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Week 127: Devacate - (Twitch VOD)

Week 128: NIGHTMARE FICTION
PPV Time! And I got a name for it… too bad it’s so hard to read, what does it say? Okay okay, I wrote it out both above and below in a normal font. But even if I didn’t what it’s called isn’t important, what’s important are the matches. Check out the card below.

#1 Seven Deadly Pins
Attack and Dethrone the Deadliest Pinner
Dicky P vs. Bone Idol vs. Pine Appel vs. Vacation Skeleton vs. Midas Minoson vs. Suman vs. Great Maharaja vs. Black ©

#2 Singles Match
's time for some garbage wrestling.
Steve Dirt vs. Pig Destroyer

#3 Singles Match
Lightning is about to find out that despite her new appearance, Harmony hits as hard as ever.
Harmony Gray vs. Cock Lightning

#4 Singles Match
They seemed to have fun last week but Agnes was buzzkill. Let’s just let em fight it out.
Sgt. Sprinklez vs. Cock Thunder

#5 Texas Deathmatch
Suplex Goddess didn’t take Grace DQing herself well. Now it’s time for a match where you not only gotta lose, you gotta die.
Grace Thoruson vs. Suplex Goddess of Destruction, Motherfuckers!

#6 Three-Way
Man, I hope somoene finally makes Sexton bleed again. Maybe chairshots and headbutts will do the trick.
EGO vs. Sexton Blud (x) vs. Plumeria

#7 Underworld Darkweight Championship
Harley fought hard for this. But she’ll have to fight just as hard to keep it.
Lea Lionheart vs. Harley Havik ©

#8 Legion Tag Titles
I’d be hyped for a lenghty Fun Gang reign, but these Cavemen are not to joked with.
Caveman Connection vs. The Fun Gang ©

#9 Infernal Hellweight Championship
Isabel’s first big chance. But Fomore is ever eager to prove themself.
Isabel Ibarra vs. Fomore ©

Week 128: NIGHTMARE FICTION - (Twitch VOD)

Week 129: Cosplay is Fun
Saturday, same time as always. And shocking the entire world, we even got some matches lined up. Check em out.

#1 Singles Match
that’ll teach ya to run into the corner and fall over, kid! j/k do carry on
Dicky P vs. Vacation Skeleton

#2 Tag Team Match
Both teams have a tag title reign that’s 6 defenses long and we’re giving this away for free.
Team Skull Grunts vs. Maya and Kelsey

#3 Singles Match
I didn’t consider this when booking but we good the old airborne vs. grounded dynamic going.
Kayu Zakisaka vs. Austin Ramon

#4 Singles Match
Pokemon is an Anime. Just saying.
Anna May vs. Sexton Blud (x)

#5 Four-Way (Elimination)
Wow, this match is kinda loaded! What’s up with that? No, really, I don’t know.
Harmony Gray vs. Ricc 2 Thicc vs. Freddie Hope vs. Muscle Wizard

#6 Singles Match
Go ASS! Face the blaze of Justice!
Arcade Legend ASS vs. Blaze Rider

#7 Darkweight Championship
In this match… someone’s gonna bleed. Wonder who.
Steve Dirt vs. Lea Lionheart ©

Week 129: Cosplay is Fun - (Twitch VOD)
Well that sure happened.

We got another show coming today though.

Week 130: Unshackled - (Twitch VOD)

Week 131: The Animes Strike Back? - 2nd October 2021 - 22:00 GMT+2

Well last show sure happened. There were things. Things that I don’t want to see repeated.

Oh!

Hopefully this update goes live, ideally before the next show.

We will run the matches back, rest assured. But that’s for the PPV. For now behold this week’s match card!

