Week 83: Did I forget something?
Oh, this is already our go-home show, apparently. I don’t know what the PPV will be called. Last time I didn’t know the show before I called it Slamarama Dingdong and we all know how that ended.
#1 Jabroni Royale Deathmatch
God, ASS, I still believe in you! But I guess Roy will just hit the 1% Crit for the first time with your luck.
Arcade Legend ASS vs. Roy
There was no crit… but Roy still took the win.
Scene: Sexton summons Steve Dirt and Florida via Wall and they hug it out. Also they’ll fight in a three-way next week.
#2 Singles Match
I thought they faced before but they didn’t. Now they will.
Midas Minoson vs. Hayley Simmons
What a slamfest. One that Hayley won after doing a couple of piledrivers like it’s nothing.
#3 Singles Match
Danny on a hot streak and a Plumeria who stopped giving a crap. What could go wrong?
Danny V5 vs. Plumeria
This match was anybody’s game until Danny decided it was a good idea to go to the outside, where Blue was waiting. From there on out Plumeria was mostly in control thanks to Blue’s help.
#4 Singles Match
The first time the Tiny Titan goes against a regular sized person in OHPW. Interesting
Isabel Ibarra vs. Guzma
Isabel somehow made the same mistake as Danny in the previous match. But Pink didn’t seem as eager to interfere as Blue. She was just vibing. As a result Isabel could beat Guzma despite her blunder.
#5 Legion Tag Title No. 1 Contender Match
Fucking PP dominated Fun Gang. Jerks. And that’s why you should unionize!
Pineapple Pizza vs. The Union
It’s all a question of whether Cheese Pietzza wants to lock in submission after submission. At least that’s how it ended.
#6 Hellweight No. 1 Contender Match
This match happened before but it was for the Darkweight Title. Now it’s for Hellweight No. 1 Contendership
Maya Northwind vs. Angus McMutton
Quick and hard hitting from both. Flips vs. Fists (and headbutts), basically. Angus got in a Ripcord Tru Bru for the win. It’s almost like the rotation makes the move stronger.
#7 Seven Deadly Pins
I would not be too shocked to see Flamander defend this title the longest reign of which is one defense long, more than one time.
As it stands this is still his first attempted defense, though.
Rick Wreckage vs. DivineCoffeeBinge vs. Skullistair vs. Harmony Gray vs. Blaze Rider vs. Pig Destroyer vs. Ricc 2 Thicc vs. Flamander (c)
Another one of those where no one gets eliminated for a long while and then suddenly all of them at once go. We finished with Flamander and Ricc 2 Thicc. They went for a good while after everyone else was eliminated. Eventually Flamander hit the Snake after landing a blow with a sledgehammer and retains the 7DP
