Week 90: Judgement Day II
#1 Jabroni Royale Deathmatch
Nearly forgot to reward DCB for losing via DQ-Count with a match where that can’t happen.
Arcade Legend ASS (“c”) vs. DivineCoffeeBinge
Well, Explosion-chan did not win. But DCB did! ASS is cursed at this point.
#2 Singles Match
Why’s that goat asshole here again all of a sudden?
Haz Matt vs Malfest Goat-Monster
Matt notably did not bring any of the F.O.B. while Goat brought Palpy. Not that Palpy did anything except pissing Goat off. MGMon still won.
Scene: SATAN unlocks new power in VACANT and VACANT is angry because that makes it harder for him to lose the Pokeymanz
#3 Singles Match
Uh oh… go easy on him he’s just a large baby.
VACANT vs. Quackenduckboy Jr.
The Duckbaby got in a good junk of offense early on until VACANT decided to win.
Scene: Suzan is interviewed backstage on her plans for the PPV, of which she doesn’t have any. They talk for a bit eventually Suzan reveals that due to her being some kinda immortal (?) knight (?) or something (?) she can (?) unleash a form (?) powered by 1000 dead Hitlers (!) but y’know, who is she gonna do it against?
#4 Bloodtober Gorefest II Qualifier (Tornado First Fall Tag)
Champs and Hell’s Gate Alumni team up and whoever gets the fall goes to the Gorefest.
Steve Dirt, Grace, Angus, Sexton vs. Family Man, Harmony, Tara, Pantha
What a shitshow. Harmony used it for cardio. Steve Dirt and Family Man somehow chose each other as opponents in this and Steve pinned Family Man for the spot in the Gorefest.
#5 Singles Match
Hey, Manic, what does your wiki say about Pillmanizing. Wanna know what it feels like?
Plumeria vs. Manic Misanthrope
I expected this to be a big clash of styles kinda match but it turned out they played by Manic’s rules for almost the entire match and even won in short order. At this point the theme of all singles matches being under 12 minutes was cemented.
Scene: When we expect Suzan to enter, Sadim comes out and says that he too has power he did not show yet due to being an immortal (?) blue (?) Djinn (?) or something (?) and that the shackles (?) he wears around his wrists (?) are what keeps him in check. He challenges Suzan who then comes out and somehow doubts him first because she’s apparently not that smart and hasn’t caught on to the fact that Sadim is maybe the only legit immortal dude around here. But yeah, they’ll fight at Judgement Night II: 666 Midnight Calling
#6 Singles Match
“I’m sorry Skullistair. Time to die” is said and then they lwent to a time limit draw.
Suzan Blades vs. Skullistair
Guess what, it was under 12 Minutes. Last week every match was over 20 now they are all under 12. I mean, okay. Suzan wins with Knightfall because Skullistair didn’t do a single Canadian Destroyer. That’s the only reason it ended like this.
Scene: IGgy comes out and is somewhat upset everyone else annoucnes matches and stuff when that’s his job. He confirms both the Gorefest and Sadim vs. Suzan for the PPV and then also announces a match featuring everyone who debuted in 2020
#7 Seven Deadly Pins
Honestly it’s just a bunch of weirdos in one ring at the same time.
Super Samio vs. A Mimic vs. Isabel Ibarra vs. Palpatine vs. Nawt a Robutt vs. Josef Dub vs. Mr. Shakedown vs. Lea Lionheart (c)
If this had lasted less than 12 minutes I’m not sure what I would have done. Well, the first elimination came before 12 Minutes, but okay. The final two were stablemates Mr. Shakedown and Mimic, both held the 7DP before. It took them a hot second but Mr. Shakedown submitted Mimic with the Wallet Squeeze.
