Week 111: 1
Okay, I’ll be honest thinking of Episode titles is getting harder somehow. But I figured this one is okay.
Oh, right. Show at the usual time.
#1 Singles Match
Austin Ramon vs. Grace Thoruson
Austin and Grace had a nice competitive match until Grace decided “I win now” and hit Austin with six consecutive Suplexes. Although he kicked out of that, he could not recover from that and the match ended in under ten minutes after a Blue Thunder Bomb.
Scene: The Fun Gang as well as Bone Idol and Skullistair are backstage, Vacation Skeleton announces their intent to let one of them join the Fun Gang. Whoever has the more entertaining match tonight will get the spot. Fomore points out that neither of them have a match and Vacation Skeleton lets both join.
#2 Four-Way
Team Skull Grunt Pink vs. Rick Wreckage vs. Hobo One Kevodki vs. Hayley Simmons
In a kind of surprise twist Hayley eliminated everyone for the win. Maybe we need to give her another chance.
#3 Singles Match
Flash Hammer vs. Doctor Mutant
This is the same match as the opener but without the six consecutive suplexes. Although competitive at the start Doctor Mutant, at some point, simply activates and goes for the kill.
#4 Singles Match
Koji Kojinaka vs. Pig Destroyer
After some rather disappointing singles matches so far this one just delivered. I dunno, this somehow went 30 minutes and didn’t get boring. There was a point where they just traded finishers back and forth because why not. After Pig Destroyer hits his fourth of fifth or so Koji finally stays down for a three-count.
Scene: Sexton, no stranger to using his ass for the good of mankind, approaches Suman. Who recently used his ass for the good of mankind, though, possibly inadvertently. Sometimes you just have to sit on Dash after all. However, Sexton is determined to text the conviction of Suman’s ass and challenges him, if he feels that his behind can measure up to the justice of asses.
#5 Tag Team Match
Space Wizards vs. The Fun Gang
This week on “overextending actually secretly is a good idea that makes you win!” Vacation Skeleton doesn’t tag out anymore despite having his ass kicked and somehow gets the win against Jan Itor.
#6 Hellweight No. 1 Contender Match
Dash, unfortunately vs. Harmony Gray
Dash fucking does it again! And it’s not like he needs it, but he did summon his Husks once more. They did not get in quite as many heavy hits as they did against Suzan and perhaps because of this Harmony was still able to defeat the evil.
#7 Underworld Darkweight Championship
Pantha vs. Angus McMutton (c)
Pantha: A wrestler who targets the head to end the match with the Pantha Claw - Angus: A wrestler who has a hard head and uses his head as a weapon to destroy his opponents. You cannot deny that Pantha was successful in dismantling Angus’ head, he could barely stand for a while after fighting out of the Pantha Claw, but he recovered and finished it with the Tru Bru, his devastating headbutt to retain the Darkweight Title.
