Week 85: Passing the Torch
#1 Jabroni Royale Deathmatch
I BELIEVE IN YOU, ASS!
Arcade Legend ASS (“c”) vs. Sgt. Sprinklez
Oh wow. They went to 15 Minutes, the ring exploded and then they just kept going. ASS out to prove that she does not deserve to be here. However, she did not win this match.
#2 Singles Match
The biggest chest in the business is about to get burned… or not. He’s strong.
Blaze Rider vs. Boob Marley
Blaze Rider, flames of justice, out to thwart Boob Marley. But the way it often is, the hero needs to take a beating in the first act. Boob wins with the Sunken Chest.
#3 Singles Match
What’s this? A new skeleton? Going against another skeleton? I’m giving this away for free!
Bone Idol vs. Skullistair
Skeleton recognizes Skeleton. Perhaps this is why Skullistair did the “Feeling A Strong 9 To A Light 10 On This One Cause It’s Bone Hurting Juice” twice in a row. That or they forgot they did it after the first time because they fell poorly. Eitherway, it was enough to win the match.
Scene: Freddie Comes out and talks a bit about the Young Devils. Notably, Hank’s whereabouts are unknown. But he intends to face each of these three people he helped train in a match to see what they learned down the road.
#4 Tag Team Match
This basically a clash between unlikely friends and brothers with an unfortunate family name.
Family Man & Steve Dirt vs. SHA-MO
Damn. This went really long. Everyone did their finisher at least once to make sure everyone gets to kick out of something. Sadly for Family Man he ended up being the last one to be hit with a finisher, Lightning’s Lightning Strikes got him down for the 3.
#5 Singles Match
There’s a slight chance Tara traveled through time to watch matches from when Eddie was not yet a zombie.
Tara Milleneon vs. Undeddie Guerrero
Tara managed to control the match almost for its entire duration. Perhaps this is why it’s so short.
#6 Singles Match
Suzan throws up the horns sometimes and N. A. Robutt is made of metal. So this is a match now.
Suzan Blades vs. Nawt a Robutt
In a battle between Beef and Steel it’s usually the steel that comes out on top. But this is Suzan’s beef we’re talking about here. The former and first Hellweight Champion who despite losing the title eventually but kept her stocks high through excellent performances since. However, today, Steel wins. Perhaps it was the type advantage bot Robutt actually pulled through.
Scene: IGgy accompanies Ricc to the ring and cuts a promo about how cool Ricc is before the match.
#7 Underworld Darkweight Championship
Another classic David vs. Goliath match. Never gets old
Danny V5 vs. Ricc 2 Thicc (c)
While Danny managed to get more offense in than Kayu when she lost the Darkweight Title, Ricc be Riccin’ way too Thicc. Danny cannot withstand the Thicctory Roll and Ricc retains.
