! They were able to defend the titles for the second time. However, in their six-reigns they defended the title twice three times now. However, they never went past that.

#5 Singles Match
This has been coming for basically a year now.
Not Your God vs. Freddie Hope

Not Your God defeats Freddie Hope in 26:26 via Pinfall with an Emerald Flowsion
NYG wrecked Freddie’s arms early on, but Freddie refused to tap out all throughout the match. In the last ten minutes or so NYG was fully in control, but could still not get the win by submission, so had to compromise and get it via pinfall instead.

#6 Darkweight Championship
This looks like a video game-ass match.
Flash Hammer vs. Arcade Legend Ass (c)

Flash Hammer defeats ASS in 11:07 via Pinfall after the Star Dust Flash
Short and sweet. Both got their shit in and then left. Notably, Flash did his finish for the win immediately after kicking out of ASS’ finish. Classic.

#7 Bloodtober Gorefest
Part three, still almost the same team.
Maya Northwind vs. Steve Dirt vs. Hobo One Kevodki vs. Kayu Zakisaka

Maya eliminates Hobo in 18:48 via Submission with La Cavernaria
Maya eliminates Kayu in 21:04 via Pinfall with a Shooting Star Press after Steve stabbed her and Maya did a Seton on her.
Maya eliminates Steve Dirt in 24:13 via Pinfall with a Shooting Star Press after dropping Steve on his own exploding barbed wire bats
Maya does it for a third year in the row! Surely, she has enough candy to last her a life time??? At 15 minutes the ring exploded, but miraculously no one was out. They kept on fighting. At this point everyone was bleeding, including Kelsey, who took on Referee duties. But soon they all fell to Maya, who somehow is one of the least hardcore seeming persons on our roster and still wins the annual match we call the Bloodtober Gorefest.

#7.5 Singles Match

Killa Yano vs. Arn with a Glock

Arn shoots Yano, Yano survives then Yano shoots Arn and misses, then shoots again and hits Arn, who is unable to continue. Cos he’s too damn old. It took a whole 33 seconds.

#8 Hellweight Championship
Two years ago Fomore faced Pantha to win the title… but can they beat Pantha again?
Pantha vs. Fomore (c)

Pantha defeats Fomore in 55:17 (!) via Pinfall after a Superman punch and a top rope splash.
Holy shit they went almost a full 60 what the fuck, whoah!"!!! We had a back and forth first, then Fomore was in control, then a back and forth again and Pantha was in control, then a back and forth and then Fomore was in control and finally Pantha was able to take it back, though in the process I think Fomore destroyed her arms and legs. Much like Freddie she refused to tap out, though. It didn’t really FEEL that long I just knew it was getting long. And for shoot, I wanted this match to go long so I tweaked some things but when I thought long I was like “Yeah, 30 some minutes, with a ceiling of 40 is gonna be good. (so 15-20 in real time. Instead we went nearly 30)” Which is pretty long for a singles match. But Fire Pro’s RNG does what it does best, and that is spite you! It was still fun, if a bit exhausting.

OHPW - Showdown 2 Announcement

[IGgy]

All right!
This weekend we kick off the second Showdown Tournament with two nights in a row. Here’s a few links you may or may not care about.

Announcement Video - Posted this last week.
Tournament Standings - Nothing’s happened yet!
Predictions ← This is probably the most relevant one

Pay special mind to that last link for the predictions up there. They will close a bit before the show goes live on Friday. Unfortunately since this is a round robin tournament Challonge does not accept predictions. It’s piss easy to set up though so I did it myself with a simple google form. This means you can’t easily see how much points someone has gathered so I added a spreadsheet to help you calculate that if you want your predictions to make sense for whatever reason (lol)

Week 137: FIGHT! - 12th Nov 2021 - 22:00 GMT+1

#1-4 Showdown Tournament Block A - Round 1
Johnny Fuckyou (0) vs. Not Your God (0)
Austin Ramon (0) vs. Angus McMutton (0)
Bobson Dugnutt (0) vs. Harmony Gray (0)
Cocademon (0) vs. Fomore (0)

#5 Darkweight No. 1 Contender Match
EGO vs. Danny V5

#6-9 Showdown Tournament Block B - Round 1
Family Man (0) vs. Abby Lawrence (0)
Harley Havik (0) vs. KILL ANIME GIRLS (0)
Sgt. Sprinklez (0) vs. Sapp Ledesma (0)
Cock Thunder (0) vs. Mr. Shakedown (0)

#10 Seven Deadly Pins
DCB vs. Doctor Mutant vs. TSGG Blue vs. Guzma vs. Midas Minoson vs. Agnes Paragon vs. Pig Destroyer vs. Dicky P (c)

Week 138: Knockout - 13th Nov 2021 - 22:00 GMT+1

#1-4 Showdown Tournament Block B - Round 2
Kill Anime Girls vs. Sapp Ledesma
Cock Thunder vs. Sgt. Sprinklez
Harley Havik vs. Family Man
Mr. Shakedown vs. Abby Lawrence

#5 Legion Tag Championship No. Contender Match
School of Slam vs. The Fun Gang (Skullistair and Bone Idol)

#6-9 Showdown Tournament Block A - Round 2
Johnny Fuckyou vs. Harmony Gray
Fomore vs. Bobson Dugnutt
Not Your God vs. Austin Ramon
Angus McMutton vs. Cocademon

#10 Underworld Darkweight Championship
TBD vs. Flash Hammer (c)

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Week 137: FIGHT! - (Twitch VOD)
Week 138: Knockout - (Twitch VOD)

Yup, that’s two updates in one post, just in case there’s confusion. The below also includes the results of both nights.

@Match Card and Results

All right!
This weekend we kick off the second Showdown Tournament with two nights in a row. Here’s a few links you may or may not care about.

Announcement Video - Posted this last week.
Tournament Standings - (Don’t click here if you haven’t seen all the Tournament shows that aired yet)
Predictions ← This is probably the most relevant one

Pay special mind to that last link for the predictions up there. They will close a bit before the show goes live on Friday. Unfortunately since this is a round robin tournament Challonge does not accept predictions. It’s piss easy to set up though so I did it myself with a simple google form. This means you can’t easily see how much points someone has gathered so I added a spreadsheet to help you calculate that if you want your predictions to make sense for whatever reason (lol)

Week 137: FIGHT! - 12th Nov 2021 - 22:00 GMT+1

#1-4 Showdown Tournament Block A - Round 1
Johnny Fuckyou (0) vs. Not Your God (0)

NYG defeats Johnny Fuckyou in 9:55 during the second round via Submission

Austin Ramon (0) vs. Angus McMutton (0)

Angus defeats Austin in 9:16 during the second round via Knockout

Bobson Dugnutt (0) vs. Harmony Gray (0)

Harmony defeats Bobson in 10:54 during the third round via Knockout

Cocademon (0) vs. Fomore (0)

Fomore defeats Codademon in 10:47 during the third round via Submission

#5 Darkweight No. 1 Contender Match
EGO vs. Danny V5

Danny defeats EGO in 23:31 via Pinfall after an Emerald Fucking Flowsion
Holy crap! EGO really wanted to murder Danny here, did his finishers like 90 times but Danny kept kicking out. But you don’t kick out of an Emerald Flowsion! Which is what Danny did to earn the win and No. 1 Contendership

#6-9 Showdown Tournament Block B - Round 1
Family Man (0) vs. Abby Lawrence (0)

Abby defeats Family Man in 7:59 during round 2 via Knockout

Harley Havik (0) vs. KILL ANIME GIRLS (0)

KAG defeats Harley in 4:22 during round 1 via Knockout

Sgt. Sprinklez (0) vs. Sapp Ledesma (0)

Sapp defeats Sprinklez in 9:11 during round 2 via Knockout

Cock Thunder (0) vs. Mr. Shakedown (0)

Shakedown defeats Thunder in 5:17 during round 2 via Knockout
Holy shit! Shakedown went to murder Thunder, repeatedly doing deadlif gutwrech suplexes like it’s the only move he knows.

#10 Seven Deadly Pins
DCB vs. Doctor Mutant vs. TSGG Blue vs. Guzma vs. Midas Minoson vs. Agnes Paragon vs. Pig Destroyer vs. Dicky P (c)

Dicky P Eliminates Blue in 8:49 via Pinfall with some flash pin shit
DCB eliminates Dicky P in 9:27 via CRITICAL with the Transitional move (still kicked out, but is eliminated)
DCB eliminates Doc Mutant in 13:03 via Submission with a Sharpshooter
Agnes eliminates DCB in 15:20 via Pinfall after Midas kicked DCB during a Blue Thunder Bomb
Pig Destroyer eliminates Guzma in 18:47 via Submission with a Stretch Muffler
Agnes eliminates Midas in 20:36 via Submission by Smothering Him
Pig Destroyer eliminates Agnes in 21:43 via Submission with a Stretch Muffler

Week 138: Knockout - 13th Nov 2021 - 22:00 GMT+1

#1-4 Showdown Tournament Block B - Round 2
Kill Anime Girls (2) vs. Sapp Ledesma (0)

KAG defeats Sapp Ledesma in 5:30 minutes during the second round via Knockout

Scene: Grace comes out in the middle of all this to demand being booked. Because of course Grace does that.

