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IGgy · April 4, 2021, 10:09am

Week 109: Pizza is Justice - (Twitch VOD)

Match Card and Results:

Week 109: Pizza is Justice
This Saturday at the usual time. Check it out.

#1 Blasphemous Contruct
This is an easter celebration. Hail Satan.
F.O.E. vs. Quackenduckboy Jr. vs. Skullistair vs. Not Your God

It’s impressive but somehow the final two of this match, Quackenduckboy Jr. and Not Your God, made it outside of the cage and finished the match there. Thankfully KO was one of the win conditions otherwise we’d have us a softlock. But yeah, shockingly the Duckbaby wins again.

#2 Singles Match
This one’s a money match as far as we know.
Malfest Goat-Monster vs. Dicky P

Dicky P almost got his signature spots in but was hindered multiple times by these weapons lying around. Surely, if they hadn’t been there Dicky would have valiantly defeated the Goat-Monster. But alas. We got that Chokeslam Powerbomb from MGMon once more and Dicky P stayed the hell down.

#3 Singles Match
Come to think of it, this one’s an LPFWA reunion in a way.
DivineCoffeeBinge vs. Boob Marley

In which DCB does all her cool moves and then Boob wins with the Boobplex. Boob did the Sunken Chest four (4)times.

#4 Tag Team Match
The saga continues. These teams had a friendly rivalry for a while now.
SHA-MO vs. Real Beer Float

Sometimes I love this game. Before the match we mentioned they have a friendly rivalry and pointed out that Thunder and Austin in particular seem to like locking up. And then they did just that. Even when they weren’t legal they were often going at each other. The match also ended in classic Lightning fashion with the old “let’s overextend a little bit” gimmick. This time it paid off. Lighting struck and won the match for SHA-MO by pinning Sgt. Sprinklez.

#5 Singles Match
Can Isabel defeat the concept of slacking off? Tune in to find out.
Isabel Ibarra vs. Vacation Skeleton

This slapped. They did all their sick moves and Isabel did a million of those weird powerbombs that aren’t her finisher. VS went on vacation and did spring break. This was a bit of an upset all things told. Vacation Skeleton secured the win by folding Isabel up with a Rana.

#6 Singles Match
Big match for Sexton. Let’s see if his old light tube trick works on someone who’ll crush his brain.
Pantha vs. Sexton Blud

What the shit? They took their sweet time to end this. For the most part Sexton even fought clean. But in this match we saw why Pantha used to be the Hellweight Champion and she put Sexton down after over 25 minutes

#7 Seven Deadly Pins
EGO vs. Spitbal vs. Haz Matt vs. Dash Rendar vs. Florida Man vs. VACANT vs. Suman. vs. Arggah (c)

Probably the Match of the Night. In this match an unlikely hero arose and crusehd Dash Rendar underneath his weight. Suman knocked Dash out and pinned him after a successful Suman Drop. It was a shock to us all when the last two standing were VACANT and Suman. It was not as much of a shock when VACANT won. But had there been another Suman Drop who knows what would have happened?