Week 86: Danger Spider Returns
This is on a Friday instead of a Saturday again. And due to missing last week I’ve added another match to it… (and shuffled around the others to make room for it.)
This does mean that we have eight instead of hour usual seven. This is the first time a regular show has more than seven matches (you may be inclined to count the tournament ones, but those were tournament shows and thus are not regular. QED by some logic.)
#1 Jabroni Royale Deathmatch
I’m running out of supportive things to say about ASS…
Arcade Legend ASS (“c”) vs. Undeddie Guerrero
Another one that went to the explosion. This time Explosion-chan emerged victorious again.
#2 Singles Match
Baby vs. Granny. BIG MATCH!
Quackenduckboy Jr. vs. Agnes Paragon
Agnes tried her best to put the Duckbaby to sleep, but you don’t simply put the Duckbaby to sleep. Quackenduckboy Jr. scores his first win against an evil granny.
Scene: Vacation Skeleton and Dash hang out and lament the fact that they haven’t had their match yet. They’d love to forge a plan but are too stupid to do it.
#3 Singles Match
Flash? Aaaah! New guy faces the Coffee Elemental
Flash Hammer vs. DivineCoffeeBinge
Flash, you fool! You’re supposed to go for the pin after your finisher! The match continues and DCB is able to land her Espresso Shot for the win.
#4 Tag Team Match
Danger Spider’s last appearance as a unit was 46 Episodes ago (!)
The Fun Gang (Fomore + VS) vs. Danger Spider
Danger Spider back after all this time but it seems they are a bit out of sync after approaching a year without having teamed. Fomore is able to lock Grace into a Triangle Lancer and she taps out.
#5 Singles Match
She can hold her own against large people but can she battle a large brain???
Isabel Ibarra vs. EGO
Oh wow. EGO kinda just… did the Skullistair Special and you don’t simply come back from that.
#6 Singles Match
Sexton’s got Blud in his name, Suzan has it on her face.
Sexton Blud vs. Suzan Blades
Suzan seems to have taken some offense to Sexton’s shenanigans at the start of the match. She refused to even hit the Knightfall for a while esentially toying with Sexton, who eventually submitted to the Hijack Backbreaker.
#7 Singles Match
This could have happened in LPFWA. Maybe it did. I dunno.
Freddie Hope vs. Boob Marley
Freddie played the babyface in peril and then won off a single move! wow!
#8 Seven Deadly Pins
Flamander is already the longest reigning deadliest pinner of all time. His reign has to end here.
Zoltan vs. Suman. vs. Manic Misanthrope vs. Mr. Shakedown vs. Team Skull Grunt Blue vs. Team Skull Grunt Pink vs. Great Maharaja vs. Flamander
Oh boy, what’s this? The last four are Mr. Shakedown, Flamander, Grunt Pink and Grunt Blue. First the Grunts separate Shakedown and Flamander and manage to take down Shakedown. Flamander is now left to face the longest reigning Tag Champs on his own at the same time. He too is taken out and it’s between the Grunts now. They’ve taken a lot of punishment despite cooperating (for the most part) so it doesn’t take long for one of them to stay down. Blue pins Pink and becomes the new Seven Deadly Pins champion.
