Week 133: Return of Ref - 16th October 2021 - 22:00 GMT+2
Well, I shouldn’t have called the last show a cursed show and not expected something “cursed” to happen. So this time let’s call it something we want to happen.
Scene: Looks like Guy Skull is back. Time for IGgy to put him in his place.
#1 Four Way Elimination
Look at these four, they’re gonna do great!
Great Maharaja vs. Boob Marley vs. Guzma vs. Vacation Skeleton
Maharaja eliminates Boob in 21:17 via CRITICAL! with the Bull Killing Chop
Vacation Skeleton eliminates Maharaja in 59:23 via Pinfall with a Sunset Flip
Vacation Skeleton eliminates Guzma in 63:05 via Pinfall with a Crucifix Powerbomb from the second rope
Well, what the fuck was this? It started out all fine and fine, Maharaja got a really cool elimination but after that it soon when to shit. First they kicked out of each other’s moves and then they kept interrupting each other pins and submissions. It took almost an entire hour of total match time until we saw the second elimination. I guess the curse is still going strong.
#2 Tag Team Match
Angus’ first match since he lost the Darkweight and RBF’s first tag match in a while.
The Union (Angus + Josef) vs. Real Beer Float
The Union defeat RBF in 19:27 when Josef does the Cold Stone Creamer on Sgt. Sprinklez, knocking him out with his own move.
This match was a wind of fresh air after the eternal struggle that was the previous one. Not only did it finish in under average for a tag match it also had easily the spot of the night (see the gif above.) It even had a finish that could potentially set something up
Scene: Majin Bob Sapp comes out and goads VACANT into fighting him. VACANT shows up and defeats Bob Sapp, however, Bob Sapp so far has done the best against VACANT.
#3 Singles Match
Shockingly in his quest to face Freddie he hasn’t faced Tara yet.
Tara Milleneon vs. Not Your God
Not Your God defeats Tara Milleneon in 8:14 via Submission with London Dungeon.
Whew, on one hand it’s really disappointing that we didn’t get to see more of this, on the other hand after our opener I’m so glad this didn’t last forever.
#4 Singles Match
Fresh off of a 7DP Reign, let’s see if he can beat Kayu.
Flash Hammer vs. Kayu Zakisaka
Flash Hammer defeats Kayu Zakisaka in 10:48 vis Pinfall after a Lariat
Fire Pro must instinctively shorten these matches after having one real long one, I dunno. I stopped fucking with things that affect the length of singles matches actual years ago so this has to be Fire Pro working itself out. Match was pretty fun, though. It featured a lot of Flash kicking actual ass. Maybe he can finally break out in a big way.
Scene: Kelsey and Maya are at some garbage dump. Maya is chilling near her candy truck while Kelsey decides to be one with the garbage on top of the garbage hill because it helps her think or something. She wants to assemble this year’s gorefest. Steve then comes out and Kelsey decides that whoever loses his match will be in the Gorefest. Turns out Hobo is also there and Kelsey throws him into the qualifiers as well. As though that wouldn’t be enough Rick somehow also shows up and Kelsey sees that as a sign. She just needs one more person but no one shows up, so she’ll have to think more.
#5 Tag Team Match
Anime hating jerks… I wonder does Pink count as an anime girl?
Goatcorp. Enforcers vs. Team Skull Grunts
Goatcorp. beat The Grunts in 30:12 via Submission when Palpy puts Pink in a Figure Four Leg Lock.
Though we’ve seen KAG fight before this match really showed us that he just likes to pick people up and chuck them around. There was a lot of violence going on here and it was almost all good. After the match both KAG and Palpy continued attacking the grunts. Rude af.
#6 Singles Match
This one should be a slamfest.
Pantha vs. Supreme Sadim
Pantha defeats Sadim in 19:48 via Pinfall after a Top Rope Splash.
Sadim somehow did his 1001 Arabian Nights twice without going for a pin. Had he gone for the pin one of those times victory would be certain. Intead it cost him and Pantha was able to come back from that punishment and win.
#7 Underworld Darkweight Championship
ASS has finally risen to get a chance much like Kayu did in the past.
Arcade Legend ASS vs. Steve Dirt
ASS defeats Steve Dirt in 28:10 via Pinfall after the Divekick
This sure was a match. Steve whipped out everything, did the Blood’n’Gutbuster three times. Did the Go To Hell a few times too for good measure. Meanwhile, taking down Steve was hard work too. It took three Divekicks and more punishment before that. Several Snapmare Drivers and other hard hitting moves. But ASS prevails and sets a new High Score.
