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IGgy · November 29, 2020, 1:56pm

Week 94: Stay At Home And Watch Wrestling - (Twitch VOD)

Match Card and Results:

Week 94: Stay At Home And Watch Wrestling

#1 Jabroni Royale Deathmatch
I’ll be honest, I’m only putting Zoltan here because his last singles match was 68 Episodes ago. But I guess his in-universe motivation can be that requested this because he’s intrigued by this stable explosion.
Explosion Chan (“c”) vs. Zoltan

It was only a matter of time until fan favorite Explosion-Chan got an official win under her belt. And that day was today. Congratulations on being the new Jabroni Royale, Zoltan!

#2 Singles Match
Legend has it that if you get out of a big Jabroni “reign” you gotta fight Samio.
Arcade Legend ASS vs. Super Samio

Unchained, ASS is finally able to do her Divekick again and lo and behold, she actually wins with it!

#3 Singles Match
Okay, but can you pin a literal baby!
Flash Hammer vs. Quackenduckboy Jr.

Shockingly, after pretty competitive match the Duckbaby just ties Flash up with some fancy pin and wins. Flash if off to a rough start in OHPW but I think all he has to do is pin after his finisher… or do his finisher which he didn’t do in this match at all.

#4 Tag Team Match
Okay, THIS is their actual comeback now!
Danger Spider vs. Criminal Sanity (Undeddie & Mr. Shakedown)

This was a pretty good tag match. Both teams did some hard hitting until Grace and Harmony didn’t let Shakedown tag out anymore and eventually grace hit him with a second Saving Grace close to her own corner for the three count.

#5 Singles Match
He uses his ass for the good of mankind… but how does this help Sexton against Isabel?
Sexton Blud vs. Isabel Ibarra

This match is probably the perfect introduction for Sexton. He and Isabel had a competitive match until Sexton starts bleeding and his moves get fiercer. Although attempts were made Isabel can’t make this an even bout again and eventually loses via pinfall after being dropped on her head followed by too roll-over fireman carry slams.

#6 Singles Match
Two monsters in their own way. This will be the token Hoss Match
Malfest Goat-Monster vs. Boob Marley

Goat seems to be too busy trying to make his MGMs outta nowhere unpredictable to actually do one. Meanwhile, Boob did about 8 Sunken Chests. And eventually it was enough to grant him the win via submission.

#7 Seven Deadly Pins
Oh boy, one of the Grunts is 7DP champ again. Let’s rectify that.
Hobo One Kevodki vs. Kayu Zakisaka vs. Fromore vs. Blaze Rider vs. DivineCoffeeBinge vs. Family Man vs. Skullistair vs. Team Skull Grunt Pink

This was a match. I mean, no shit. But wow. We had so many criticals! Hell, Fomore took two before they stayed down. Notablay, somewhere down the line Skullistair did Feel a strong 9 to a light 10 on this one cause it’s bone hurting juice to crit someone and later they did feel a strong 9 to a light 10 on this one cos it’s bone hurting juice again but their pinfall attempt was reversed in a quick roll up and… that’s how Skullise got eliminated. The shenanigans don’t stop here though. We’re down to our final two, Family Man and Blaze Rider. This shit’s hot! Crowd’s on fire and then Blaze does a pinning move on one of the people eliminated by crits and… wow we’re softlocked. TIME TO RESTART THE MATCH! Blaze and Family Man go at it again, they are both exhausted. And then, finally! Blaze Rider Kick! Blaze is our new deadliest pinner!