#1 Singles Match
Changes of Dash getting kicked in the nuts: high.
Dash Rendar vs. Josef Dub

#2 Singles Match
One of them surfs on a chair, the other breaks your limbs with it.
Surfborg vs. Plumeria

#3 Singles Match
Rick Wreckage mo like Rick Wrecked.
Abby Lawrence vs. Rick Wreckage

#4 Tag Team Match
CS winning by DQ ruined our usual booking of letting the winner of the tag match get a shot. Hopefully they don’t do it again.
Criminal Sanity vs. Wizards Not Allowed

#5 Singles Match
Yeah, just giving away the two Hellweight Champs with four defenses for free.
Pantha vs. Grace Thoruson

#6 Hellweight No. 1 Contender Match
I always root for the underdog. So whoever is not Suzan.
Suzan Blades vs. Kayu Zakisaka

#7 Legion Tag Championships
FOB get a shot because at least half the team (Doc) has won their last tag match… 16 episodes ago.
Fallout Boys vs. Caveman Connection

Week 131: The Animes Strike Back? - (Twitch VOD)

Week 132: AN ETERNAL CURSE UPON US - 9th October 2021 - 22:00 GMT+2

#1 Exploding Cage Deathmatch
KAG teams up with anime killing vetaran Palpy to destroy anime.
Kill Anime Girls and Palpatine vs. Mina Park and Anna May

#2 Seven Deadly Pins
Flash… aaa-AAAAH!
Mr. Shakedown vs. Supreme Sadim vs. Koji Kojinaka vs. Spitbal vs. Danny V5 vs. Family Man vs. Skullistair vs. Flash Hammer (c)

#3 Singles Match
Genies and people called Midas are both no strangers to curses so this is a good match for this show.
Kayu Zakisaka vs. Midas Minoson

#4 Tag Team Match
Running it back. But will it be better this time?
Team Skull Grunts vs. Maya and Kelsey

#5 Singles Match
Oh, another runback. What will happen? I don’t know.
Arcade Legend ASS vs. Blaze Rider

#6 Legion Tag Championships
Our entire Tag contendership spiel for this month went belly-up.
Pineapple Pizza vs. Caveman Connection (c)

#7 Darkweight Championship
Kickin’ blood!
Sapp Ledesma vs. Steve Dirt (c)

#8 Hellweight Championship
Suzan gets another chance to reclaim the ultimate prize.
Suzan Blades vs. Fomore (c)

Week 132: AN ETERNAL CURSE UPON US - (Twitch VOD)
Try guessing which one was the cursed match before looking at the results.

Week 133: Return of Ref - 16th October 2021 - 22:00 GMT+2

Well, I shouldn’t have called the last show a cursed show and not expected something “cursed” to happen. So this time let’s call it something we want to happen.

#1 Four Way Elimination
Look at these four, they’re gonna do great!
Great Maharaja vs. Boob Marley vs. Guzma vs. Vacation Skeleton

#2 Tag Team Match
Angus’ first match since he lost the Darkweight and RBF’s first tag match in a while.
The Union (Angus + Josef) vs. Real Beer Float

#3 Singles Match
Shockingly in his quest to face Freddie he hasn’t faced Tara yet.
Tara Milleneon vs. Not Your God

#4 Singles Match
Fresh off of a 7DP Reign, let’s see if he can beat Kayu.
Flash Hammer vs. Kayu Zakisaka

#5 Tag Team Match
Anime hating jerks… I wonder does Pink count as an anime girl?
Goatcorp. Enforcers vs. Team Skull Grunts

#6 Singles Match
This one should be a slamfest.
Pantha vs. Supreme Sadim

#7 Underworld Darkweight Championship
ASS has finally risen to get a chance much like Kayu did in the past.
Arcade Legend ASS vs. Steve Dirt

Week 133: Return of Ref (Twitch VOD)

Average Match Time Total: 18:31, sounds reasonable.
Average Match Time this episode: 25:41, Yeah… I dunno. For our opener, feel free to simply read the results.

Week 134: JD3 - 23rd October 2021 - 22:00 GMT+2

Once more we’re nearing Judgement Night so we gotta do the Gorefest thing and some other stuff.
Here’s the card for this weekend’s show.

