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Week 104: HELLFIRE 2021


All right! Let’s go!

It’s time to settle the rest of our brackets. Check them out!

Additionally, we got some other stuff too. We’ll also be remembering Mr. Shakedown, Hiroya Egashira. The full card is below.

#1 SAPP TIME! Open Challenge
Majin Bob Sapp vs. ???

#2 Hellfire Tournament Block A Quarter Finals
Hellranger Flamander vs. Black

#3 Hellfire Tournament Block B Quarter Finals
Cock Thunder vs. Grace Thoruson

#4 Hellfire Tournament Block A Quarter Finals
Angus McMutton vs. Dash Rendar

#5 Hellfire Tournament Block B Quarter Finals
Isabel Ibarra vs. Not Your God

#6 Some shitshow???
This time I actually don’t know yet. Hope no one gets shot.

#7 Hellfire Tournament Block A Semi Finals
Winner of #2 vs. Winner of #4

#8 Hellfire Tournament Block B Semi Finals
Winner of #3 vs. Winner of #5

#9 Mr. Shakedown Memorial Bout
He wanted to become the strongest being in the universe. But he got shot by Turo Yano and lied bleeding for 15 Minutes. We honor Hiroya Egashira in this match. Participants are not announced due to their availability not being known at the time of this writing.

#10 Hellfire Tournament Finals
Winner of #7 vs. Winner of #8

Going live and starting OHPW, in about 15 minutes https://www.twitch.tv/iggy_igsen
Today it’s the final night of the Hellfire Tournament

#1 SAPP TIME!
#2 Hellranger Flamander vs. Black
#3 Cock Thunder vs. Grace Thoruson
#4 Angus McMutton vs. Dash Rendar
#5 Isabel Ibarra vs. Not Your God
#6 Some Tag Match
#7 Semifinals 1 (Winner of 2 vs. Winner of 4)
#8 Semifinals 2 (Winner of 3 vs. Winner of 5)
#9 Mr. Shakedown Memorial Battle Royal
#10 Finals

Week 104: HELLFIRE 2021 - (Twitch VOD)


Don’t worry, no one died this time.

Below we got the final standings in bracket form, gaze upon them, if you like

Week 105: Let’s Explode Again

Oh boy, we just wrapped that tournament. But did you know we have an entire other half of the roster too? Well damn, here’s some of that.

#1 Jabroni Royale Deathmatch
Two old people doing old people stuff
Agnes Paragon vs. Palpatine

#2 Singles Match
A real hero wouldn’t beat up a homeless person.
Hobo One Kevodki vs. Super Samio

#3 Singles Match
This match is like a car crash. But the Car Crash is also Rick’s Finisher
Rick Wreckage vs. Midas Minoson

#4 Tag Team Match
The Grunts are back! And they’ll eat some muscle magic!
Team Skull Grunts vs. School of Slam

#5 Singles Match
Gorefest Shmorefest, let’s have a “normal” match
Maya Northwind vs. Kelsey Slaughter

#6 Singles Match
You just know these two buffoons fly around a lot.
Danny V5 vs. Cock Lightning

#7 Seven Deadly Pins
Haven’t had one of these in a good while so this should be fun.
Florida Man vs. Suman vs. Great Maharaja vs. Harley Havik vs. Hayley Simmons vs. Flash Hammer vs. Dr. Mutant vs. Mina Park ©

Going live and starting OHPW, our wrestling federation, in about 15 minutes https://www.twitch.tv/iggy_igsen

Here’s today’s matches:
#1 Agnes Paragon (“c”) vs. Palpatine for the Jabroni Royale
#2 Hobo One Kevodki vs. Super Samio
#3 Rick Wreckage vs. Midas Minoson
#4 Team Skull Grunts vs. School of Slam
#5 Maya Northwind vs. Kelsey Laughter
#6 Danny V5 vs. Cock Lightning
#7 Seven Deadly Pins feat. Mina Park ©

Week 105: Let’s Explode Again - (Twitch VOD)

Week 106: Die

#1 Jabroni Royale Deathmatch
Hayley got sat on so hard she got nocked out so here we are.
Agnes Paragon (“c”) vs. Hayley Simmons

#2 Singles Match
Guess we’ll finally hear Josef’s new theme.
Anna May vs. Josef Dub

#3 Singles Match
rip dicky p
Richardson Peterson vs. Mr. Shakedown

#4 Three-Way
Player, game and the blood.
Steve Dirt vs. Guzma vs. Arcade Legend ASS

#5 Singles Match
Pretty sure Tara’s no cop. So if she loses it’s actually because Pig Destroyers finisher is a Reverse Hanging Piledriver that sometimes escalates to the Gory Special Piledriver, sometimes known as the Copkilla, and heads are the weak points of most humans.
Tara Milleneon vs. Pig Destroyer

#6 Singles Match
Aint no Dracula.
Fomore vs. Koji Kojinaka

#7 Underworld Darkweight Title
This is Danny’s second chance to win the Darkweight Title and he’s only up against the person who’s currently the top ranked wrestler in OHPW due to winning the Tournament. Let’s see how far Angus can elevate this title… or Danny V5
Danny V5 vs. Angus McMutton ©

Going live and starting OHPW, our wrestling federation, in about 15 minutes https://www.twitch.tv/iggy_igsen

Here’s today’s matches:
#1 Agnes Paragon (“c”) vs. Hayley Simmons for the Jabroni Royale
#2 Anna May vs. Josef Dub
#3 Dicky P vs. Mr. Shakedown
#4 Steve Dirt vs. Guzma vs. Arcade Legend ASS
#5 Tara Milleneon vs. Pig Detroyer
#6 Fomore vs. Koji Kojinaka
#7 Danny V5 vs. Angus McMutton © for the Darkweight Title

Week 106: Die - (Twitch VOD)

Week 107: Look at this team! We’re gonna do great!

