Week 88: FUCK NAZIS
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The official Episode 88 Title is FUCK NAZIS because fuck em. But due to some services disallowing EVIL WORDS like FUCK I had to self censor… by using an already existing variation of the RUN DMC logo that is popular in Germany. Anyway, PPV time!
#1 Jabroni Royale Deathmatch
Yeah, sure, just have her go against Shakedown. Damn IGgy!
Arcade Legend ASS vs. Mr. Shakedown
Just gonna say it: Explosion-chan wins.
#2 Seven Deadly Pins
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA—
Vacation Skeleton vs. Dash Rendar vs. Spitbal vs. Bone Idol vs. Lea Lionheart vs. Maya Northwind vs. Kayu Zakisaka vs. Team Skull Grunt Blue
That one was interesting and like it often does it really heated up near the end. And the finishing sequence was Kayu eliminating Vacation Skeleton with her Finishing Cross Body off the top rope and while she was still down recovering Lea dropped the Make-A-Wish on her, Smokin’ Sexy Style, for the win.
Scene: Freddie, Tara and Sexton talk about their upcoming matches
#3 Singles Match
The two recent Young Devil Graduates clash with their teacher as a referee.
Sexton Blud vs. Tara Milleneon with Freddie Hope as a Special Referee
Lots of heavy hard hits, lots of spinning. And eventually Sexton hits a Reverse Michinoku Driver for the 1-2-3
#4 Singles Match
KNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Isabel Ibarra vs. Harley Havik
Another fast and hard one. We finish with Isabel hitting a Pop-up Powerbomb on Harley and following it with a Reverse Firebird Splash, earning her the win.
#5 Singles Match
They both delivered consistently good matches. I’m jinxing it by saying it here.
Koji Kojinaka vs. Danny V5
They went toe to toe early, playing more or less by Koji’s rules. But soon Danny seized opportunity and hit the V5 early on. It was not enough for the win but Koji was both hit really hard and out of his element now. The Ace of Two Hells managed to go against Danny for a good while longer before he hit the V5 a second time and won.
#6 Super VACANT Open Challenge II
Maybe we’ll have a Turbo version one day. Get on it Capcom!
Star Pilot Flamander vs. Derrick Brizen vs. Majin Bob Sapp vs. F.O.E. vs. VACANT
Surprise this now takes place in a weird barbed wire hell with weapons. And shit. We got a star studded Roster with Retro Flamander, Derrick Brizen and Majin Bob Sapp going against VACANT. F.O.E. was eliminated first at 7 minutes, Flamander second at 10 minutes. Bob Sapp at almost 14 minutes. And after nearly 26 minutes Derrick Brizen finally stayed down after being cut open right at the start of the match. VACANT retains.
Scene: IGgy tries to hype up Ricc while Skullistair sits in the corner patiently and seductively.
#7 Underworld Darkweight Championship
An actual skeleton challenges a grandmaster of Thicc Won Do?
Skullistair vs. Ricc 2 Thicc
Shit, fuck, they went forever. The first 25 or so minutes of the match have Ricc dominate but Skullistair somehow never backing down. Then after a long time Skullistair finally gets some real offense in, things are looking up. They even hit a canadian destroyer but then… Thicctory Roll for like the fourth time in this match. Skullistair cannot lift their shoulders anymore.
#8 Legion Tag Championship
Hey, if The Fun Gang win this Fomore will have held every pre-Pokeymanz title!
The Fun Gang (Fomore + DCB) vs. SHA-MO
Let’s cut to the finish, shall we? DCB throws out Lightning, and climbs the top rope. Perched to await Lighting rising to his feet for a big dive the ref counts to 5 and The Fun Gang is disqualified. The Fun Gang curse continues!
#9 Infernal Hellweight Championship
They faced each other before… in a tag match. Tommy Wiseau was Angus’ tag partner.
Freddie Hope vs. Angus McMutton
One of the most straight-forward matches of the night. There was a lot of back and forth. Angus did the Tru Bru several times but most of the time on the outside. Freddie usually hit the Last Hope on the inside but throwing Angus to the outside with it. Until the end when Angus threw Freddie back in the ring to signal to him to better do the fucking move on the inside. Which he then immediately did to defeat Angus. Freddie is our new Hellweight Champ.
