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Week 87: Dreams Come True

Next week will be the 88th Episode and it’s a PPV. You know what that means!
That’s damn right. We’ll have a PPV called FUCK NAZIS or at least F*** NAZIS so Twitch can rest easy that I didn’t use the word “fuck” in my stream title. Maybe FCK/NZS too. Depends on my mood. Anyway, there will be some type of shitting on Nazis cause if you have an 88th episode you gotta do that.

#1 Jabroni Royale Deathmatch
SHE’S BEAT THE BEAR BEFORE! SHE CAN DO IT AGAIN!
Arcade Legend ASS (“c”) vs. Great Maharaja

#2 Singles Match
Let’s give away this match of Fire vs. Fire for free on TV in the undercard.
Blaze Rider vs. Mina Park

#3 Singles Match
Pretty sure skeletons can’t be cops so this is a friendly exhibition.
Skullistair vs. Pig Destroyer

#4 Four-Way
I’ve woefully underbooked DCB lately. Time to fix this. Oh there’s other people too.
DvineCoffeeBinge vs. Tara Milleneon vs. Bone Idol vs. Steve Dirt

#5 Singles Match
Remember when Dash first ascended to Dashhood and murdered everyone? Maybe he’s got a chance against VACANT.
VACANT vs. Dashosphere

#6 Hellweight No. 1 Contender Match
Robutt beat Suzan, Freddie is Freddie and beat Boob. Let’s see who shall challenge Angus.
Nawt A Robutt vs. Freddie Hope

#7 Legion Tag Title
SHA-MO earned this by winning two weeks ago… don’t worry, The Fun Gang will get their shot.
SHA-MO vs. Cheese Pietzza

Going live now and starting in 15 minutes https://www.twitch.tv/iggy_igsen

Here’s the match card again:
#1 Arcade Legend ASS (“c”) vs. Great Maharaja for the Jabroni Royale
#2 Blaze Rider vs. Mina Park
#3 Skullistair vs. Pig Destroyer
#4 DCB vs. Tara vs. Bone Idol vs. Steve Dirt
#5 VACANT vs. Dash
#6 Nawt A Robutt vs. Freddie Hope
#7 SHA-MO vs. Cheese Pietzza © for the Legion Tag Titles

Week 87: Dreams Come True - (Twitch VOD)

Week 88: FUCK NAZIS


The official Episode 88 Title is FUCK NAZIS because fuck em. But due to some services disallowing EVIL WORDS like FUCK I had to self censor… by using an already existing variation of the RUN DMC logo that is popular in Germany. Anyway, PPV time!

#1 Jabroni Royale Deathmatch
Yeah, sure, just have her go against Shakedown. Damn IGgy!
Arcade Legend ASS vs. Mr. Shakedown

#2 Seven Deadly Pins
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA—
Vacation Skeleton vs. Dash Rendar vs. Spitbal vs. Bone Idol vs. Lea Lionheart vs. Maya Northwind vs. Kayu Zakisaka vs. Team Skull Grunt Blue

#3 Singles Match
The two recent Young Devil Graduates clash with their teacher as a referee.
Sexton Blud vs. Tara Milleneon with Freddie Hope as a Special Referee

#4 Singles Match
KNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Isabel Ibarra vs. Harley Havik

#5 Singles Match
They both delivered consistently good matches. I’m jinxing it by saying it here.
Koji Kojinaka vs. Danny V5

#6 Super VACANT Open Challenge II
Maybe we’ll have a Turbo version one day. Get on it Capcom!
TBA vs. TBA vs. TBA vs. TBA vs. VACANT

#7 Underworld Darkweight Championship
An actual skeleton challenges a grandmaster of Thicc Won Do?
Skullistair vs. Ricc 2 Thicc

#8 Legion Tag Championship
Hey, if The Fun Gang win this Fomore will have held every pre-Pokeymanz title!
The Fun Gang (Fomore + DCB) vs. SHA-MO

#9 Infernal Hellweight Championship
They faced each other before… in a tag match. Tommy Wiseau was Angus’ tag partner.
Freddie Hope vs. Angus McMutton

Going live now and starting in 15 minutes https://www.twitch.tv/iggy_igsen

Here’s the match card again:
#1 Arcade Legend ASS (“c”) vs. Mr. Shakedown for the Jabroni Royale
#2 Seven Deadly Pins feat. Team Skull Grunt Blue ©
#3 Sexton Blud vs. Tara Milleneon
#4 Isabel Ibarra vs. Harley Havik
#5 Koji Kojinaka vs. Danny V5
#6 Super VACANT Open Challenge II
#7 Skullistair vs. Ricc 2 Thicc © for the Darkweight Title
#8 The Fun Gang vs. SHA-MO © for the Legion Tag Titles
#9 Freddie Hope vs. Angus McMutton © for the Hellweight Title

Week 88: FUCK NAZIS - (Twitch VOD)

Week 89: Judgement Dawn II
OHPW on Saturday again, as usual.

