OHPW - Business May Die [Fire Pro Wrestling World]

IGgy · January 17, 2021, 11:45am

Match Card and Results:

Week 99: One
Almost 100!
I just want to make clear that I have nothing special planned for episode 100 as far as PPVs go. It hasn’t been very long since our last special PPV. It’s just a cool Milestone. Maybe for Episode 666 we’ll do something special again. I dunno.

#1 Jabroni Royale Deathmatch
Woah, Koji doesn’t deserve to be here! Well okay, he got squashed by a former Jabroni, but…
Family Man (“c”) vs. Koji Kojinaka

Family Man fought valiantly until the end. Then the explosion went boom! Family Man was down, Koji could get back up for the win.

#2 Hellfire 2021 Qualifier
FIRE AND BLOOD!
Blaze Rider vs. Kelsey Slaughter

Kelsey really made Blaze work for this one. There was some actual back and forth here where each of them controlled the match for a while. Blaze was eventually able to hit the Rider Kick and Kelsey was down for the count.

#3 Hellfire 2021 Qualifier
Two Japanese Deathmatch legends. The original death dealers. Hugging it out.
Pig Destroyer vs. Steve Dirt

Fast and hard! This is how Pig Destroyer and Steve Dirt do things. They kicked out of each other’s finishers because the business is already dead but eventually Steve hit a second Bloody Cross and took the win via pinfall!

#4 Legion Tag No. 1 Contender Match
In the post apocalypse you’ll take every food you can. Even if it puts you in an armbar!
Fallout Boys vs. Pineapple Pizza

They went back and they went forth but it all ended with a flash submission by Cheese Pietzza on Doc Mutant. Sometimes it’s better to not have your arm destroyed and live to punch another day.

Scene: NYG comes out and announces that he’s decided he’ll face Freddie next week. Sexton comes out and announces that he’s instead decided that Sexton and NYG will have a match.

#5 Singles Match
FIRE AND COFFEE!
Mina Park vs. DivineCoffeeBinge

Woah! Full throttle from the start. No time wasted. Just wreck shit! Paced like a ten minute match they went over twenty minutes! It all ends when DCB hit a reincarnation on Mina onto a Toaster. No coming back from that!

#6 Hellweight No. 1 Contender Match
I feel like we’ve seen this match before. But it’s been very long.
Mr. Shakedown vs. Pantha

Another match paced like a ten minute slamfest that went… just over seven minutes. All right. We’ve got a bit of an upset too. Shakedown won. But can you blame Pantha after being Powerbombed out of the ring and then again from the top rope?

#7 Legion Tag Championships
Two cavemen go into a bar…
Caveman Connection vs. Real Beer Float (c)

This ended up probably being the most normal match we’ve had. They had the classic tag team tug of war for a bit until Austin locked the Reverse Viper Hold on Ungaah and secured the win for Real Beer Float. This was their fourth successful defense.