OHPW - Business May Die [Fire Pro Wrestling World]

IGgy · December 6, 2020, 2:04pm

Match Card and Results:

Week 95: Five to go.
It’s the go-home show for our end of year ppv, Year of the Beast 2020. And next year we’ll actually get to Episode 100. Fucked up if true.

#1 Jabroni Royale Deathmatch
The Space Wizards Explode
Zoltan (“c”) vs. Jan Itor

Yeah, whatever, this Jabroni Royale match between two tag partners is MOTN. They went past the explosion for another 5+ minutes. Jan eventually won by submission

#2 Singles Match
Kneeing a Motherfukken BEAR or get eaten, I guess.
Great Maharaja vs. Harley Havik

When bears fight knees the knees win. At least this time.

#3 Tag Team Match
From Space Wizards to Wizards Not Allowed
Wizards Not Allowed vs. Caveman Connection

Looks like the Cavemen are good against magic. But not good against wizard racism. Tho oldest trick in the book, a loaded fist, did it.

#4 Singles Match
OOOH YES! Is my reaction to this match in general, not just to Bone Idol.
Bone Idol vs. Lea Lionheart

This match was shockingly fast but it didn’t feel very one sided. Lea takes the win after a Make-A-Wish

#5 Singles Match
Is Manic a cop? No, he’s not! But that doesn’t mean he won’t be destroyed.
Fun Fact: We haven’t seen Jane since Pig Destroyer squashed her.
Manic Misanthrope vs. Pig Destroyer

This was quite the back and forth and a clash of styles too. Manic wins this time.

#6 Hellweight No. 1 Contender Match
Killing it in the Gorefest and Killing the Goat is probably a good reason to be in this spot.
Maya Northwind vs. Boob Marley

Boob takes control early on but Maya mounts a dramatic comeback, however, the fifth Sunken Chest just is too much and Maya has to tap out.

#7 Legion Tag Titles
Careful married whiskey and ice cream, this is some dangerous spider stuff.
Danger Spider vs. Real Beer Float (c)

Well fought from both teams. A bit of a back and forth at the start. Harmony takes a lot of punishment and tags Grace back in. Now Grace decides she’s just never gonna tag out again and stays in the fight for very long. Eventually she does tag back out, believing Harmony had a chance to recover it seems like this is back in Danger Spider’s hands, however, it turns out, it wasn’t Austin gets Real Beer Float the win with the same move he’s been using to win them the titles.