OHPW - Business May Die [Fire Pro Wrestling World]

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Today it’s PINK SKULL GIN, our 100th episode.

#1 Family Man (“c”) vs. Agnes Paragon for the Jabroni Royale
#2 Seven Deadly Pins feat. Muscle Wizard ©
#3 Josef Dub vs. Palpatine
#4 Hobo One Kevodki vs. VACANT
#5 Not Your God vs. Sexton Blud
#6 Pineapple Pizza vs. Real Beer Float © for the Legion Tag Titles
#7 Supreme Sadim vs. Cock Thunder
#8 Tara Milleneon vs. DivineCoffeeBinge
#9 Steve Dirt vs. Angus McMutton © for the Darkweight Titles
#10 Mr. Shakedown vs. Hellranger Flamander © for the Hellweight Title

Week 100: PINK SKULL GIN - (Twitch VOD)

Week 101: Road to Hellfire I

Woah! We’re doing a tournament again. 31 of our finest and Dash will face each other to determine who’s da best! The prize? The winner may book any single match you want. Can include them, doesn’t have to. The only restriction is that they cannot book anyone to challenge for a title if they already hold a title as double champions are stupid, eat shit Naito and EVIL and… is it Ibushi now? I don’t know. Anyway, let’s check out the brackets.


Yeah, Harmony vs. Pantha is just gonna kinda happen in round 1 like it’s some kinda appetizer. Please make sure to get in your predictions just go click on this text here and then click on that button that says something about making a prediction. There’s nothing at stake here, this is just for fun. So do it, or don’t but it’ll be cooler if you do.

We’ll also mix up the show a little until then. Jabroni Royale? It’s fun, I get it, but it happened on every show so far, including last year throughout the tournament. Which makes it the only “Title” defended on every single show so far. Until now. That’s right, it’s on a hiatus until the tournament is over. So let’s have a look at what I got cookin’

#1 VACANT Fuck You Challenge
Tara is pissed she’s not in the tournament. So let’s watch her get her ass kicked by VACANT
Tara Milleneon vs. VACANT

#2 Hellfire Tournament Block A Round 1
Skullistair vs. Vacation Skeleton

#3 Hellfire Tournament Block A Round 1
Malfest Goat-Monster vs. Kayu Zakisaka

#4 Hellfire Tournament Block A Round 1
Black vs. Guzma

#5 Hellfire Tournament Block A Round 1
Angus McMutton vs. Bone Idol

#6 Fuck if I know, something goes here. It’ll be a surprise, I guess.
Smeone vs. Someon vs. fuck? vs. I don’t even know, come on. VERSUS ???

#7 Hellfire Tournament Block A Round 1
Hellranger Flamander vs. Cock Lightning

#8 Hellfire Tournament Block A Round 1
Dash Rendar vs. Steve Dirt

#9 Hellfire Tournament Block A Round 1
Fomore vs. Danny V5

#10 Hellfire Tournament Block A Round 1
Mr. Shakedown vs. Manic Misanthrope

All right. Two shows this week. I’m still calling them Week 101 and Week 102 even though they are in the same week. Because I can do that, haha, deal with it.

But first, last week the National E-Wrestling Day happened and I had a showcase in, which you can watch here

It’s the first episode of a side project that’ll air as a pre-show to AES shows. I’ll be doing this whenever I can be assed to do it.
And it got a way better reaction than I expected.

Well, below you can find the match cards for the first two nights of our Tournament (for which you can still make predictions if you wanna)
We’ll be doing Friday and Saturday at our regular time. Aa always clicking on the links with the episode numbers and titles will show you the exact time in your local time zone because time is bullshit.

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Here’s the match card again:
#1 Tara Milleneon vs. VACANT
#2 Skullistair vs. Vacation Skeleton
#3 Malfest Goat-Monster vs. Kayu Zakisaka
#4 Black vs. Guzma
#5 Angus McMutton vs. Bone Idol
#6 Brork Lorsnor vs. Chad & Virgin
#7 Hellranger Flamander vs. Cock Lightning
#8 Dash Rendar vs. Steve Dirt
#9 Fomore vs. Danny V5
#10 Mr. Shakedown vs. Manic Misanthrope

Week 101: Road to Hellfire I - (Twitch VOD)

With that, let’s look at the current standings.

We still got the other half of round 1 to decide, so below is the match card for… wow, today!

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Here’s the match card again:
#1 Ricc 2 Thicc vs. Blaze Rider
#2 Not Your God vs. Nawt A Robutt
#3 Cock Thunder vs. Palpatine
#4 Suzan Blades vs. Lea Lionheart
#5 A Lucha Rules Tag match.
#6 Spitbal vs. Isabel Ibarra
#7 Grace Thoruson vs. Sexton Blud
#8 Freddie Hope vs. DivineCoffeeBinge
#9 Harmony Gray vs. Pantha

Week 102: Road to Hellfire II - (Twitch VOD)

Now, let’s have a look at our standings.