#1 Singles Match
Oh uh… that guy hasn’t showed up in a while
Malfest Goat-Monster vs. DivineCoffeeBinge

#2 Singles Match
Can Danny withstand the knee?
Harley Havik vs. Danny V5

#3 Three-Way
One of these is not like the other. (It’s Thunder)
Sexton Blud vs. Cock Thunder vs. Pig Destroyer

#4 Singles Match
Two badasses who recently went through some changes, what’s not to love?
Harmony Gray vs. Abby Lawrence

#5 Singles Match
You took my finisher. I’ll take your life.
Sgt. Sprinklez vs. Josef Dub

#6 Bloodtober Gorefest Qualifier
Both have been in the Gorefest before. But only one can bake it back in.
Rick Wreckage vs. Hobo One Kevodki

#7 Legion Tag Team Champions
Is Cheese Pietzza an anime girl?
Goatcorp. (x) vs. Pineapple Pizza (c)

Week 134: JD3 - (Twitch VOD)
The RNG has not been kind to us as of late, but I don’t dare to fuck with it because I know the moment I do the RNG will correct course and make it so all our matches go to a one hour time limit draw.

Week 135: Judgement Dusk III - 30th October 2021 - 22:00 GMT+2

Next week is JUDGEMENT NIGHT III and I forgot to do the bit where I call the episodes leading up Judgement Dawn/Day/Dusk this year. I mean okay, I called the last one JD3, but that could mean anything. But I finally caught back up, welcome to Judgement Dusk III, here’s the card.

#1 4v4 Tag Match
This war rages on, eternally.
Anime Death Squad (KAG, Palpy, WNA) vs. Anime Defense Force (Skull Girls, Anna May, Samio)

#2 Singles Match
Note: Our Hell has no nobility
Baron of Hell vs. Family Man

#3 Singles Match
Ultimate Brain vs. Ultimate Brawn, match of the century (mid-card)
EGO vs. Muscle Wizard

#4 Legion Tag Championships No. 1 Contender Match
Undeddie and Mimic are going to dick kick city
The Union (Mina and Josef) vs. Criminal Sanity (Undeddie and Mimic)

#5 Bloodtober Gorefest Qualifier
What shall it be? Princess Slaughter? Or Deathmatch Kayu?
Kelsey Slaughter vs. Kayu Zakisaka

#6 Hellweight Championship No. 1 Contender Match
Can’t wait for Pantha to gloriously defeat Dash Rendar again.
Pantha vs. Dash Rendar for some reason

#7 Seven Deadly Pins
Eight people enter… eight leave. But only one of them can win.
Lightning vs. Robutt vs. Duckbaby vs. Suman vs. Lea vs. Bone Idol vs. Florida Man vs. Koji Kojinaka (c)

Week 135: Judgement Dusk III - (Twitch VOD)

Week 136: JUDGEMENT NIGHT III 6th November 2021 - 20:00 GMT+1
(Note for people in the US: This may be two hours early for me but it’s only one hour early for you. As always, click the link above for the exact time.)


Time for JUDGEMENT NIGHT: The Third
And in the main event we even have a rematch of the main event from the first. That’s badass. Much like the rest of the show! Here’s the card.

#1 Seven Deadly Pins
High stakes match, high profile wrestlers. And one baby above them all.
Family Man vs. Baron of Hell vs. Dicky P vs. Ricc 2 Thicc vs. Hayley Simmons vs. Skullistair vs. Haz Matt vs. Isabel Ibarra vs. Quackenduckboy Jr. (c)

#2 XOC Rules Match
This is down 10-count and submission.
Bobson Dugnutt vs. Palpatine

#3 Singles Match
I think this may or may not be highly anticipated, but it’s gonna be dope either way.
Grace Thoruson vs. Majin Bob Sapp

#4 Legion Tag Championships
Unionizing against the six time champs.
The Union vs. Pineapple Pizza (c)