Cock Thunder (0) vs. Sgt. Sprinklez (0)

Sprinkles defeats Thunder in 9:09 during the second round via Knockout

Harley Havik (0) vs. Family Man (0)

Harley defeats Family Man in 8:16 during the second round via Knockout

Mr. Shakedown (2) vs. Abby Lawrence (2)

Mr. Shakedown defeats Abby in 7:47 during the second round via Knockout

#5 Legion Tag Championship No. Contender Match
School of Slam vs. The Fun Gang (Skullistair and Bone Idol)

The Fun Gang defeat School of Slam in 21:28 via Pinfall when Bone Idol his a Firebird Splash on Muscle Wizard

#6-9 Showdown Tournament Block A - Round 2
Johnny Fuckyou (0) vs. Harmony Gray (2)

Johnny defeats Harmony in 11:41 during the third round via Knockout

Fomore (2) vs. Bobson Dugnutt (0)

Bobson Dugnutt defeats Fomore via Decision after finishing the final round
Holy shit they went hard. They kept fighting even when the bell rang to signify the end of the final round.

Not Your God (2) vs. Austin Ramon (0)

NYG defeats Austin in 9:39 during the second round via Knockout

Angus McMutton (2) vs. Cocademon (0)

Angus defeats Codademon in 9:30 during the second round via Knockout

#10 Underworld Darkweight Championship

Danny V5------ vs. Flash Hammer (c)

Danny defeats Flash in 13:40 via Pinfall with a Double Rotation Moonsault
Danny earning his first title on OHPW since his debut in April 2020. I was pulling for you kid!

After two nights we have the following standings

It’s too early to really say anything. It’s just two rounds after all. The first mathematical eliminations can only happen after Round 4, After all. What’s interesting with Block A is that Fomore ranks so low. This is calculated automatically due to tie breakers. It’s why Harmony is still ranked 3 despite also taking an upset loss against Johnny, but she has the tie-breaker over Bobson.

With Block B it’s more clear-cut. While there have been some surprising results, such as the destruction of Thunder by Mr. Shakedown and KAG being this dominant (I was personally sure he’d do well, but I didn’t predict this.) However, we’re still only two rounds in.

Here’s the current standings of the predictions.

You can also look at the tournament on Challonge. If you are reading this after the tournament has progressed past the first two rounds be aware that the following link contains spoilers: Challonge page

[IGgy]

Week 139: With An Armbar!

Tournament Standings (Don’t click this if you’re reading this for the first time after the Tournament has progressed further.)

We’re entering the third round of the second ShowdownTournament. So far there’s no danger of anyone getting elimminated and we’ve had some upsets already so anything goes. But depending on what happens this week the stakes might be higher next week at the PPV.

Here’s the card for the next show.

#1-4 Showdown Tournament Block A - Round 3
Bobson Dugnutt (2) vs. Cocademon (0)
Austin Ramon (0) vs. Harmony (2)
Not Your God (4) vs. Fomore (2)
Johnny Fuckyou (2) vs. Angus McMutton (4)

#5 Singles Match
Grace Thoruson vs. Dash Rendar

#6 Hellweight No. 1 Contender Match
Ricc 2 Thicc vs. Kayu Zakisaka

#7-10 Showdown Tournament Block B - Round 3
Abby Lawrence (2) vs. Cock Thunder (0)
Family Man (0) vs. Kill Anime Girls (4)
Sgt. Sprinkles (2) vs. Harley Havik (2)
Sapp Ledesma (2) vs. Mr. Shakedown (4)

#11 Legion Tag Championships
The Fun Gang vs. Pineapple Pizza

[IGgy]

Week 139: With An Armbar - (Twitch Vod)

No one actually won with an armbar

@Match Card and Results

Week 139: With An Armbar!

Tournament Standings (Don’t click this if you’re reading this for the first time after the Tournament has progressed further.)
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We’re entering the third round of the second ShowdownTournament. So far there’s no danger of anyone getting elimminated and we’ve had some upsets already so anything goes. But depending on what happens this week the stakes might be higher next week at the PPV.

Here’s the card for the next show.

#1-4 Showdown Tournament Block A - Round 3
Bobson Dugnutt (2) vs. Cocademon (0)

Bobson Dugnutt defeats Cocademon in Rond 3 in 10:10 via Knockout with a goddamn headbutt

Austin Ramon (0) vs. Harmony Gray (2)

Harmony defeats Austin in Round 2 in 9:55 via Knockout with a powerbomb

Not Your God (4) vs. Fomore (2)

NYG defeats Fomore in Round 3 in 10:42 via Knockout with a Tiger Vertical Suplex

Johnny Fuckyou (2) vs. Angus McMutton (4)

Johnny Fuckyou defeats Angus in Round 3 in 10:35 via Knockout with a Ripcord Lariat

#5 Singles Match
Grace Thoruson vs. Dash Rendar

Grace defeats Dash Rendar in 19:06 via Critical! with the Saving Grace
It didn’t look good for Grace for a while, Dash just kept coming, even summoned one of his Husks for good measre. But somewhere down the line Grace must have done some significant amount of damage because she got a near-fall. She ended up winning but not via Pinfall. Turns out dropping a guy on his head hard enough puts him out cold, even if he himself believes he’s a god.

Scene: IGgy hangs with Satan who is not able to respond to anything or interact with anything in his recovery tube. However, he’s writing something in his tube “DES.” Suzan shows up and is all concerned about VACANT murdering everyone again.

#6 Hellweight No. 1 Contender Match
Ricc 2 Thicc vs. Kayu Zakisaka

Ricc defeats Kayu in 14:36 via Pinfall with the Thicctory Roll
Much like with the bigger of the two contestants was on top for most of the match. Kayu was able to get a few hot sequences in but opposed to the prevous match could not make a real comeback and vell victim to the Thicctory Roll.

#7-10 Showdown Tournament Block B - Round 3
Abby Lawrence (2) vs. Cock Thunder (0)

Abby Lawrence defeats Thunder after Round 3 via Decision (15:00)

Family Man (0) vs. Kill Anime Girls (4)

KAG defeats Family Man in Round 2 in 5:39 via Knockout with a knee to the back

Sgt. Sprinkles (2) vs. Harley Havik (2)

Sgt. Sprinkles defeats Harley in Round 2 in 8:30 via Knockout with a Uranage

Sapp Ledesma (2) vs. Mr. Shakedown (4)

Shakedown defeats Ledesma in Round 3 in 10:22 via Submission with the Wallet Squeeze

#11 Legion Tag Championships
The Fun Gang vs. Pineapple Pizza (c)

Pineapple Pizza defeat The fun Gang in 23:40 via Pinfall when Pine Appel does Eiffel d’parachute on Bone-Idol
This match saw Pineapple Pizza fight smart and keep things mostly in their corner with The Fun Gang never really able to win that tug of war. They managed to go for the save several times but eventually they were not fast enough.

Tournament Standings (Don’t click this if you’re reading this for the first time after the Tournament has progressed further.)

All right, in a Round Robin Tournament with seven rounds statistical eliminations come at the earliest in round 4 and there’s a few people here, of course, who might lose all chances of winning if they lose another match. These people are Austin Ramon, Cocademon, Thunder and Family Man. It’s a bit surprising for me to see the former three in this position but I guess it had to hit someone. In addition to them having to win every single match to stand a chance there’s also tie-breakers to consider.

Austin was beat by NYG, Harmony and Angus. NYG would have to lose every single match going forward for Austin to remain a viable contender.
Cocademon was beat by Fomore, Angus and Bobson and has a little more leeway but he HAS to beat NYG.
Thunder was beat by Mr. Shakedown, Sgt. Sprinkles and Abby Lawrence. Easy, just win every match and somehow Shakedown has to lose them all.
Family Man, well, he’s been beat by Abby,Harley and KAG. He has to win every match going forward while KAG has to lose them all. Sounds doable.

But that’s not all. Fomore is also in Danger. NYG has a tie-breaker over them. If NYG wins his next match and Fomore loses then Fomore is out too because they can’t catch up anymore in terms of points.
The same is true for Sapp Ledesma. Mr. Shakedown has the tie-breaker over him. So in order for Sapp to have a chance at winning he needs to win every match from now on and Shakedown has to lose at least one.
KAG also has a tie-breaker over Harley Havik who is much in the same position.