You can see we have some interesting matches here. Two of them are matches we’ve seen in the past.
Grace has beaten Freddie before in last year’s tournament in fact.
Then we have Ricc vs. Isabel. Ricc beat Isabel last August.
Everything else, somehow, even if it seems like it might have happened before is fresh.
So far, both the finalists of our first Tourament, Angus and Suzan as well as those of our second, Flamander and Grace, are still alive in this tournament. They are also all among the favorites to make it to the end.
We also have five unknowns in this tournament, By which I mean people who were not in it last year. This is a pretty significant shake-up. And even though he’s the underdog for sure I’m excited for Thunder’s match against Suzan.
Flamander going against Vacation Skeleton is also a big one, if only because the two characters have the same handler.
The we have a big ol hoss match in MGMon vs. Black

Here’s the predictions people have made: https://challonge.com/fif86gex/predictions
Funnily, most people’s brackets are completely destroyed only two people’s final four are still completely alive in the tournament.

Week 103: Road to Hellfire III
Time for Round 2 of the Hellfire Tournament of 2021.
It’s just this and then next week we’ll have the quarter finals, the semi finals and the finals all in one night!

#1 SAPP TIME Open Challenge
Majin Bob Sapp vs. ???

#2 Hellfire Tournament Block B Round 2
Ricc 2 Thicc vs. Isabel Ibarra

#3 Hellfire Tournament Block A Round 2
Dash Rendar vs. Danny V5

#4 Hellfire Tournament Block A Round 2
Angus McMutton vs. Manic Misanthrope

#5 Hellfire Tournament Block B Round 2
Suzan Blades vs. Cock Thunder

#6 Ah shit
At this point you know how this goes. Something goes here but I’m not telling you what.

#7 Hellfire Tournament Block B Round 2
Pantha vs. Not Your God

#8 Hellfire Tournament Block A Round 2
Malfest Goat-Monster vs. Black

#9 Hellfire Tournament Block A Round 2
Hellranger Flamander vs. Vacation Skeleton

#10 Hellfire Tournament Block B Round 2
Grace Thoruson vs. Freddie Hope

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Today it’s the third night of the Hellfire Tournament

#1 SAPP TIME!
#2 Ricc 2 Thicc vs. Isabel Ibarra
#3 Dash Rendar vs. Danny V5
#4 Angus McMutton vs. Manic Misanthrope
#5 Suzan Blades vs. Cock Thunder
#6 Whatever bullshit I tought of.
#7 Pantha vs. Not Your God
#8 Malfest Goat-Monster vs. Black
#9 Hellranger Flamander vs. Vacation Skeleton
#10 Grace Thoruson vs. Freddie Hope

Week 103: Road to Hellfire III - (Twitch VOD)

Now, let’s look at the standings!


We got some interesting matches coming our way.
Flamander vs. Black is particularly interesting. These two have faced twice before and both have one win over each other. This will act as their tie-breaker.
Angus vs. Dash in his current form is also a thing that’s happened. But only once, and Angus was victorious here.
Grace vs. Thunder on the other hand hasn’t happened before and that’s no surprise. No one would have thought Thunder would make it this far in the first place and he only really stepped into the scene once Grace had started making her mark. Not to speak of the fact that Tunder is primarily a tag team wrestler.
Finally, Isabel Ibarra vs. Not Your God is a first time match-up as well, surprising no one because NYG only just emerged. But this will be a clash of styles. We have the agile powerhouse in Isabel going against a very ground based opponent in NYG.
Now, Flamander, Blac, Angus, Dash, Grace, Thunder, Isabel, Not Your God… one of these eight will win this tournament next week. I’m pretty excited about it. We shall see.

Week 104: HELLFIRE 2021


All right! Let’s go!

It’s time to settle the rest of our brackets. Check them out!

Additionally, we got some other stuff too. We’ll also be remembering Mr. Shakedown, Hiroya Egashira. The full card is below.

#1 SAPP TIME! Open Challenge
Majin Bob Sapp vs. ???

#2 Hellfire Tournament Block A Quarter Finals
Hellranger Flamander vs. Black

#3 Hellfire Tournament Block B Quarter Finals
Cock Thunder vs. Grace Thoruson

#4 Hellfire Tournament Block A Quarter Finals
Angus McMutton vs. Dash Rendar

#5 Hellfire Tournament Block B Quarter Finals
Isabel Ibarra vs. Not Your God

#6 Some shitshow???
This time I actually don’t know yet. Hope no one gets shot.

