Week 96: YEAR OF THE BEAST 2020
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Last show of the year. Let’s go!
#1 Jabroni Royale Deathmatch
Yeah, Piggy D is here because he’s on a “losing streak”
Zoltan (“c”) vs. Pig Destroyer
Hahaha, they exploded, hahaha. And this time they didn’t get up.
#2 Seven Deadly Pins
Pine Appel vs. Cheese Pietzza vs. Palpatine vs. MIdas Minoson vs. Florida Man vs. Suman vs. Anna May vs. Blaze Rider (c)
In classic 7DP tradition, the Champ is out first. What it came down to was Pine Appel, Cheese Pietzza and Anna May. Unlucky for Anna May she was up against two people who are part of a team. So it didn’t take long for her to be eliminated. And finally Pietzza Eliminated Pine Appel for the win!
#3 Singles Match
Jan proved she could go hard against Zoltan last week… let’s see if she can also die hard.
Malfest Goat-Monster vs. Jan Itor
Jan managed to do much better than I expected her to. Even took an MGM outta nowhere. But then the Superkick following.
#4 Singles Match
Two titans meet… just one of them is tiny.
Suzan Blades vs. Isabel Ibarra
Yeah okay, let’s just do the thing where someone beats Suzan again, great. Why does she keep having to give people such rubs
#5 First Fall Three-Way
Always bet on Black. Or either of the others.
Pantha vs. Quackenduckboy Jr. vs. Black
Wow, why’s everyone putting over newcomers today! Duckboy survived a Blackout that critted him, then Pantha got critted by a Double Blackout and didn’t come back and finally Duckboy won using Panthas finisher on Black.
#6 Singles Match
Freddie starting to fight his former Young Devils, finally.
Tara Milleneon vs. Freddie Hope
Freddie controlled most of this match with Tara get a few heavy hits in but nothing too devastating. After taking the Last Hope once on the outside and then again on the inside Freddie took the win.
Scene: Hank returns but is now kinda gloomy and shit and talks cryptic shit. He also comes out with a couple of puppets resembling the Young Devils minus him and Freddie.
#7 Legion Tag Team Championships
These wizard racists need a drink. They don’t come free, though.
Wizards Not Allowed vs. Real Beer Float (c)
And here we got the Real Beer Float earning their third successful title defense.
#8 Darkweight Championship
Isabel’s only mistake last week was to make Sexton bleed. Let’s see if Dash can not do that.
Sexton Blud vs. Dash Rendar (c)
Unfortunately for all of us Dash wins this match against Sexton.
#9 Infernal Hellweight Championship
How many Sunken Chests?
Boob Marley vs. Hellranger Flamander (c)
They go move for move! OH SUNKEN CHEST!, naaah, SUNKEN CHEST! naaaah… SUNKEN CHEST naaaaaaah. The match continues and SUNKEN CHEST - Rope Break, SUNKEN CHEST - Rope Break, SUNKEN CHEST - Rope Break, Flamander now gets pissed and decides to pin after a Rana for the win.