So in summary, we have the following people who might be eliminated next week:
Austin Ramon (0) has to win all of his matches and NYG (6) has to lose all of his.
Cocademon (0) has to win all of his matches and Bobson (4) has to lose at least one.
Cock Thunder (0) has to win all of his matches and Abby (4) has to lose at least one while Mr. Shakedown (6) can’t get another win.
Family Man (0) has to win all of his matches and Abby (4) has to lose at least one while KAG (6) can’t get another win.
Fomore (2) is eliminated he loses and if NYG (6) wins one more match.
Sapp Ledesma (2) is eliminated if he loses if Mr. Shakedown (6) wins one more match.
Harley Havik (2) is eliminated if he loses and if KAG (6) wins one more match

And finally, here’s the standings of the predictions. 24 out of 56 matches have taken place, that’s not even half so anything still goes here.

[IGgy]

Week 140: REMAIN VIOLENT

#1 Seven Deadly Pins
Surfborg vs. Manic vs. Samio vs. N.A.Robutt vs. Tara Milleneon vs. Florida Man vs. Hayley Simmons vs. Pig Destroyer (c)

#2-5 Showdown Tournament Block B - Round 4
Cock Thunder (0) vs. Family Man (0)
Sapp Ledesma (2) vs. Abby Lawrence (4)
Mr. Shakedown (6) vs. Harley Havik (2)
KILL ANIME GIRLS (6) vs. Sgt. Sprinkles (4)

#6 Legion Tag Championship
Team Skull Girls vs. Pineapple Pizza (c)

#7 Underworld Darkweight Championship
Palpatine vs. Danny V5 (c)

8-11 Showdown Tournament Block A - Round 4
Austin Ramon (0) vs. Cocademon (0)
Johnny Fuckyou (4) vs. Fomore (2)
Not Your God (6) vs. Bobson Dugnutt (4)
Angus McMutton (4) vs. Harmony (4)

#12 Infernal Hellweight Championship
Ricc 2 Thicc vs. Pantha (c)

[IGgy]

Week 140: REMAIN VIOLENT - (Twitch VOD)

@Match Card and Results

Week 140: REMAIN VIOLENT

It’s PPV Time! We’re still doing the tournament but opposed to the last few shows we actually have more normal wrestling matches here. Isn’t that great? Well. Check out the card.

#1 Seven Deadly Pins
Surfborg vs. Manic vs. Samio vs. N.A.Robutt vs. Tara Milleneon vs. Florida Man vs. Hayley Simmons vs. Pig Destroyer (c)

Hayley eliminates Florida Man in 9:28 via CRITICAL! with the Fall of Dalamud (still kicks out tho, shades of Dicky P)
Surfborg eliminates Hayley Simmons in 18:32 via Pinfall after an F10
Tara eliminates Pig Destroyer in 20:43 via Submission with an Armlock
Tara eliminates Super Samio in 22:56 via Submission with a double armlock kinda thing
Manic eliminates Tara in 23:17 via Submission with a Fujiwara Armbar
Surfborg eliminates Nawt A Robutt in 24:05 via Submission with a Romero Special into a Chinlock
Manic eliminates Surfborg in 29:10 via Submission with modified single crab
Oh wow, this match went some places that can’t be glanced from the above. Surburg was the star of this match no doubt. Early in the match he got hit with a Go To Hell by Tara and it was a critical hit. However, Surfborg got back up and somehow was able to power through until the very end of the match when he finally got defeated by Manic.

#2-5 Showdown Tournament Block B - Round 4
Cock Thunder (0) vs. Family Man (0)

Thunder defeats Family man in Round 2 after 6:49 via Critical! with a Release German Suplex

Scene: IGgy hangs out at Satans tube again, he’s written out the word “DESTROY” on the inside of his tube at this point. Flamander shows up and thinks yeah, destroying things is cool. He also reveals that Suzan asked him to join her in the battle against Vacant and that he lauged at the idea.

Sapp Ledesma (2) vs. Abby Lawrence (4)

Abby defeats Sapp in Round 2 after 9:56 via Knockout/Stoppage after a Swinging Boston Crab
This match fucked, as far as Tournament matches go this one is definitely MOTN for the sheer high octane action it provided.

Mr. Shakedown (6) vs. Harley Havik (2)

Shakedown defeats Harley in Round 2 after 5:56 via Knockout with a running powerbomb

KILL ANIME GIRLS (6) vs. Sgt. Sprinkles (4)

KAG defeats Sgt. Sprinkles via decision after the third round (15:00)
Although he couldn’t beat him, Sprinkles gave KAG a run for his money. No one’s taken him this far yet.

#6 Legion Tag Championship
Team Skull Girls vs. Pineapple Pizza (c)

Team Skull defeat Pineapple Pizza in 12:07 via Submission when Pink locks a Camel Clutch on Pine Appel
Immediately before the submission win Plumeria attacked Pine Appel with a Barbed Wire Bat on the outside. So perhaps that had something to do with it ending this suddenly.

Scene: Grace comes out and challenges VACANT to a regular… who accepts and dares Grace to last longer than 5 minutes.

#6.5 Singles Match
Grace Thoruson vs. VACANT
VACANT defeats Grace Thoruson in 12:40 via stoppage, unonscious in a triangle lock.
Grace loses but lasted not only longer than 5 minutes but longer than 10 minutes. That woman just refused to go down via conventional means, even got back up after being hit with Burning Hammerfall. At some point we have to draw the line between fighting spirit and being too dumb to die. I think we found it.

#7 Underworld Darkweight Championship
Palpatine vs. Danny V5 (c)

Danny defeats Palpatine in 18:02 via Pinfall after an Emerald Flowsion
While it’s true Palpy got murdered by that Flowsion he somehow kicked out at 3.1, I guess. With how well Palpy did here maybe he should have been in the Tournament.

8-11 Showdown Tournament Block A - Round 4
Austin Ramon (0) vs. Cocademon (0)

Austin defeats Cocademon in Round 3 after 11:16 via Knockout with a roundhouse kick

Johnny Fuckyou (4) vs. Fomore (2)

Fuckyou defeats Fomore in Round 3 after 12:45 via Knockout with a roundhouse kick

Not Your God (6) vs. Bobson Dugnutt (4)

Dugnutt defeats NYG in Roudn 3 after 11:41 via Knockout with a LARIATOOOO from behind

Angus McMutton (4) vs. Harmony (4)

Angus defeats Harmony in Round 3 after 11:21 via Knockout with a Machine Suplex

#12 Infernal Hellweight Championship
Ricc 2 Thicc vs. Pantha (c)

Pantha defeats Ricc in 20:11 via Pinfall with a Reincarnation
They paced themselves slowly at first, or perhaps Pantha was keeping her distance instead of trying to tackle the notoriously evasive Ricc. It paid off, apparently because she was able to come out on top of this contest.

Standings: Only click this link if the tournament has not already progressed past this point

[spoiler]

In Block A we got a much more crowded top field with four people having 6 points. This also means less people are statistically eliminated. The only one completely out right now is Cocademon.

In Block B it’s a bit different. Shakedown and KAG are dominating and half the block is eliminated as a result. Sapp, Harley, Thuner and Family Man are all out. Abby is just behind the two leaders of the Block and still has a very real chance while Sprinkles is once more on the chopping block. He could be out as soon as next show.

Elimination Candidates for the next show are:

Block A:
Austin: He as to win all his matches, and NYG hs to lose all of his. As does Angus.
Fomore: Also has to win all of their matches and NYG has to lose all of his. Additionally, Johnny Fuckyou has to lose all of his as well.

Block B:
Sprinkles: He’s out if KAG wins one more match. Shakedown CAN get one more win, but Sprinkles needs to get the tie-breaker over him.

In case you don’t know how this is calculated: Take the current points and add the potential points that can still be earned (three rounds remain, so that’s 6) and then also consider tie-breakers.[/spoiler]

And finally, here’s the current standings for the predictions:

[IGgy]

Week 141: Elimination
Tournament is heating up now. Many of the matches have consequences on stuff besides them. So I put a write up for that after the card.

#1-4 Showdown Tournament 2 - A-Block Round 5
Harmony (4) vs. Cocademon (0)
Fomore (2) vs. Austin Ramon (2)
Bobson Dugnutt (6) vs. Johnny Fuckyou (6)
Angus McMutton (6) vs Not Your God (6)

#5 Tag Championship No. 1 Contender Match
Criminal Sanity (EGO and Undeddie) vs. School of Slam

#6-9 Showdown Tournament 2 - B-Block Round 5
Family Man (0) vs. Mr. Shakedown (8)
Sapp Ledesma (2) vs. Harley Havik (2)
KILL ANIME GIRLS (8) vs. Thunder (2)
Abby Lawrence (6) vs. Sgt. Sprinkles (4)

#10 Underworld Darkweight Championship
Anna May vs. Danny V5 (c)

The drama in A-Block is more or less obvious.
Harmony is likely to get the win against Cocademon, or so we think. We need to remember that Cocademon came in second in his block in the first Showdown Tournament. So he could easily get a win in against Harmony and even though Coca is eliminated already he can still be a spoiler Beating Harmony would put her in deep trouble and right on the chopping block. She hasn’t faced NYG, one of the fore-runners yet so she’ll have the best chances if NYG beats Angus but Harmony manages to beat NYG for the tie-breaker. She’ll then have to continue winning, of course.

