OHPW - Business May Die [Fire Pro Wrestling World]

IGgy · January 10, 2021, 12:32pm

Week 98 - Two - (Twitch VOD)

We got two gifs again! Not that this is gonna be a regular thing I just found two things I found funny enough two weeks in a row.

Match Card and Results:

Week 98: Two
Same time as usual. And Hellfire starts early.

Next month we’ll have us a tournament again. The majority of people in it have already qualified but some are on the edge, these will be in Qualifying matches over the next few shows.

#1 Jabroni Royale Deathmatch
It’s finally happening. Family Man has to try real hard to not explode.
Zoltan vs. Family Man

Family Man tried his best but fell just a few seconds short. Ironically he was rolled up by Zoltan right as the buzzer sounded and could not kick out.

#2 Hellfire 2021 Qualifier
Whoever wins this gets to be in the Hellfire Tournament next month.
Kayu Zakisaka vs. Koji Kojinaka

They go move for move but… what? Kayu keeps doing her Magical Girl Splash? Holy shit, Koji doesn’t kick out! This match lasted under ten minutes! Whether this is a slip-up for Koji or a sign of things to come for Kayu remains to be seen.

Scene: Palpy confronts Josef about the theme theft that’s been going on. He wants to fight Josef for the theme. Josef agrees under the condition that if Palpy loses Josef gets his spot in the tournament.

#3 Hellfire 2021 Qualifier
It occurs to me that I just matched up two undead here.
Bone Idol vs. Undeddie Guerrero

Competitive and with a lot of them big moves. Bone Idol secures the win with the Bone Zone after over 20 minutes of back and forth.

#4 First Fall Four Way
This could go many ways. Pretty much all of them lead downhill.
Quackenduckboy Jr. vs. Harley Havik vs. Flash Hammer vs. Arcade Legend ASS

Weird, this match split up in two separate 1 on 1s. They didn’t really interact or try to interrupt each other’s submissions or break up pins. We had Harley and ASS do battle and Flash and the Duckbaby. ASS wins after taking a dive out the ring on the wrong side of the ring so she faceplants and then Harley comes over to knee her. ASS manages to lock in a reverse Figure 4 for the win.

#5 Singles Match
They both wear red. That’s all I got.
Hayley Simmons vs. Freddie Hope

Welcome to this week’s slamfest. They do the moves and stuff but the veteran Freddie is able to earn the win after a double underhook DDT.

#6 Singles Match
Which is stronger? The metal arms or the big muscle? Let’s find out.
Spitbal vs. Muscle Wizard

This match got kinda tense after a while. Spitbal was in control early on nearly getting the win before Muscle Wizard even managed to make Spitbal stay down for a 1-count. However, Muscle Wizard finishes after locking in the Mandible Claw

#7 Darkweight Championship
Headbutt him in the head!
Angus McMutton vs. Dashosphere (c)

Short and sweet. Both brought out all their big guns, Dash’s mistake was doing that on the outside. Angus meanwhile is able to win after deadlifting Dash and moving into a suplex with a bridge for the 1-2-3.