Week 134: JD3 - 23rd October 2021 - 22:00 GMT+2
Once more we’re nearing Judgement Night so we gotta do the Gorefest thing and some other stuff.
Here’s the card for this weekend’s show.
#1 Singles Match
Oh uh… that guy hasn’t showed up in a while
Malfest Goat-Monster vs. DivineCoffeeBinge
Goat-Monster defeats DCB in 11:54 via Pinfall after hitting the MGM Outta Nowhere
This was pretty ugly. It looked, at times, like Goat-Monster was just playing with his food a little.
#2 Singles Match
Can Danny withstand the knee?
Harley Havik vs. Danny V5
Danny defeats Harley in 7:55 via Pinfall with a Reincarnation
This didn’t seem nearly as short as it was. The match was competitive until the end when Danny got in a series of moves that ended up winning him the match.
#3 Three-Way
One of these is not like the other. (It’s Thunder)
Sexton Blud vs. Cock Thunder vs. Pig Destroyer
Sexton wins in 30:10 via DQ when he pretends Thunder hit him with a lighttube.
Wow, I can’t believe Sexton won another no DQ match via DQ. It keeps happening. (Mechanically the move is a regular submission that merely displays as a DQ so technically he won via Submission, but kayfabe.)
Scene: NYG once more does his bad peotry that doesn’t even rhyme and challenges Freddie. Freddie comes out and accepts this time.
#4 Singles Match
Two badasses who recently went through some changes, what’s not to love?
Harmony Gray vs. Abby Lawrence
Harmony defeats Abby in 16:18 via Pinfall with a deadlift spinning Powerbomb
Now this is what I’m talking about, Fire Pro! More like this please. These two hit the piss out of each other! Kicked out of each other’s moves and all that fine stuff and had a lot of back and forth.
#5 Singles Match
You took my finisher. I’ll take your life.
Sgt. Sprinklez vs. Josef Dub
Sgt. Sprinklez defeats Josef in 10:09 via DQ because Josef can’t stop holding on to Sprinklez balls
Josef does it again! What a dick. Maybe the two really do need to fight a third time like this is WWE where we get constant non-finishes and rematches.
#6 Bloodtober Gorefest Qualifier
Both have been in the Gorefest before. But only one can bake it back in.
Rick Wreckage vs. Hobo One Kevodki
Hobo defeats Rick in 10:42 via Pinfall after an Ushigoroshi
Another match that didn’t feel as short as it was. Mutch like wit Harley vs. Danny it was competitive until it wasn’t anymore and Hobo took control and went for the win.
#7 Legion Tag Team Champions
Is Cheese Pietzza an anime girl?
Goatcorp. (x) vs. Pineapple Pizza (c)
Cheese Pietzza win in 17:36 via Pinfall when Pine Appel splashes onot Palpy.
A fine match if you ask me. There was sufficient violence from KAG, sufficient eating shit from Palpy, sufficient eating shit induced on palpy by Pine Appel and Cheese Pietzza and the Pizza tema prevailed. What more can you ask for? Oh, right, a better rest of t he card. Well shit.
