Week 105: Let’s Explode Again
Oh boy, we just wrapped that tournament. But did you know we have an entire other half of the roster too? Well damn, here’s some of that.
#1 Jabroni Royale Deathmatch
Two old people doing old people stuff
Agnes Paragon vs. Palpatine
It’s the carnage we came to expect and love from this type of match. In the end, of course, the ring exploded. However, Palpy has enough juice left to get up. Depriving us of the Explosion-Chan victory that we all sought.
#2 Singles Match
A real hero wouldn’t beat up a homeless person.
Hobo One Kevodki vs. Super Samio
The hell? It’s not like Samio didn’t get any offense in. But this still was a pretty quick match at the 12:23 minutes it took Hobo to win.
Scene: Thunder steps in front of the old promo wall and expresses his dissatisfaction with the way he made it to the quarterfinals in the Hellfire Tournament. He wants to face Suzan again to settle things and chooses AT DOOM’S GATE as the venue for their meeting.
#3 Singles Match
This match is like a car crash. But the Car Crash is also Rick’s Finisher
Rick Wreckage vs. Midas Minoson
The hell? It’s not like Rick didn’t get any offense in. But this still was a pretty quick match at the 12:18 minutes it took Midas to win.
#4 Tag Team Match
The Grunts are back! And they’ll eat some muscle magic!
Team Skull Grunts vs. School of Slam
This two went surprisingly fast, but not THAT fast. It was mainly cut short due to Sadim cutting off Blue as Muscle Wizard continued to work over Pink.
#5 Singles Match
Gorefest Shmorefest, let’s have a “normal” match
Maya Northwind vs. Kelsey Slaughter
The hell? It’s not like Kelsey didn’t get any offense in. But this still was a pretty quick match at the 11:48 minutes it took Maya to win.
#6 Singles Match
You just know these two buffoons fly around a lot.
Danny V5 vs. Cock Lightning
At last, a singles match that is a little harder fought. Lightning proved that he can handle himself in singles matches. Being undefeated for his first three. While Danny keeps impressing with his explosive bursts of offense that really should power him out but they don’t. In this specific match, however, Lightning did not strike instead Danny successfully hit the V5 for the win.
#7 Seven Deadly Pins
Haven’t had one of these in a good while so this should be fun.
Florida Man vs. Suman vs. Great Maharaja vs. Harley Havik vs. Hayley Simmons vs. Flash Hammer vs. Dr. Mutant vs. Mina Park (c)
Oh crap. It’s been a while since we had one of those and boy was it worth the wait. This had it all. Action, drama, romance [citation needed] as well as Mina throwing everyone outside the ring right after one another before joining the fray on the outside herself. Probably one of the most deserved defenses we’ve had yet. Mina wins and retains.