Next PPV will be on the 14th of November. It will be the 665th Day of OHPW.
And the show will run past midnight. You know what that means.

#1 Jabroni Royale Deathmatch
Ah, yes. Adding knees will surely help.
Arcade Legend ASS (“c”) vs. Harley Havik

#2 Singles Match
Could this be? The first ever win of hot babyface Suman? Oh wait.
Flash Hammer vs. Suman

#3 Singles Match
Florida Man challenges fire to a fight, yells at it to “bring the heat”
Florida Man vs. Blaze Rider

#4 Four Way First Fall
Well, that’s a random match-up. Sure there’s no meaning to it at all.
Pig Destroyer vs. Isabel Ibarra vs. Undeddie Guerrero vs. Rick Wreckage

#5 Singles Match
What cruel person would book this? HE HAS A FAMILY!
Supreme Sadim vs. Family Man

#6 Singles Match
It appears that Danny V5 is flying too close to the sun.
Hellranger Flamander vs. Danny V5

#7 Legion Tag Championships
Interesting. I believe RBF’s debut was against SHA-MO.
Real Beer Float vs. SHA-MO ©

Going live now and starting in 15 minutes https://www.twitch.tv/iggy_igsen

Here’s the match card again:
#1 Arcade Legend ASS (“c”) vs. Harley Havik for the Jabroni Royale
#2 Flash Hammer vs. Suman
#3 Florida Man vs. Blaze Rider
#4 Pig Destroyer vs. Isabel Ibarra vs. Undeddie Guerrero vs. Rick Wreckage
#5 Supreme Sadim vs. Family Man
#6 Hellranger Flamander vs. Danny V5
#7 Real Beer Float vs. SHA-MO © for the Legion Tag titles.

Week 89: Judgement Dawn II - (Twitch VOD)

Week 90: Judgement Day II

#1 Jabroni Royale Deathmatch
Nearly forgot to reward DCB for losing via DQ-Count with a match where that can’t happen.
Arcade Legend ASS (“c”) vs. DivineCoffeeBinge

#2 Singles Match
Why’s that goat asshole here again all of a sudden?
Haz Matt vs Malfest Goat-Monster

#3 Singles Match
Uh oh… go easy on him he’s just a large baby.
VACANT vs. Quackenduckboy Jr.

#4 Bloodtober Gorefest II Qualifier (Tornado First Fall Tag)
Champs and Hell’s Gate Alumni team up and whoever gets the fall goes to the Gorefest.
Steve Dirt, Grace, Angus, Sexton vs. Family Man, Harmony, Tara, Pantha

#5 Singles Match
Hey, Manic, what does your wiki say about Pillmanizing. Wanna know what it feels like?
Plumeria vs. Manic Misanthrope

#6 Singles Match
“I’m sorry Skullistair. Time to die” is said and then they lwent to a time limit draw.
Suzan Blades vs. Skullistair

#7 Seven Deadly Pins
Honestly it’s just a bunch of weirdos in one ring at the same time.
Super Samio vs. A Mimic vs. Isabel Ibarra vs. Palpatine vs. Nawt a Robutt vs. Josef Dub vs. Mr. Shakedown vs. Lea Lionheart ©

Going live now and starting in 15 minutes https://www.twitch.tv/iggy_igsen

Here’s the match card again:
#1 Arcade Legend ASS (“c”) vs. DivineCoffeeBinge for the Jabroni Royale
#2 Haz Matt vs. Malfest Goat-Monster
#3 VACANT vs. Quackenduckboy Jr.
#4 Steve, Grace, Angus, Sexton vs. Family, Harmony, Tara, Pantha
#5 Plumeria vs. Manic Misanthrope
#6 Suzan Blades vs. Skullistair
#7 Seven Deadly Pins feat. Lea Lionheart ©

Week 90: Judgement Day II - (Twitch VOD)

Week 91: Judgement Dusk II

#1 Jabroni Royale Deathmatch (Bloodtober Gorefest Qualifier)
Oh, so this is what Kelsey has in mind. I think???
Arcade Legend ASS (“c”) vs. Kelsey Slaughter

#2 Three-Way
Flash will win if he pins. If not someone else will win.
Flash Hammer vs. Plumeria vs. Hayley Simmons

#3 Singles Match
These two had singles matches before. But also they haven’t had one the longest out of everyone.
Chief Engineer vs. Team Skull Grunt Blue

#4 Singles Match
I was gonna make a joke of Beef vs. Anime but they are both pretty Anime.
Muscle Wizard vs. Anna May

#5 Legion Tag No. 1 Contender Match
Angus and Mina back in action baybee, double Oosheeegaroooooshaaay in da house!
The Union (Angus & Mina) vs. Criminal Sanity (EGO & Undeddie)

#6 Darkweight No. 1 Contender Match
Yo check it out we didn’t know who else to put here because everyone is busy. Really. That’s the reason.
Midas Minoson vs. Malfest Goat-Monster