#5 Singles Match
This has been coming for basically a year now.
Not Your God vs. Freddie Hope

#6 Darkweight Championship
This looks like a video game-ass match.
Flash Hammer vs. Arcade Legend Ass (c)

#7 Bloodtober Gorefest
Part three, still almost the same team.
Maya Northwind vs. Steve Dirt vs. Hobo One Kevodki vs. Kayu Zakisaka

#8 Hellweight Championship
Two years ago Fomore faced Pantha to win the title… but can they beat Pantha again?
Pantha vs. Fomore (c)

Week 136: JUDGEMENT NIGHT III - (Twitch VOD)

All right!
This weekend we kick off the second Showdown Tournament with two nights in a row. Here’s a few links you may or may not care about.

Announcement Video - Posted this last week.
Tournament Standings - Nothing’s happened yet!
Predictions ← This is probably the most relevant one

Pay special mind to that last link for the predictions up there. They will close a bit before the show goes live on Friday. Unfortunately since this is a round robin tournament Challonge does not accept predictions. It’s piss easy to set up though so I did it myself with a simple google form. This means you can’t easily see how much points someone has gathered so I added a spreadsheet to help you calculate that if you want your predictions to make sense for whatever reason (lol)

Week 137: FIGHT! - 12th Nov 2021 - 22:00 GMT+1

#1-4 Showdown Tournament Block A - Round 1
Johnny Fuckyou (0) vs. Not Your God (0)
Austin Ramon (0) vs. Angus McMutton (0)
Bobson Dugnutt (0) vs. Harmony Gray (0)
Cocademon (0) vs. Fomore (0)

#5 Darkweight No. 1 Contender Match
EGO vs. Danny V5

#6-9 Showdown Tournament Block B - Round 1
Family Man (0) vs. Abby Lawrence (0)
Harley Havik (0) vs. KILL ANIME GIRLS (0)
Sgt. Sprinklez (0) vs. Sapp Ledesma (0)
Cock Thunder (0) vs. Mr. Shakedown (0)

#10 Seven Deadly Pins
DCB vs. Doctor Mutant vs. TSGG Blue vs. Guzma vs. Midas Minoson vs. Agnes Paragon vs. Pig Destroyer vs. Dicky P (c)

Week 138: Knockout - 13th Nov 2021 - 22:00 GMT+1

#1-4 Showdown Tournament Block B - Round 2
Kill Anime Girls vs. Sapp Ledesma
Cock Thunder vs. Sgt. Sprinklez
Harley Havik vs. Family Man
Mr. Shakedown vs. Abby Lawrence

#5 Legion Tag Championship No. Contender Match
School of Slam vs. The Fun Gang (Skullistair and Bone Idol)

#6-9 Showdown Tournament Block A - Round 2
Johnny Fuckyou vs. Harmony Gray
Fomore vs. Bobson Dugnutt
Not Your God vs. Austin Ramon
Angus McMutton vs. Cocademon

#10 Underworld Darkweight Championship
TBD vs. Flash Hammer (c)

Week 137: FIGHT! - (Twitch VOD)
Week 138: Knockout - (Twitch VOD)

Yup, that’s two updates in one post, just in case there’s confusion. The below also includes the results of both nights.

After two nights we have the following standings

It’s too early to really say anything. It’s just two rounds after all. The first mathematical eliminations can only happen after Round 4, After all. What’s interesting with Block A is that Fomore ranks so low. This is calculated automatically due to tie breakers. It’s why Harmony is still ranked 3 despite also taking an upset loss against Johnny, but she has the tie-breaker over Bobson.

With Block B it’s more clear-cut. While there have been some surprising results, such as the destruction of Thunder by Mr. Shakedown and KAG being this dominant (I was personally sure he’d do well, but I didn’t predict this.) However, we’re still only two rounds in.

Here’s the current standings of the predictions.

You can also look at the tournament on Challonge. If you are reading this after the tournament has progressed past the first two rounds be aware that the following link contains spoilers: Challonge page