Then we got Fomore and Austin. Now, I didn’t know this when I wrote the results for last show but Austin is de facto eliminated. Because in order to win the tournament he has to not only win all his matches, but neither NYG nor Angus can win another. Problem is, Angus and NYG fight on the same show. So one of them will win. Sorry Austin. However, Fomore still got a faint chance of making a comeback. If they win all their matches, and NYG land Johnny Fuckyou lose all of theirs it’s possible. NYG and Johnny fought already so that’s not a wrench that can get thrown into that. But there’s so much that can go wrong.

Then we got a big one: Two the four people on top with 6 points right now and and two strong strikers face off: Bobson Dugnutt and Johnny Fuckyou. At this point both of them are still safe from elimination. But as mentioned in the previous paragraph, the fate of others relies on the outcome of this match too. If Johnny Fuckyou wins Fomore is instantly eliminated no matter if they win or lose against Austin.

Finally. we have another match of two sixers against each other: Angus and NYG. No matter the outcome of this match: Austin is eliminated. Manwhile, if NYG wins Fomore is also eliminated. So while Angus is fighting the battle for himself Fomore is sure to watch this one.

Now, in B-Block the situation is more precarious. While A-Block has four people with six points, A-Block has two with eight. So the overall gap in points is much larger. Half the people (Sapp, Harley, Thunder, Family Man) are already eliminated.

Family Man vs. Mr. Shakedown is one of those matches where perhaps, Family Man can shine as the glorious spoiler. He nearly beat Shakedown in a regular match a while ago. Though, he did go crunk mode for that one. If Shakedown wins then Sgt. Sprinkles will be on real thin ice. Because if he wins one more after that Sprinkles is out even if he wins on this show.

Sapp and Harley are essentially having an exhibition here. Both are already out, unfortunately. But there’s potential for a great match here.

KAG is out to murder Thunder. Thunder is already eliminated as well. But he has to win for Sgt. Sprinkles to have a chance. Given the friendly rivalry between SHA-MO and RBF I’m sure Thunder will fight extra hard to give Sprinkles that chance but he’d have to become the first person to defeat KAG in this tournament.

Finally, we got Abby vs. Sprinkles. This is do or die for the latter as he’ll be eliminated if KAG wins. Shakedown can win one more match over the course of the tournament but it’s obviously better for Sprinkles if he does not.But Abby also really needs to win, especially if Shakedown or KAG also win their matches. Catching up to them will only get harder and she’s yet to face either of them.

[IGgy]

Week 141: Elimination - (Twitch VOD)

@Match Card and Results

Week 141: Elimination
Tournament is heating up now. Many of the matches have consequences on stuff besides them. So I put a write up for that after the card.

#1-4 Showdown Tournament 2 - A-Block Round 5
Harmony (4) vs. Cocademon (0)

Harmony defeated Cocademon in Round 2 after 9:53 via Submission with the Arachnid’s Grip

Fomore (2) vs. Austin Ramon (2)

Austin defeats Fomore in Round 3 after 11:04 via Knockout with a striking combo ending in a knee strike

Bobson Dugnutt (6) vs. Johnny Fuckyou (6)

Dugnutt defeats Fuckyou in Round 3 after 10:50 via Knockout by mounting him and pummeling the back of his head.

Angus McMutton (6) vs Not Your God (6)

Angus defeats NYG in Round 3 after 10:41 via Knockout by doing two Machine Suplexes in a row.

#5 Tag Championship No. 1 Contender Match
Criminal Sanity (EGO and Undeddie) vs. School of Slam

School of Slam defeat Criminal Sanity in 17:41 when Sadim pins EGO after a Musou Bomb

#6-9 Showdown Tournament 2 - B-Block Round 5
Family Man (0) vs. Mr. Shakedown (8)

Mr. Shakedown defeats Family Man in Round 3 after 10:40 via Knockout with… “elbow to the back of the head”

Sapp Ledesma (2) vs. Harley Havik (2)

Sapp defeats Harley in Round 2 after 5:38 via Knockout with a Pele Kick

KILL ANIME GIRLS (8) vs. Thunder (2)

KAG defeats Thunder in Round 2 after 6:01 via Knockout with a deadlift Powerbomb

Abby Lawrence (6) vs. Sgt. Sprinkles (4)

Abby defeats Sprinkles in Roudn 3 after 11:46 via Knockout with a Scoop Slam - Moonsault combo

#10 Underworld Darkweight Championship
Anna May vs. Danny V5 (c)

Anna May defeats Danny V5 in 14:57 via Submission with the Mandible Claw
Danny looked to be on top for most of the match but the tide must of turned at some point when they went outside the ring. Anna hit Danny with a Crunchyroll and shortly after in the ring locked inthe Mandible Claw for the win.

The drama in A-Block is more or less obvious.
Harmony is likely to get the win against Cocademon, or so we think. We need to remember that Cocademon came in second in his block in the first Showdown Tournament. So he could easily get a win in against Harmony and even though Coca is eliminated already he can still be a spoiler Beating Harmony would put her in deep trouble and right on the chopping block. She hasn’t faced NYG, one of the fore-runners yet so she’ll have the best chances if NYG beats Angus but Harmony manages to beat NYG for the tie-breaker. She’ll then have to continue winning, of course.

Then we got Fomore and Austin. Now, I didn’t know this when I wrote the results for last show but Austin is de facto eliminated. Because in order to win the tournament he has to not only win all his matches, but neither NYG nor Angus can win another. Problem is, Angus and NYG fight on the same show. So one of them will win. Sorry Austin. However, Fomore still got a faint chance of making a comeback. If they win all their matches, and NYG land Johnny Fuckyou lose all of theirs it’s possible. NYG and Johnny fought already so that’s not a wrench that can get thrown into that. But there’s so much that can go wrong.

Then we got a big one: Two the four people on top with 6 points right now and and two strong strikers face off: Bobson Dugnutt and Johnny Fuckyou. At this point both of them are still safe from elimination. But as mentioned in the previous paragraph, the fate of others relies on the outcome of this match too. If Johnny Fuckyou wins Fomore is instantly eliminated no matter if they win or lose against Austin.

Finally. we have another match of two sixers against each other: Angus and NYG. No matter the outcome of this match: Austin is eliminated. Manwhile, if NYG wins Fomore is also eliminated. So while Angus is fighting the battle for himself Fomore is sure to watch this one.

Now, in B-Block the situation is more precarious. While A-Block has four people with six points, A-Block has two with eight. So the overall gap in points is much larger. Half the people (Sapp, Harley, Thunder, Family Man) are already eliminated.

Family Man vs. Mr. Shakedown is one of those matches where perhaps, Family Man can shine as the glorious spoiler. He nearly beat Shakedown in a regular match a while ago. Though, he did go crunk mode for that one. If Shakedown wins then Sgt. Sprinkles will be on real thin ice. Because if he wins one more after that Sprinkles is out even if he wins on this show.

Sapp and Harley are essentially having an exhibition here. Both are already out, unfortunately. But there’s potential for a great match here.

KAG is out to murder Thunder. Thunder is already eliminated as well. But he has to win for Sgt. Sprinkles to have a chance. Given the friendly rivalry between SHA-MO and RBF I’m sure Thunder will fight extra hard to give Sprinkles that chance but he’d have to become the first person to defeat KAG in this tournament.

Finally, we got Abby vs. Sprinkles. This is do or die for the latter as he’ll be eliminated if KAG wins. Shakedown can win one more match over the course of the tournament but it’s obviously better for Sprinkles if he does not.But Abby also really needs to win, especially if Shakedown or KAG also win their matches. Catching up to them will only get harder and she’s yet to face either of them.

Time for the standings after the show!

Only click this link if you’re not watching from the future, as it’s updated after every round

With round 5 behind us we are now nearing the end. There’s only two more rounds to go. Here’s the people who are still alive and those who might be eliminated soon.

A-Block:
Angus McMutton (8)
Bobson Dugnutt (8)
Johnny Fuckyou (6)
Harmony Gray (6)
Not Your God (6) - Dead Man Walking

There’s only four more points to gain, so everyone who has below 4 or someone higher as a tie-breaker over them is out.
Angus and Bobson are safe for now. They sit at the top of the block, but not quite as comfortably as the top two in B-Block.
Angus has yet to face Bobson and Fomore, while Bobson still has Angus and Austin ahead of him.