Waoh, just one week till the PPV, but look at this card, though.

#1 Jabroni Royale Deathmatch
In your head, in your head, they are fighting… with their slams, and their drivers and their… oh wait, one of them isn’t even a zombie yet.
Agnes Paragon (“c”) vs. Undeddie Guerrero

#2 Singles Match
Two nice ladies and both of them like to fly. This can only go well.
Lea Lionheart vs. Blaze Rider

#3 Tag Team Match
It’s the Bloodtober Gorefest peeps! (Also Family Man)
Steve Dirt & Family Man vs. Kelsey & Maya

#4 Singles Match
Destroyers and spinny Brainbusters, we got it all in this one match.
Skullistiar vs. Nawt A Robutt

#5 Singles Match
We’re bringing you that Joshi vs. Exotico action!
Kayu Zakisaka vs. Bone Idol

#6 Singles Match
Could it be? That Ricc is truly too thicc for NYG?
Not Your God vs. Ricc 2 Thicc

#7 Legion Tag Championships
PP are now four time champs. That’s impressive. SoS only held the titles two times.
School of Slam vs. Pineapple Pizza ©

Week 107: BOOM BOOM - (Twitch VOD)

Week 108: AT DOOM’S GATE -Solid-
PPV Time!


This is the third instalment of At Doom’s Gate. Hence “Solid”.

#1 Jabroni Royale Deathmatch FINAL
This is the last time we do this. Who will be the final Jabroni?
Agnes Paragon (“c”) vs. ???

#2 Singles Match
Time for Sexton’s final evaluation.
Freddie Hope vs. Sexton Blud

#3 Legion Tag Championships
They are new to being tag partners but they are already here.
Maya and Kelsey vs. School of Slam ©

#4 Singles Match
Actually, these two are facing each other because they are ranked equally.
Quackenduckboy Jr. vs. Danny V5

#5 Seven Deadly Pins
Ah shit. We got four tag teams in this Battle Royal!
Ungaah vs. Arggah vs. Austin Ramon vs. Sgt. Sprinklez vs. Chief Engineer vs. George Cluwney vs. Josef Dub vs. Mina Park ©

#6 Singles Match - No DQ
There’s match to be finished here.
Cock Thunder vs. Suzan Blades

#7 Underworld Darkweight Championship
It’s been a while since Fomore is in this spot but they sure earned it.
Fomore vs. Angus McMutton ©

#8 Infernal Hellweight Championship
Let us witness these two open Doom’s Gate - Actually, this match closes the show, fuck.
Black vs. Hellranger Flamander ©

Going live and starting OHPW, in about 15 minutes https://www.twitch.tv/iggy_igsen
Today it’s a PPV: AT DOOM’S GATE -Solid-

#1 Jabroni Royale Deathmatch Final
#2 Freddie Hope vs. Sexton Blud
#3 Maya and Kelsey vs. School of Slam © for the Legion Tag Titles
#4 Quackenduckboy Jr. vs. Danny V5
#5 Seven Deadly Pins feat. Mina Park ©
#6 Cock Thunder vs. Suzan Blades
#7 Fomore vs. Angus McMutton © for the Darkweight Title
#8 Black vs. Hellranger Flamander © for the Hellweight Title

Week 108: AT DOOM’S GATE -Solid- - (Twitch VOD)

Week 109: Pizza is Justice
This Saturday at the usual time. Check it out.

#1 Blasphemous Contruct
This is an easter celebration. Hail Satan.
F.O.E. vs. Quackenduckboy Jr. vs. Skullistair vs. Not Your God

#2 Singles Match
This one’s a money match as far as we know.
Malfest Goat-Monster vs. Dicky P

#3 Singles Match
Come to think of it, this one’s an LPFWA reunion in a way.
DivineCoffeeBinge vs. Boob Marley

#4 Tag Team Match
The saga continues. These teams had a friendly rivalry for a while now.
SHA-MO vs. Real Beer Float

#5 Singles Match
Can Isabel defeat the concept of slacking off? Tune in to find out.
Isabel Ibarra vs. Vacation Skeleton

#6 Singles Match
Big match for Sexton. Let’s see if his old light tube trick works on someone who’ll crush his brain.
Pantha vs. Sexton Blud

#7 Seven Deadly Pins
EGO vs. Spitbal vs. Haz Matt vs. Dash Rendar vs. Florida Man vs. VACANT vs. Suman. vs. Arggah ©

Week 109: Pizza is Justice - (Twitch VOD)

Week 110: I skipped a week - (Twitch VOD)

Week 111: 1 - (Twitch VOD)

Going live and starting OHPW, in about 15 minutes https://www.twitch.tv/iggy_igsen
Today it’s a PPV: WELCOME TO DIE

#1 Seven Deadly Pins feat. VACANT ©
#2 Mina Park vs. Sapp Ledesma
#3 Team Skull vs. The Fun Gang
#4 Sexton Blud vs. Suman
#5 Anna May vs. NYG
#6 The Fun Gang vs. Kelsey & Maya © for the Legion Tag Titles
#7 Dash Rendar vs. Angus McMutton © for the Darkweight Title
#8 Harmony Gray vs. Black © for the Hellweight Title

Week 112: WELCOME TO DIE - (Twitch VOD)