Week 117: Angus Must Die
Normal show at our normal time. And it’s got a card too! Whether you’d say that’s normal or not is up to you.
#1 Singles Match
Grace has to start from square one, I guess, so she gets to murder.
Dicky P vs. Grace Thoruson
Grace Thoruson defeats Dicky P in 14:31 via pinfall after a Triple Fisherman Suplex combo
No one expected Dicky P to last as long as he did. We don’t know if this was due to any amount of grit or Grace just playing around with him. But she did in fact get all her shit in and then decided to not stop (again) after the match had ended.
#2 Singles Match
Hey, Flash Hammer is basically a video game-ish character, right?
Arcade Legend ASS vs. Flash Hammer
Arcade Legend ASS defeats Flash Hammer in 28:27 via pinfall after a Snapmare Driver
I joked about it during the match but they did in fact have the undercard match that stole the show and if I ever got around to implementing the OHPW bingo somehow this would have allowed you to mark that square. They went hard too, you could almost think they have a grudge or something but nah. They just both decided to go for broke that day. ASS barely wins here.
#3 Singles Match
I always wanted to have that match for no reason in particular. Now I’m finally booking it.
Vacation Skeleton (x) vs. Blaze Rider
Vacation Skeleton defeats Blaze Rider in 17:16 via submission with a Ricpord Crossface on the outside
I wish VS would have won being pretending Blaze said something mean here like they did last week with Isabel but alas. Instead there was an actual wrestling move involved. And it happened on the outside too. Due to the Pokeymanz Cvrse this was a Falls Count Anywhere match after all.
#4 Tag Team Match
They have faced before and RBF came out on top. But that was then, this is now.
Caveman Connection vs. Real Beer Float
Caveman Connection defeat Real Beer Float in 15:38 via submission when Arggah locks the Mandible Claw on Sgt. Sprinklez
This was a weird one. I mean, the match went as normal as it could get. But perhaps due to the nature of the move that ended the match no one ever attempted to make a save in this match. In any case. CC ran it back successfully. Against RBF they are now 1:1. We’ll have a tie breaker in maybe a couple of months unintentionally because I’ll forget about it.
#5 Singles Match
I heard Rick is starting to get into singles stuff too. Let’s show him what it’s all about.
Suzan Blades vs. Rick Wreckage
Suzan Blades defeats Rick Wreckage in 23:41 via pinfall after an Argentine Powerbomb
There were moments in this match when I truly believed that Rick had a chance to take this. It must have been a combination of Doc Mutant being there and him actually doing really well
#6 Singles Match
Freddie personally requested to face Isabel. Must have made an impression. Or he wants to piss off NYG, I dunno.
Freddie Hope vs. Isabel Ibarra
Freddie Hope defeats Isabel Ibarra in 19:32 via pinfall after a Deadlift German Suplex
Woah, what the hell? A bit into the match NYG shows up. Both Freddie and Isabel fight back against him until he decides to leave again. The match continues. Isabel refused to go down even after being hit with the Last Hope. Freddie kept on the pressure after that and won with a Deadlift German Suplex shortly afterwards but Isabel more than proved that she got what it takes to hang with the greats.
#7 Underworld Darkweight Championship
Thunder won his last two matches! Well, Angus won his last 14. Good luck. What more can we do?
Cock Thunder vs. Angus McMutton (c)
Angus defeats Thunder in 16:05 via pinfall after the Tru Bru
Oh boy, this was gonna be the short and explosive match where Angus hits the Tru Bru after a few minutes for the win but Thunder said no to that. “I’ma throw you around a bit first.” Thunder nearly got Angus at some point but Angus would not be on the hottest run ever if that’s what got him down. After another Tru Bru Angus takes the win, retains the title and surpasses Grace’s previous record for longest winning streak.