NYG, Johnny and Harmony could still win, but they’ll have to win both of their remaining matches while Angus and Bobson have to lose at least one. However, this isn’t accounting for tie-breakers yet.

NYG was beaten by Bobson AND Angus. Since both of them have yet to face each other and one of them will get 10 points guaranteed, NYG might not technically be eliminated yet, but he is a dead man walking. No matter what happens he has no chance of getting enough points to win the tournament due to the tie-breakers at play. The same fate that has befallen Austin after Round 4.

Johnny Fuckyou was beaten by Bobson but has a victory over Angus, so if Angus loses one of his matches but beats Bobson then Johnny can still win the block if he doesn’t lose anymore while Bobson is not allowed to win one more time. Johnny has yet to face Austin Ramon and Cocademon. Given their records his chances aren’t too bad, but Austin decided he wants to be the big spoiler so Johnny needs t obe careful, and I’m sure Cocademon also wants to at leaste finish with one win.

Harmony lost to Angus but beat Bobson in the inverse of Johnny, for her to succeed Bobson needs to beat Angus but lose his other match. And Angus has to lose both of his remaining matches. Her remaining opponents are Fomore and NYG. Going by the pure statistics of this tournament alone she should be able to beat Fomore, NYG might not be that easy. But Fomore is sure to put up a fight too.

B-Block
Mr. Shakedown (10)
KILL ANIME GIRLS (10)
Abby Lawrence (8)

Since there’s only four more points to gain but the top-field is smaller (and thus has more points) everyone with less than 6 points is out. Or if either of the top 2 have a tie-breaker over them.

Well, we got two extremely dominant people right on top here. Neither have been defeated yet, but they’ve yet to face each other.
Mr. Shakedown and KAG are safe at least until that happens. Shakedowns other remaining opponent is Sgt. Sprinklez while KAG’s is Abby Lawrence.

Here’s the thing with Abby: She might only be one win behind the two top guys. However, Mr. Shakedown has the tie-breaker over her. So he’d have to lose both of his remaining matches. The only way for Abby to win is if KAG beats Shakedown but is defeated by Abby. Because, yes, Abby has yet to face KAG. Her other remaining opponent is Harley Havik. Abby is definitely fighting upwards here but she still has a chance, even if it looks to be a slim one.

[IGgy]

Week 142: Last Chance

We’re entering Round 6 of 7 and that means things are really reaching a boiling point now. Read the wall of text below. B-Block is pretty cut and dry but A-Block is… it’s something.

Showdown Tournament 2 - B-Block Round 6
Family Man (0) vs. Sapp Ledesma (4)
Harley Havik (2) vs. Thunder (2)
Sgt. Sprinklez (4) vs. Mr. Shakedown (10)
Abby Lawrence (8) vs. KILL ANIME GIRLS (10)

Tag Team Match
DCB, Surfborg, Koji Kojinaka, Duckbaby vs. Palpatine, Guzma, Dash Rendar, Boob Marley

Showdown Tournament 2 - A-Block Round 6
Cocademon (0) vs. Johnny Fuckyou (6)
Bobson Dugnutt (8) vs. Austin Ramon (4)
Fomore (2) vs. Angus McMutton (8)
Harmony Gray (6) vs. Not Your God (6)

Legion Tag Championship
School of Slam vs. Team Skull Girls (c)

Standings and Elimination Scenarios
Points behind names are listet as (current points/max potential points)

A-Block
Alive:
Angus McMutton (8/12) - tie-breaker over Harmony, NYG - Yet to face Fomore and Bobson
Bobson Dugnutt (8/12) - tie-breaker over Fuckyou, NYG - Yet to face Austin and Angus
Johnny Fuckyou (6/10) - tie-breaker over Angus, Harmony - Yet to face Cocademon and Austin
Harmony Gray (6/10) - tie-breaker over Bobson - Yet to face NYG and Fomore

Dead Man Walking:
NYG (6/10) - tie-breaker over Fuckyou - Yet to face Harmony and Cocademon

Eliminated:
Austin Ramon (4/8)
Fomore (2/6)
Cocademon (0/4)

All right we have quite the scenario here, we got five people very close to each other, with tie-breakers all over the place. I did pronounce NYG dead in the results of the last show. The reason for this is that Angus and Bobson have yet to face each other and so they will get two more points guaranteed. NYG can still spoil Harmony’s tournament. And… well. The thing is there is a very very slim chance for him making a comeback. But more on that later.

Angus and Bobson can both afford to lose one but still come out on top due to tie-breakers they have but they can’t lose to each other. Due to those tie-breakers if Angus simply wins another match, Harmony will be out. If Bobson wins another match Fuckyou will be out. If Fuckyou wins Harmony will be on very thin ice. If Harmony wins then… well. She’s not eliminated if Angus loses both his remaining matches. The same is true for Fuckyou, only Bobson has to lose both matches.

All right, let’s get funky. The good news for Harmony is that she has a tie-breaker over Bobson Dugnutt. Now, assuming Bobson beats Angus, getting a tie-breaker over him, who has a tie-breaker over Harmony. Let’s assume Bobson loses his other match while Angus wins. All three of them will have 10 points. We’ll have a three-way tie (Harmony > Angus > Bobson > Harmony). Well, more specifically we have three people with tie-breakers over each other. The same thing happened last time we did this. We had to do a three-way match to break it up. The fucked up thing is, this might happen in B-Block too…

Except! Here comes Johnny Fucking Fuckyou beating his two remaining opponents, achieving 10 points as well, with tie-breakers over Angus and Harmony and what even in the fuck. The thing is, as funny as the idea of a four-way tie-up is, this would be immediately resolved. Johnny’s tie-breakers would eliminate Harmony and Angus while Bobson has the tie-breaker over Fuckyou. If we go by number of tie-breakers this would give Fuckyou the win, if we went by logic it’d be Bobson, because his tie-breaker would eliminate Fuckyou. I’m leaning more towards the “logic” approach myself but I might change my mind.

Johnny Fuckyou can, of course, also be entangled in a three way tie-up if Angus beats Bobson but loses his other match, while Bobson wins his other match. If Johnny wins all of his remaining bouts the three of them will have three points with a convenient Johnny > Bobson > Angus > Johnny tie-breaker chain that needs to be resolved.

Now, what if all that happens. And what if NYG wins his remaining matches against Harmony and Cocademon, putting him at 10 points as well. He does have a tie-breaker over Johnny Fuckyou, creating a four-way tie at the end of the block… except both Bobson and Angus have tie-breakeres over him so he’s out. Huh. But I did allude to him still having a chance.

Bobson loses both of his matches, remaining at 8 ponts.
Angus wins against Bobson, loses the other. Angus has 10 points. (has a tie-breaker over NYG)
Fuckyou beats both his opponents. Fuckyou ahs 10 points (and a tie-breaker over Angus)
NYG beats Harmony and Cocademon, reaches 10 points (has a tie-breaker over Fuckyou)
Harmony is beaten by NYG and thus can reach 8 points at most, eliminating her.
We got NYG > Angus > Fuckyou > NYG

This will not work if Bobson beats Angus instead because Bobson has a tie-breaker over NYG and Fuckyou, resolving it immediately in favor of Bobson.

Wow that was quite a lot. I could probably think of more obscure scenarios if I spent more time on this, but I won’t.

B-Block
Alive:
Mr. Shakedown (10/14) - tie-breaker over Abby Lawrence - Yet to face Sprinkles and KAG
KILL ANIME GIRLS (10/14) - no tie-breakers over living participants - Yet to face Abby Lawrence and Mr. Shakedown
Abby Lawrence (8/12) - no tie-breakers over living participants - Yet to face KAG and Harley Havik

Eliminated:
Sapp Ledesma (4/8)
Sgt. Sprinkles (4/8)
Harley Havik (2/6)
Thunder (2/6)
Family Man (0/4)

Thankfully this is simpler than A-Block, there’s not that many outlandish possibilities. There only three people still in the game.

Shakedown and KAG sit more or less comfortably at the top. For Abby it’s not so easy. Her match against KAG is make or break. If she loses, she’s out, and this will be between KAG and Mr. Shakedown for the Block Finals next week. And even if she wins, she’ll have to rely on Mr. Shakedown to lose his remaining matches. If Mr. Shakedown reaches 12 points with one more win he’ll have as many points as Abby can earn by winning her remaining matches. He also has a tie-breaker over Abby.

All right, that’s not all. Assuming Abby beats KAG this week and Shakedown wins this week but loses next week against KAG, while Abby beats her final opponent, Harley, we’ll have a gridlock of sorts. In that scenario Shakedown, KAG and Abby will all have 12 points but they’ll have tie-breakers over each other in an eternal tie-breaker Oroboros. Just like one of the possible scenarios in A-Block. If both blocks end this way then I don’t even know what to say.

