Week 130: Unshackled - September 25th 2021 - 22:00 GMT+2
#1 Singles Match
Mystery opponents are cool. Let’s see what this’ll be.
Suman. vs. Toru Yano vs. F.O.E.
Toru Yano eliminates F.O.E. in 2:44 by shooting him with a gun.
Toru Yano eliminates Suman. in 10:43 by also shooting him with a gun.
#2 Tag Team Match
Couple more weirdos thrown together. There’s no method to this madness.
Majin Bob Sapp, Ricc 2 Thicc, Surfborg, Arcade Legend ASS vs. Black, Midas Minoson, Anna May, Agnes Paragon
Team Black wins in 12:13 when Anna May pins Ricc 2 Thicc with the Crunchyroll
#3 Showdown Rules Match (3 rounds, 5 minutes each)
This is the kind of shit we’re here for, fight the Pizza!
Hobo vs. Cheese Pietzza
Hobo defeats Cheese Pietzza via Judges’ Decision
#4 Singles Match
Been a while since the edgy goth boi had a singles match. Well, time to get kicked in the face.
Not Your God vs. Sapp Ledesma
Sapp defeats NYG in 11:15 via Pinfall after a Superkick
#5 Tag Team Match
A robot, a skeleton, a mimic and a zombie walk into a wreslting ring…
The Fun Gang (Robutt and Bone Idol) vs. Criminal Sanity (Mimic & Undeddie)
Criminal Sanity defeat The Fun Gang in 20:53 via DQ when Undeddie does his Chair Trick on Robutt. Oof.
Scene: VACANT comes out again and demands to face Black. Only instead of Black Sadim shows up. Sadim then reminds VACANT of how he unleashed his full strength against Suzan Blades and that he intends to use it against VACANT. This is the most offense anyone got ever in on VACANT since he took on his new form but it was not enough.
#6 Singles Match
You may think Suzan will obviously take this, but Hayley is on a five match winning streak.
Suzan Blades vs. Hayley Simmons
Suzan Blades defeats Hayley Simmons in 20:50 via Submission with the Hijack Backbreaker
#7 Seven Deadly Pins
Manic Misanthrope vs. Mina Park vs. Quackenduckboy Jr. vs. Super Samio vs. Florida Man vs. Guzma vs. Flash Hammer vs. Pine Appel (c)
Manic eliminates Super Samio in 10:44 via Submission with a European Side Headlock
Manic eliminates Pine Appel in 13:46 via Submission with a Sleeper Hold
Flash eliminates Guzma in 15:24 via Submission with a Stealth Viper Hold
Florida Man eliminates Mina in 15:36 via Pinfall after a Backdrop
Manic eliminates Florida Man in 16:44 via Pinfall after a Deadlift German Suplex
Flash eliminates Manic in in 22:29 via Submission with an Dragon Sleeper
Flash Hammer eliminates Duckboy in 23:12 via Pinfall after a Lariat
