Week 91: Judgement Dusk II
#1 Jabroni Royale Deathmatch (Bloodtober Gorefest Qualifier)
Oh, so this is what Kelsey has in mind. I think???
Arcade Legend ASS (“c”) vs. Kelsey Slaughter
Well, looks like Kelsey rigged the esplosion to occur after just a minute. So the match went a more or less normal course… however this also meant that Kelsey won.
#2 Three-Way
Flash will win if he pins. If not someone else will win.
Flash Hammer vs. Plumeria vs. Hayley Simmons
Well, we thought this would go on forever after we got one counts in masses pretty late into the match. But Hayley ended up winning by submitting Plumeria (after rolling her out of the way of Flash’s Senton)
Scene: Dash and Vacation Skeleton go to IGgy and pretend they can’t make their own match they lobbied for hard… IGgy was this close to cancelling it but then didn’t. Close one.
#3 Singles Match
These two had singles matches before. But also they haven’t had one the longest out of everyone.
Chief Engineer vs. Team Skull Grunt Blue
Chief controls the match early on, but the later into the match we get the more Blue low blows and eventually transitions to Kokeshis and Diving Headbutts, which is the move that he wins with.
#4 Singles Match
I was gonna make a joke of Beef vs. Anime but they are both pretty Anime.
Muscle Wizard vs. Anna May
Muscle Wizard dressed himself up as an anime character to lull Anna May into a false sense of security. It didn’t work.
#5 Legion Tag No. 1 Contender Match
Angus and Mina back in action baybee, double Oosheeegaroooooshaaay in da house!
The Union (Angus & Mina) vs. Criminal Sanity (EGO & Undeddie)
Well… this match was decided somehow when Undeddie kept being thrown to the outside or even going to the outside himself near The Union’s corner. He was beaten up bad and as soon as they got back into the ring, bam, Tru Bru, 1-2-3
#6 Darkweight No. 1 Contender Match
Yo check it out we didn’t know who else to put here because everyone is busy. Really. That’s the reason.
Midas Minoson vs. Malfest Goat-Monster
I’ll be honest, (I expected Midas to either get squashed or for the match to last like an hour and Midas somehow wins. Instead it was a normal length match that Goat-Monster won.
Scene: IGgy goes over the parts of the card for the PPV that have already been decided and announces Freddie Hope vs. Flamander yet again.
#7 Underworld Darkweight Title
Been a while since Manic has been in this spot. Time to perish to Ricc 2 Thicc.
Manic Misanthrope vs. Ricc 2 Thicc
All things considered, Manic did really well. Ricc still won after just under 11 minutes, though.