[IGgy]

Week 142: Last Chance - (Twitch VOD)

@Match Card and Results

Week 142: Last Chance

We’re entering Round 6 of 7 and that means things are really reaching a boiling point now. Read the wall of text below. B-Block is pretty cut and dry but A-Block is… it’s something.

Scene: Satans recovery tube now has the message Destroy Vacant on it. Which is cool and all. But blowing his head off didn’t work.

#1-4 Showdown Tournament 2 - B-Block Round 6
Family Man (0) vs. Sapp Ledesma (4)

Sapp defeats Family Man in Round 2 after 6:19 via KO with a knee strike to the head

Harley Havik (2) vs. Thunder (2)

Thunder defeats Harley in Round 2 after 8:28 via KO with… an uppercut from behind?

Sgt. Sprinklez (4) vs. Mr. Shakedown (10)

Shakedown defeats Sprinkles in Round 3 after 13:59 via KO with a DDT

Abby Lawrence (8) vs. KILL ANIME GIRLS (10)

KAG defeats Abby in Round 3 after 12:53 via KO with mounted punches.

#5 Tag Team Match
DCB, Surfborg, Koji Kojinaka, Duckbaby vs. Palpatine, Guzma, Dash Rendar, Boob Marley

Team Nice defeats Team Not Nice in 35:37 when Surfburg submits Palpatine with an over the knee armlock
The tale of Surfborg and Palpy is especially interesting here because they fought each other for a long time and Palpy was mostly on top, hitting the Galactic Elbow multiple times but the fall was interrupted every time. Winning by submission is usually the way to go here, the pain doesn’t count to 3 before it starts so the tap-out, in this case at least, was immediate.

Scene: Suzan attempts to recruit Dash in the battle against VACANT, he doesn’t seem too interested. Tara interrupts and tears Dash a new one but Dash still seems to want none of it.

#6-9 Showdown Tournament 2 - A-Block Round 6
Cocademon (0) vs. Johnny Fuckyou (6)

Fuckyou defeats Cocademon in Round 3 after 11:13 via KO with Eat Da Feet (Foot Stunner)

Bobson Dugnutt (8) vs. Austin Ramon (4)

Austin defeats Bobson in Round 3 after 10:17 via KO with a high kick.
It bears special mentioning that Austin was knocked out at the end of Round 2 but the bell rang before the ref could notice. So he could make the comeback at the very beginning of round 3, knocking Bobson out immediately. This match was incredibly close.

Fomore (2) vs. Angus McMutton (8)

Fomore defeats Angus after the end of Round 3 via Decision.

Harmony Gray (6) vs. Not Your God (6)

NYG defeats Harmony in Round 3 after 11:42 via Submission with a Cross Armbreaker

Scene: The Fun Gang attempt to bring some light-heartedness in are recently violence and murder-filled show. They at least don’t make it worse.

#10 Legion Tag Championship
School of Slam vs. Team Skull Girls (c)

School of Slam defeat Team Skull in 15:24 via submission when Sadim locks the Humble-Maker on Plumeria
This, of course, happened after Muscle Wizard attacked Plumeria with a Sledgehammer for an extended period on the outside.

Standings and Elimination Scenarios
Points behind names are listet as (current points/max potential points)

A-Block
Alive:
Angus McMutton (8/12) - tie-breaker over Harmony, NYG - Yet to face Fomore and Bobson
Bobson Dugnutt (8/12) - tie-breaker over Fuckyou, NYG - Yet to face Austin and Angus
Johnny Fuckyou (6/10) - tie-breaker over Angus, Harmony - Yet to face Cocademon and Austin
Harmony Gray (6/10) - tie-breaker over Bobson - Yet to face NYG and Fomore

Dead Man Walking:
NYG (6/10) - tie-breaker over Fuckyou - Yet to face Harmony and Cocademon

Eliminated:
Austin Ramon (4/8)
Fomore (2/6)
Cocademon (0/4)

All right we have quite the scenario here, we got five people very close to each other, with tie-breakers all over the place. I did pronounce NYG dead in the results of the last show. The reason for this is that Angus and Bobson have yet to face each other and so they will get two more points guaranteed. NYG can still spoil Harmony’s tournament. And… well. The thing is there is a very very slim chance for him making a comeback. But more on that later.

Angus and Bobson can both afford to lose one but still come out on top due to tie-breakers they have but they can’t lose to each other. Due to those tie-breakers if Angus simply wins another match, Harmony will be out. If Bobson wins another match Fuckyou will be out. If Fuckyou wins Harmony will be on very thin ice. If Harmony wins then… well. She’s not eliminated if Angus loses both his remaining matches. The same is true for Fuckyou, only Bobson has to lose both matches.

All right, let’s get funky. The good news for Harmony is that she has a tie-breaker over Bobson Dugnutt. Now, assuming Bobson beats Angus, getting a tie-breaker over him, who has a tie-breaker over Harmony. Let’s assume Bobson loses his other match while Angus wins. All three of them will have 10 points. We’ll have a three-way tie (Harmony > Angus > Bobson > Harmony). Well, more specifically we have three people with tie-breakers over each other. The same thing happened last time we did this. We had to do a three-way match to break it up. The fucked up thing is, this might happen in B-Block too…

Except! Here comes Johnny Fucking Fuckyou beating his two remaining opponents, achieving 10 points as well, with tie-breakers over Angus and Harmony and what even in the fuck. The thing is, as funny as the idea of a four-way tie-up is, this would be immediately resolved. Johnny’s tie-breakers would eliminate Harmony and Angus while Bobson has the tie-breaker over Fuckyou. If we go by number of tie-breakers this would give Fuckyou the win, if we went by logic it’d be Bobson, because his tie-breaker would eliminate Fuckyou. I’m leaning more towards the “logic” approach myself but I might change my mind.

Johnny Fuckyou can, of course, also be entangled in a three way tie-up if Angus beats Bobson but loses his other match, while Bobson wins his other match. If Johnny wins all of his remaining bouts the three of them will have three points with a convenient Johnny > Bobson > Angus > Johnny tie-breaker chain that needs to be resolved.

Now, what if all that happens. And what if NYG wins his remaining matches against Harmony and Cocademon, putting him at 10 points as well. He does have a tie-breaker over Johnny Fuckyou, creating a four-way tie at the end of the block… except both Bobson and Angus have tie-breakeres over him so he’s out. Huh. But I did allude to him still having a chance.

Bobson loses both of his matches, remaining at 8 ponts.
Angus wins against Bobson, loses the other. Angus has 10 points. (has a tie-breaker over NYG)
Fuckyou beats both his opponents. Fuckyou ahs 10 points (and a tie-breaker over Angus)
NYG beats Harmony and Cocademon, reaches 10 points (has a tie-breaker over Fuckyou)
Harmony is beaten by NYG and thus can reach 8 points at most, eliminating her.
We got NYG > Angus > Fuckyou > NYG

This will not work if Bobson beats Angus instead because Bobson has a tie-breaker over NYG and Fuckyou, resolving it immediately in favor of Bobson.

Wow that was quite a lot. I could probably think of more obscure scenarios if I spent more time on this, but I won’t.

B-Block
Alive:
Mr. Shakedown (10/14) - tie-breaker over Abby Lawrence - Yet to face Sprinkles and KAG
KILL ANIME GIRLS (10/14) - no tie-breakers over living participants - Yet to face Abby Lawrence and Mr. Shakedown
Abby Lawrence (8/12) - no tie-breakers over living participants - Yet to face KAG and Harley Havik

Eliminated:
Sapp Ledesma (4/8)
Sgt. Sprinkles (4/8)
Harley Havik (2/6)
Thunder (2/6)
Family Man (0/4)

Thankfully this is simpler than A-Block, there’s not that many outlandish possibilities. There only three people still in the game.

Shakedown and KAG sit more or less comfortably at the top. For Abby it’s not so easy. Her match against KAG is make or break. If she loses, she’s out, and this will be between KAG and Mr. Shakedown for the Block Finals next week. And even if she wins, she’ll have to rely on Mr. Shakedown to lose his remaining matches. If Mr. Shakedown reaches 12 points with one more win he’ll have as many points as Abby can earn by winning her remaining matches. He also has a tie-breaker over Abby.

All right, that’s not all. Assuming Abby beats KAG this week and Shakedown wins this week but loses next week against KAG, while Abby beats her final opponent, Harley, we’ll have a gridlock of sorts. In that scenario Shakedown, KAG and Abby will all have 12 points but they’ll have tie-breakers over each other in an eternal tie-breaker Oroboros. Just like one of the possible scenarios in A-Block. If both blocks end this way then I don’t even know what to say.

Once more it’s time for the current standings and all.
As usual, the link is updated after every round, so if you’re reading this from the future when the tournament has progressed further, don’t click it (unless you don’t mind spoilers): here

Now for our actual standings and what it takes for each competitor to get the win.