#7 Hellfire Tournament Block A Semi Finals
Winner of #2 vs. Winner of #4

#8 Hellfire Tournament Block B Semi Finals
Winner of #3 vs. Winner of #5

#9 Mr. Shakedown Memorial Bout
He wanted to become the strongest being in the universe. But he got shot by Turo Yano and lied bleeding for 15 Minutes. We honor Hiroya Egashira in this match. Participants are not announced due to their availability not being known at the time of this writing.

#10 Hellfire Tournament Finals
Winner of #7 vs. Winner of #8

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Today it’s the final night of the Hellfire Tournament

#1 SAPP TIME!
#2 Hellranger Flamander vs. Black
#3 Cock Thunder vs. Grace Thoruson
#4 Angus McMutton vs. Dash Rendar
#5 Isabel Ibarra vs. Not Your God
#6 Some Tag Match
#7 Semifinals 1 (Winner of 2 vs. Winner of 4)
#8 Semifinals 2 (Winner of 3 vs. Winner of 5)
#9 Mr. Shakedown Memorial Battle Royal
#10 Finals

Week 104: HELLFIRE 2021 - (Twitch VOD)


Don’t worry, no one died this time.

Below we got the final standings in bracket form, gaze upon them, if you like

Week 105: Let’s Explode Again

Oh boy, we just wrapped that tournament. But did you know we have an entire other half of the roster too? Well damn, here’s some of that.

#1 Jabroni Royale Deathmatch
Two old people doing old people stuff
Agnes Paragon vs. Palpatine

#2 Singles Match
A real hero wouldn’t beat up a homeless person.
Hobo One Kevodki vs. Super Samio

#3 Singles Match
This match is like a car crash. But the Car Crash is also Rick’s Finisher
Rick Wreckage vs. Midas Minoson

#4 Tag Team Match
The Grunts are back! And they’ll eat some muscle magic!
Team Skull Grunts vs. School of Slam

#5 Singles Match
Gorefest Shmorefest, let’s have a “normal” match
Maya Northwind vs. Kelsey Slaughter

#6 Singles Match
You just know these two buffoons fly around a lot.
Danny V5 vs. Cock Lightning

#7 Seven Deadly Pins
Haven’t had one of these in a good while so this should be fun.
Florida Man vs. Suman vs. Great Maharaja vs. Harley Havik vs. Hayley Simmons vs. Flash Hammer vs. Dr. Mutant vs. Mina Park ©

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Here’s today’s matches:
#1 Agnes Paragon (“c”) vs. Palpatine for the Jabroni Royale
#2 Hobo One Kevodki vs. Super Samio
#3 Rick Wreckage vs. Midas Minoson
#4 Team Skull Grunts vs. School of Slam
#5 Maya Northwind vs. Kelsey Laughter
#6 Danny V5 vs. Cock Lightning
#7 Seven Deadly Pins feat. Mina Park ©

Week 105: Let’s Explode Again - (Twitch VOD)

Week 106: Die

#1 Jabroni Royale Deathmatch
Hayley got sat on so hard she got nocked out so here we are.
Agnes Paragon (“c”) vs. Hayley Simmons

#2 Singles Match
Guess we’ll finally hear Josef’s new theme.
Anna May vs. Josef Dub

#3 Singles Match
rip dicky p
Richardson Peterson vs. Mr. Shakedown

#4 Three-Way
Player, game and the blood.
Steve Dirt vs. Guzma vs. Arcade Legend ASS

#5 Singles Match
Pretty sure Tara’s no cop. So if she loses it’s actually because Pig Destroyers finisher is a Reverse Hanging Piledriver that sometimes escalates to the Gory Special Piledriver, sometimes known as the Copkilla, and heads are the weak points of most humans.
Tara Milleneon vs. Pig Destroyer

#6 Singles Match
Aint no Dracula.
Fomore vs. Koji Kojinaka

#7 Underworld Darkweight Title
This is Danny’s second chance to win the Darkweight Title and he’s only up against the person who’s currently the top ranked wrestler in OHPW due to winning the Tournament. Let’s see how far Angus can elevate this title… or Danny V5
Danny V5 vs. Angus McMutton ©

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Here’s today’s matches:
#1 Agnes Paragon (“c”) vs. Hayley Simmons for the Jabroni Royale
#2 Anna May vs. Josef Dub
#3 Dicky P vs. Mr. Shakedown
#4 Steve Dirt vs. Guzma vs. Arcade Legend ASS
#5 Tara Milleneon vs. Pig Detroyer
#6 Fomore vs. Koji Kojinaka
#7 Danny V5 vs. Angus McMutton © for the Darkweight Title

Week 106: Die - (Twitch VOD)