Week 114: No Skeletons Again
Same time as always* as we head towards skeleton wars!
We are building towards skeleton wars and we still have no skeletons booked. What the hell?
#1 Tag Team Match
Those from a time before history against those from a time after history. Cool!
Caveman Connection vs. Fallout Boys
Woah, this opening contest went for almost 30 minutes. And it was a tag match. Why would you do that? Eventually, Doc managed to pin Ungaah.
Scene: Vacation Skeleton hangs out in the Business May Die bar chatting up Susan, the barkeep when IGgy comes in to remind Vacation Skeleton that skeleton wars will be happening again soon and then leaves again. Japanese deathmatch legend Sans Undertale also shows up and orders Ketchup.
#2 Singles Match
Using a Hazmat Suit against a zombie is probably safe
Undeddie Guerrero vs. Chief Engineer
Undeddie actually lied cheated and stole in this here match. Winning the match with an armbar. But not after tricking Chief to go to the outside repeatedly where Mr. Shakedown roughed him up.
#3 Singles Match
I guess we can count this as a hoss-off
Supreme Sadim vs. Sgt. Sprinklez
Two people using similar styles do battle here. Sprinklez even took Sadim’s 1001 Nights, a move that’s never been kicked out of… and didn’t kick out of it. Because it was a rope break. Shortly after another Humble Maker was enough to get Sprinklez to his breaking point and tap out.
#4 Singles Match
Will Thunder finally unstrap properly??? If not he stands no chance against Samio!
Super Samio vs. Cock Thunder
Almost 30 minutes but it didn’t feel that way. A very hard-hitting bout. Thunder even removed the strap late into the match and despite Samio’s best efforts against that, Thunder got the win by submission.
#5 Tag Team Match
This is gonna be a shitshow. I just know it
The Union vs. Steve Dirt & Family Man
This match had it all: Kicks to the groin, punches to the groin, headbutts to the groin, groin claws, barbed wire baseball bat camel clutches. One of these things is not like the other but there was blood. The Union took this after Mina hit a running headbutt on Steve Dirt and sat on his face for a three-count.
#6 Singles Match
There’s some kinda grudge here I guess. It happened months ago. I forgot what this is about.
Quackenduckboy Jr. vs. Pantha
The big grudge match about the duckbaby using Pantha’s finisher that one time. We might have blown this out of proportion because Pantha didn’t even care enough to submit duckboy with the Pantha Claw and instead went for a Poison Rana to do the deed.
#7 Underworld Darkweight Title
Midas impressed with his third consecutive win last week… now it’s time to step it up. Drink the bru!
Midas Minoson vs. Angus McMutton
This did not turn into gold for Midas. But he did well fighting back against an Angus who is currently in the middle of the hottest run of his life. Midas drinks the bru and stays down for 3.