A-Block:

[spoiler]Alive:
Bobson Dugnutt (8/10) - tie-breakers over Fuckyou and NYG - remaining opponent: Angus
Angus McMutton (8/10) - tie-breaker over NYG - remaining opponent: Bobson
Johnny Fuckyou (8/10) - tie-breaker over Angus - remaining opponent: Austin
Not Your Goid (8/10) - tie-breaker over Fuckyou - remaining opponent: Cocademon

Eliminated:
Harmony Gray (6/8)
Austin Ramon (6/8)
Fomore (4/6)
Cocademon (0/2)

Scenario: Bobson Dugnutt
-In order for Bobson to win all he has to do is beat Angus. He has tie-breakers over both Johnny Fuckyou and NYG, the only other people still alive. So Bobson is essentially the safest. He’s the only one whose victory does not rely on other people winning or losing.

Scenario: Angus McMutton
-In order for Angus to win he needs to, of course, beat Bobson Dugnutt. But Johnny Fuckyou also has to lose.
-If Johnny and Angus win, Johnny wins because of the tie-breaker.
-If Angus, Johnny and NYG win we’ll have a three-way tie of Angus > Johnny > NYG > Angus that needs to be resolved with an additional match.

Scenario: Johnny Fuckyou
-In order for Johnny to win he needs to, first of all, win his own match against Austin. Both Bobson and NYG have to lose.
-If Angus beats Bobson but NYG wins his match we’ll have a three way tie of Johnny > NYG > Angus > Johnny
-If Bobson wins, he’s out.

Scenario: Not Your God
-In order for NYG to win he needs to win his own match, naturally. NYG has the distinct disadvantage that both Bobson and Angus, who have yet to face each other, have a tie-breaker over him. That means, whichever of these two wins, they’ll have a tie-breaker over him and match him in points. Meaning NYG loses. But there is one way for him to still win. Or rather, create a three-way tie that would allow him to do that. It relies on Johnny winning, who has a tie-breaker over Angus, and Angus winning, who as tie-breaker over NYG, while NYG has the tie-breaker over Johnny. Creating the NYG > Angus > Johnny > NYG triangle we’ve already brought up twice so far. He would then, of course, have to come out on top in the tie-breaker match.
-NYG is the only one who cannot win without a three-way tie. Any other outcome will instantly cause his elimination. That plucky underdog heel…[/spoiler]

B-Block:

[spoiler]Alive:
Mr. Shakedown (12/14) - remaining opponent: KILL ANIME GIRS
KILL ANIME GIRLS (12/14) - remaining opponent: Mr. Shakedown

Eliminated
Abby Lawrence (8/10)
Sapp Ledesma (6/8)
Sgt. Sprinkles (4/6)
Cock Thunder (4/6)
Harley Havik (2/4)
Cocademon (0/2)

Scenario: Mr. Shakedown
-Mr. Shakedown beats KAG and… that’s it. Nothing else going on here. All complexities this could have had are eliminated.

Scenario: KILL ANIME Girls
-KAG has to beat Mr. Shakedown. See above. Nothing else to see here. Where A-Block is quite complex B-Block is simplicity incarnate. We WILL see a winner by points and he will be undefeated.

The first Tournament:
Last time we did this the finalists were Harmony Gray (undefeated in her block) and Malfest Goat-Monster (had to beat a three-way tie) and we might see the same thing gain. The winner was Malfest Goat-Monster, of course.[/spoiler]

And finally, here’s the standings of the predictions

I believe the reason I’m on top is because I knew that Bobson is good, while everyone else only saw him lose once prior to the tournament

[IGgy]

Week 143: Victory

The last two matches here are the ones that have the most impact on how the tournament is going to go. If Bobson wins his match the wins the block, if Angus wins it’s a bit more involved. Could be anything from losing because Johnny has a tie-breaker over him to winning the block. For B-Block it’s even simpler. Whoever wins, well… wins. Below is the write-up I also included with the results of last episode but without spoiler tags.

#1-3 Showdown Tournament 2 - B-Block Final Round
Sgt. Sprinklez (4) vs. Family Man (0)
Harley Havik (2) vs. Abby Lawrence (8)
Thunder (4) vs. Sapp Ledesma (6)

#4 Hellweight No. 1 Contender Match
Malfest Goat-Monster vs. Majin Bob Sapp

#5-7 Showdown Tournament 2 - A-Block Final Round
Cocademon (0) vs. Not Your God (8)
Harmony Gray (6) vs. Fomore (2)
Austin Ramon (6) vs. Johnny Fuckyou (8)

#8 Seven Deadly Pins
Rick Wreckage vs. George Cluwney vs. Skull Grunt Blue vs. Doctor Mutant vs. Chief Engineer vs. Cock Lightning vs. Spitbal vs. Manic Misanthrope (c)

#9-10 Showdown Tournament 2 - Block Finals
Bobson Dugnutt (8) vs. Angus McMutton (8)
Mr. Shakedown (12) vs. KILL ANIME GIRLS (12)

A-Block:

Alive:
Bobson Dugnutt (8/10) - tie-breakers over Fuckyou and NYG - remaining opponent: Angus
Angus McMutton (8/10) - tie-breaker over NYG - remaining opponent: Bobson
Johnny Fuckyou (8/10) - tie-breaker over Angus - remaining opponent: Austin
Not Your Goid (8/10) - tie-breaker over Fuckyou - remaining opponent: Cocademon

Eliminated:
Harmony Gray (6/8)
Austin Ramon (6/8)
Fomore (4/6)
Cocademon (0/2)

Scenario: Bobson Dugnutt
-In order for Bobson to win all he has to do is beat Angus. He has tie-breakers over both Johnny Fuckyou and NYG, the only other people still alive. So Bobson is essentially the safest. He’s the only one whose victory does not rely on other people winning or losing.

Scenario: Angus McMutton
-In order for Angus to win he needs to, of course, beat Bobson Dugnutt. But Johnny Fuckyou also has to lose.
-If Johnny and Angus win, Johnny wins because of the tie-breaker.
-If Angus, Johnny and NYG win we’ll have a three-way tie of Angus > Johnny > NYG > Angus that needs to be resolved with an additional match.

Scenario: Johnny Fuckyou
-In order for Johnny to win he needs to, first of all, win his own match against Austin. Both Bobson and NYG have to lose.
-If Angus beats Bobson but NYG wins his match we’ll have a three way tie of Johnny > NYG > Angus > Johnny
-If Bobson wins, he’s out.

Scenario: Not Your God
-In order for NYG to win he needs to win his own match, naturally. NYG has the distinct disadvantage that both Bobson and Angus, who have yet to face each other, have a tie-breaker over him. That means, whichever of these two wins, they’ll have a tie-breaker over him and match him in points. Meaning NYG loses. But there is one way for him to still win. Or rather, create a three-way tie that would allow him to do that. It relies on Johnny winning, who has a tie-breaker over Angus, and Angus winning, who as tie-breaker over NYG, while NYG has the tie-breaker over Johnny. Creating the NYG > Angus > Johnny > NYG triangle we’ve already brought up twice so far. He would then, of course, have to come out on top in the tie-breaker match.
-NYG is the only one who cannot win without a three-way tie. Any other outcome will instantly cause his elimination. That plucky underdog heel…

B-Block:

Alive:
Mr. Shakedown (12/14) - remaining opponent: KILL ANIME GIRS
KILL ANIME GIRLS (12/14) - remaining opponent: Mr. Shakedown

Eliminated
Abby Lawrence (8/10)
Sapp Ledesma (6/8)
Sgt. Sprinkles (4/6)
Cock Thunder (4/6)
Harley Havik (2/4)
Cocademon (0/2)

Scenario: Mr. Shakedown
-Mr. Shakedown beats KAG and… that’s it. Nothing else going on here. All complexities this could have had are eliminated.

Scenario: KILL ANIME Girls
-KAG has to beat Mr. Shakedown. See above. Nothing else to see here. Where A-Block is quite complex B-Block is simplicity incarnate. We WILL see a winner by points and he will be undefeated.

The first Tournament:
Last time we did this the finalists were Harmony Gray (undefeated in her block) and Malfest Goat-Monster (had to beat a three-way tie) and we might see the same thing gain. The winner was Malfest Goat-Monster, of course.

[IGgy]

Week 143: Victory - (Twitch VOD)

Before we get on to the show here’s a few things.

1. No OHPW next week. Even, though I got no no days off because my employer can eat my ass I need to prepare something for next show that I’d rather not rush.

2. There will still be a show next week, though, not on Saturday and not at the usual time. I’ll air a director’s cut of Sting of the Sting, which I first aired in April on AES, on my twitch channel. Two hours later than regular OHPW time on Thursday. I have to work on Friday but I don’t give a fuck.

3. Next show (more specifically the 2021 wrap-up post that follows it) will be the final update to this thread, after that the show will continue but in a new thread. This one’s got three years worth of shows in it after all.