#7 Underworld Darkweight Title
Been a while since Manic has been in this spot. Time to perish to Ricc 2 Thicc.
Manic Misanthrope vs. Ricc 2 Thicc

Going live now and starting in 15 minutes https://www.twitch.tv/iggy_igsen

Here’s the match card again:
#1 Arcade Legend ASS (“c”) vs. Kelsey Slaughter for the Jabroni Royale
#2 Flash Hammer vs. Plumeria vs. Hayley Simmons
#3 Chief Engineer vs. Team Skull Grunt Blue
#4 Muscle Wizard vs. Anna May
#5 The Union vs. Criminal Sanity
#6 Midas Minoson vs. Malfest Goat-Monster
#7 Manic Misanthrope vs. Ricc 2 Thicc for the Darkweight Title

Week 61: Judgement Dusk II - (Twitch VOD)

Week 92: JUDGEMENT NIGHT II: 666 Midnight Calling
Next Saturday two hours before midnight! (in my timezone at least)


Click this text or the image for a hype video.

#1 Jabroni Royale
Yes, really.
Arcade Legend ASS (“c”) vs. Explosion-Chan

#2 Seven Deadly Pins
Make no mistake even though these are two teams going against each other it’s still everyone for themselves.
Guzma vs. Plumeria vs. Grunt Blue vs. Grunt Pink vs. EGO vs. Undeddie Guerrero vs. A Mimic vs. Mr. Shakedown ©

#3 Legion Tag Championships
Angus and Mina try to recapture the titles they haven’t held in a very very long tme.
The Union vs. Real Beer Float ©

#4 Yeah, for real, this time!
Dash Rendar vs. Vacation Skeleton

#5 Darkweight Championship
This is beef.
Malfest Goat-Monster vs. Ricc 2 Thicc ©

#6 Class of 2020 Rumble
Everyone who made their OHPW Debut in 2019 (except those elsewhere on the card) and some others too.

#7 Singles Match
Sadim will remain his bracers and Suzan will uh… anyway they are powered up or something.
Suzan Blades vs. Supreme Sadim

#8 Bloodtober Gorefest II: Bleed Harder
Blood and Guts
Maya Northwind vs. Rick Wreckage vs. Steve Dirt vs. Kelsey Slaughter

#9 Infernal Hellweight Championship
Neither of these two want this match. But I’m making them have it.
Hellranger Flamander vs. Freddie Hope ©

Going live now and starting in 15 minutes https://www.twitch.tv/iggy_igsen

Here’s the match card again:
#1 Arcade Legend ASS (“c”) vs. Explosion-Chan for the Jabroni Royale
#2 Seven Deadly ins feat. Mr. Shakedown ©
#3 The Union vs. Real Beer Float © for the Legion Tag Titles
#4 Dash Rendar vs. Vacation Skeleton
#5 Malfest Goat-Monster vs. Ricc 2 Thicc © for the Darkweight Title)
#6 The 2020 Rumble
#7 Suzan Blades vs. Supreme Sadim
#8 Maya Northwind vs. Rick Wreckage vs. Steve Dirt vs. Kelsey Slaughter
#9 Hellranger Flamander vs. Freddie Hope ©

Week 92: JUDGEMENT NIGHT II: 666 Midnight Calling - (Twitch VOD)

Week 93: Morning After
Saturday, same time as usual.

Well, last week was a fun one. You can’t imagine how happy I am that it didn’t suck after I hyped it up as much as I did.
Well, here’s a regular one again. Match Card and all!

#1 Jabroni Royale Deathmatch
Let’s see how the one with the longest losing streak (7) fares against an Explosion.
Explosion Chan (“c”) vs. A Mimic

#2 Singles Match
Either Thunder will last real long and it’ll be MOTN or he’ll be squashed.
Cock Thunder vs. Black

#3 Tag Team Match
Oh, what’s this? A new team?
Space Wizards vs. Caveman Connection

#4 Singles Match
They faced each other just before Tara’s departure, let’s see how different it is.
Tara Milleneon vs. Grace Thoruson

#5 Landmine Deathmatch Elimination
I think maybe Rick Wreckage is slightly mad about the Gorefest.
Fallout Boys vs. Maya Northwind, Kelsey Slaughter & Steve Dirt

#6 Singles Match
Haven’t seen Pantha singles competition in a while, well, here she is.
Nawt A Robutt vs. Pantha

#7 Underworld Darkweight Championship
This automatically somehow turns MGMon face.
Dashosphere vs. Malfest Goat-Monster ©

Going live now and starting in 15 minutes https://www.twitch.tv/iggy_igsen

Here’s the match card again:
#1 Explosion-Chan (“c”) vs. A Mimic
#2 Cock Thunder vs. Black
#3 Space Wizards vs. Caveman Connection
#4 Tara Milleneon vs. Grace Thoruson
#5 Fallout Boys vs. Maya, Kelsey and Steve
#6 Nawt A Robutt vs. Pantha
#7 Dashosphere vs. Malfest Goat-Monster