Week 129: Cosplay is Fun - September 24th 2021 - 22:00 GMT+2
Saturday, same time as always. And shocking the entire world, we even got some matches lined up. Check em out.
#1 Singles Match
that’ll teach ya to run into the corner and fall over, kid! j/k do carry on
Dicky P vs. Vacation Skeleton
Vacation Skeleton defeats Dicky P in 8:26 via Pinfall with Spring Break!
On one hand a surprisingly short match, on the other hand it was also kind of expected. This was definitely a blood feud. You could like… feel the aura of hatred and… yeah I don’t think either of them even knew why I booked this.
#2 Tag Team Match
Both teams have a tag title reign that’s 6 defenses long and we’re giving this away for free.
Team Skull Grunts vs. Maya and Kelsey
The match is ruled a no contest in 7:09 when Pink climbs the corner and gets a laughing fit.
Yeah, that was weird. Technically a DQ. But that’s dumb. I just wanna see them have a match. Look, I’m a mark too. We’ll run this one back.
#3 Singles Match
I didn’t consider this when booking but we good the old airborne vs. grounded dynamic going.
Kayu Zakisaka vs. Austin Ramon
Kayu defeats Austin in 13:58 via Pinfall with the Mahou Magical Splash
Good little bit of back and forth in this one. Kayu looked to be controlling it early on but it soon became more even but it was gonna be Kayu’s match. YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYA
Scene: Angus disguises himself as an anime girl in the hopes of drawing out KILL ANIME GIRLS. But KAG doesn’t show up. I dunno, maybe he’s just not here tonight.
#4 Singles Match
Pokemon is an Anime. Just saying.
Anna May vs. Sexton Blud (x)
Anna May defeats Sexton in 17:54 via Pinfall after… the Hero Pose??? Fukken buried.
Well, this was an entertaining match but it ended in the weirdest way possible. Then again, we’ve had a match and in a laughing fit earlier tonight so maybe this episode is truly cursed.
#5 Four-Way (Elimination)
Wow, this match is kinda loaded! What’s up with that? No, really, I don’t know.
Harmony Gray vs. Ricc 2 Thicc vs. Freddie Hope vs. Muscle Wizard
Muscle Wizard eliminates Ricc in 17:24 via Submission with the Mandible Claw
Harmony eliminates Freddie in 20:49 via Pinfall after a Deadlift Suplex
Muscle Wizard eliminates Harmony in 27:06 via Submission with the Mandible Claw
A lot more switching between opponents than we usually see in these matches. At least it felt that way. Changed the dynamic a good bit too.
#6 Singles Match
Go ASS! Face the blaze of Justice!
Arcade Legend ASS vs. Blaze Rider
This match is ruled a No contest in 10:38. After another extended top rope stay. Technically a DQ in ASS’ favor but I’m not having it.
Oh come on! Two in a single show? We’re definitely running this back too.
#7 Darkweight Championship
In this match… someone’s gonna bleed. Wonder who.
Steve Dirt vs. Lea Lionheart (c)
Steve Dirt defeats Lea in 17:57 via Pinfall after a Blood’n’Gutbuster
Wow. This made up for all the weirdness we had so far. Going big and going hard right out the gate. Steve gets some heavy hits in on Lea but she manages to make a comeback, hitting her finisher three times, almost in a row to catch back up. We’re going fast and brutal from here on, they go back they go forth and finally after much blood shed Lea stays down.