4. I’ll also prune some characters by people who haven’t been around in a while to make our roster less huge and open up some space. If you signed up within the last year or so you got nothing to worry about. And even if I remove one of your characters you can just tell me to put them back in. This is more of a soft reset kinda thing. On the other hand there’s characters I will only remove if asked to (like Vacation Skeleton, come on, do any of you want me to remove Vacation Skeleton???) so if you want someone you signed up gone you can also let me know this. You can do that any time but this transition to a new thread is as good a time as any.

And now, finally, here’s the results of the show:

@Match Card and Results

Week 143: Victory

The last two matches here are the ones that have the most impact on how the tournament is going to go. If Bobson wins his match the wins the block, if Angus wins it’s a bit more involved. Could be anything from losing because Johnny has a tie-breaker over him to winning the block. For B-Block it’s even simpler. Whoever wins, well… wins. Below is the write-up I also included with the results of last episode but without spoiler tags.

#1-3 Showdown Tournament 2 - B-Block Final Round
Sgt. Sprinklez (4) vs. Family Man (0)

Sprinkles defeats Family Man in Round 2 after 7:59 via Knockout with a back elbow

Harley Havik (2) vs. Abby Lawrence (8)

Abby defeats Harley in Round 2 after 9:56 via Knockout with a series of kicks.

Thunder (4) vs. Sapp Ledesma (6)

Thunder defeats Sapp in Round 2 after 7:57 via Knockout with a twisting Neckbreaker

Scene: Satans Tube Adventures continues continue and this time VACANT says hi. VACANT says “More murder is coming” but not with these exact words.

#4 Hellweight No. 1 Contender Match
Malfest Goat-Monster vs. Majin Bob Sapp

Bob Sapp defeats Malfest Goat-Monster in 17:26 via Pinfall after a pop-up Powerbomb
This match had a lot of back and forth all throughout until the end wenn Bob Sapp got in a series of devastating Punches and throws and could get the win with a brutal Powerbomb.

#5-7 Showdown Tournament 2 - A-Block Final Round
Cocademon (0) vs. Not Your God (8)

NYG defeats Cocademon in Round 3 after 10:39 via Knockout with a reverse DDT

Harmony Gray (6) vs. Fomore (2)

Fomore defeats Harmony in Round 3 after 13:55 via Knockout with a backstabber.

Austin Ramon (6) vs. Johnny Fuckyou (8)

Johnny Fuckyou is the winner by decision after the third round has ended.

Scene: The Fun gang talk a bit about how murder is bad and good and how it’s gonna be rad. Damn. I don’t even know.

#8 Seven Deadly Pins
Rick Wreckage vs. George Cluwney vs. Skull Grunt Blue vs. Doctor Mutant vs. Chief Engineer vs. Cock Lightning vs. Spitbal vs. Manic Misanthrope (c)

Blue eliminates Spitbal in 16:27 via Submission with a Just Face Lock
George eliminates Lightning in 19:15 via Pinfall after literally just bumping into him.
Manic eliminates George in 23:59 via Submission with a Fujiwara Armbar
Doc Mutant eliminates Grunt Blue in 24:20 via Pinfall with an elbow drop
Manic eliminates Rick in 24:48 vis Submission with a Leg Trap Single Crab
Chief eliminates Doctor Mutant in 25:00 via Submission with a Guillotine Joke
Manic deliminates Chief in 28:09 vis Pinfall with the Obscure Trivia Suplex

#9-10 Showdown Tournament 2 - Block Finals
Bobson Dugnutt (8) vs. Angus McMutton (8)

Bobson defeats Angus in Round 3 after 14:19 via Knockout with a vertical Suplex

Mr. Shakedown (12) vs. KILL ANIME GIRLS (12)

KAG defeats Shakedown in Round 3 after 14:15 via Knockout with a brutal Lariat followed by a deadlift suplex

A-Block:

Alive:
Bobson Dugnutt (8/10) - tie-breakers over Fuckyou and NYG - remaining opponent: Angus
Angus McMutton (8/10) - tie-breaker over NYG - remaining opponent: Bobson
Johnny Fuckyou (8/10) - tie-breaker over Angus - remaining opponent: Austin
Not Your Goid (8/10) - tie-breaker over Fuckyou - remaining opponent: Cocademon

Eliminated:
Harmony Gray (6/8)
Austin Ramon (6/8)
Fomore (4/6)
Cocademon (0/2)

Scenario: Bobson Dugnutt
-In order for Bobson to win all he has to do is beat Angus. He has tie-breakers over both Johnny Fuckyou and NYG, the only other people still alive. So Bobson is essentially the safest. He’s the only one whose victory does not rely on other people winning or losing.

Scenario: Angus McMutton
-In order for Angus to win he needs to, of course, beat Bobson Dugnutt. But Johnny Fuckyou also has to lose.
-If Johnny and Angus win, Johnny wins because of the tie-breaker.
-If Angus, Johnny and NYG win we’ll have a three-way tie of Angus > Johnny > NYG > Angus that needs to be resolved with an additional match.

Scenario: Johnny Fuckyou
-In order for Johnny to win he needs to, first of all, win his own match against Austin. Both Bobson and NYG have to lose.
-If Angus beats Bobson but NYG wins his match we’ll have a three way tie of Johnny > NYG > Angus > Johnny
-If Bobson wins, he’s out.

Scenario: Not Your God
-In order for NYG to win he needs to win his own match, naturally. NYG has the distinct disadvantage that both Bobson and Angus, who have yet to face each other, have a tie-breaker over him. That means, whichever of these two wins, they’ll have a tie-breaker over him and match him in points. Meaning NYG loses. But there is one way for him to still win. Or rather, create a three-way tie that would allow him to do that. It relies on Johnny winning, who has a tie-breaker over Angus, and Angus winning, who as tie-breaker over NYG, while NYG has the tie-breaker over Johnny. Creating the NYG > Angus > Johnny > NYG triangle we’ve already brought up twice so far. He would then, of course, have to come out on top in the tie-breaker match.
-NYG is the only one who cannot win without a three-way tie. Any other outcome will instantly cause his elimination. That plucky underdog heel…

B-Block:

Alive:
Mr. Shakedown (12/14) - remaining opponent: KILL ANIME GIRS
KILL ANIME GIRLS (12/14) - remaining opponent: Mr. Shakedown

Eliminated
Abby Lawrence (8/10)
Sapp Ledesma (6/8)
Sgt. Sprinkles (4/6)
Cock Thunder (4/6)
Harley Havik (2/4)
Cocademon (0/2)

Scenario: Mr. Shakedown
-Mr. Shakedown beats KAG and… that’s it. Nothing else going on here. All complexities this could have had are eliminated.

Scenario: KILL ANIME Girls
-KAG has to beat Mr. Shakedown. See above. Nothing else to see here. Where A-Block is quite complex B-Block is simplicity incarnate. We WILL see a winner by points and he will be undefeated.

The first Tournament:
Last time we did this the finalists were Harmony Gray (undefeated in her block) and Malfest Goat-Monster (had to beat a three-way tie) and we might see the same thing gain. The winner was Malfest Goat-Monster, of course.

The final Standings of the tournament’s Block phase can be found here
But I’ll also write it down here:

A-Block:

1. Bobson Dugnutt / 5-2-0 / 10 Points - Advances to Finals due to tie-breakerse over NYG and Fuckyou
2. Not Your God / 5-2-0 / 10 Points
3. Johnny Fuckyou / 5-2-0 / 10 Points
4. Angus McMutton / 4-3-0 / 8 Points
5. Harmony Gray / 3-4-0 / 6 Points
6. Fomore / 3-4-0 / 6 Points
7. Austin Ramon / 3-4-0 / 6 Points
8. Cocademon / 0-7-0 / 0 Points

B-Block:

1. KILL ANIME GIRLS / 7-0-0 / 14 Points - Advances to Finals
2. Mr. Shakedown / 6-4-0 / 12 Points
3. Abby Lawrence / 5-2-0 / 10 Points
4. Sapp Ledesma / 3-4-0 / 6 Points
5. Sgt. Sprinkles / 3-4-0 / 6 Points
6. Cock Thunder / 3-4-0 / 6 Points
7. Harley Havik / 1-6-0 / 2 Points
8. Family Man / 0-7-0 / 0 Points

And Here’s the predictions:

No one predicted Bobson Dugnutt would reach the finals
I’m the only one who thought Bobson would do well at all, which is probably the reason I have the most points.
Two people successfully predicted that KAG would make it to the finals, but no one thinks he’ll win them. In other words, since no one had him or Bobson as the winner, even though they haven’t happened yet, no one correctly predicted who will win the finals
Three people thought that Harmony would make it to the finals, out of those three everyone thought she’d win it too
Three people thought that Harley would make it to the finals, and two of them even thought she’d win them