Week 69: Number
The skeleton wars have concluded and the only way to win was to either participate in it directly or view them. However, not doing either is very boring and means you are a capital L Loser!
Ah well, but we’ll now settle back into a weekly routine with our 69th episode. This number has no significance or memetic exclamations of how pleasurable it is to see that number to it at all (That I’m aware of, do prove me wrong if I’m wrong.)
Plumeria is still the Jabroni and Vacation Skeleton is challenging her. Mainly due to exiting the Roll Dem Bones first. Not because they did poorly but because they didn’t even give us spring break. That oughta be punished.
Sexton will go against Steve Dirt. I usually don’t give special mention to these but Sexton has had an encounter with Steve before. Feel free to watch it here. It wasn’t on the main Roster so I reckon not as many people have seen it. In that match Sexton just took ALL of the shit. And Florida Man was also there.
Moving to our Main Event, Spitbal gets to challenge Dash for the Darkweight Title.
And oh yeah, the Family Man, the Pokeymanz champ is in a match. So if he’s the one to take the fall the title will change hands.
#1 Jabroni Royale Deathmatch
Plumeria (“c”) vs. Vacation Skeleton
Oh boy. Both of them decided it was cool to just run into the barbed wire on purpose. It’s kinda expected of Vacation Skeleton to do silly things but Plumeria is more trying to not keep the Jabroni for another week. However, this was another win for Explosion-chan
#2 Singles Match
Sexton Thicc vs. Steve Dirt
Much better than Sexton’s last showing against Steve Dirt (link is a bit further up in the introduction if you wanna see it) but he was still defeated by Steve Dirt. Now Sexton will embark on a journey to hone his craft elsewhere.
#3 Five-Way (First Fall)
Anna May vs. Family Man (p) vs. Suman vs. Cocademon vs. Mina Park
With the Pokeymanz champ in the match there’s always the chance for a title change. However, since the title only changes via actually eliminating the person who holds it, not via winning the match, this was not the case. Anna May takes the W by pinning Cocademon.
#4 Singles Match
Maya Northwind vs. Koji Kojinaka
Hard fought but Maya proves that she truly shines when she’s the underdog and defeated Koji using her signature maneuver, a run-up flippy senton.
Scene: Dash Rendar is backstage and talks about winning a title due to Vacation Skeleton ducking him and how he still wants to face VS. So VS, feeling bad about the whole thing, promises they’ll have their match as soon as possible Since Dash wants it at a PPV this probably means next PPV. Or does it??? Vacation Skeleton also demands a list of things they are supposed to be mad at because Dash is mad that VS isn’t mad at him??? This is our hottest angle right now.
#5 Singles Match
Fomore vs. Hayley Simmons
There was a real back and forth here. The key moment was probably when they were on the outside and Fomore just dominated Hayley for a while. She barely managed to make it back in the ring before the count reached 20. The damage was sone and Hayley couldn’t hold out much longer, Fomore wins!
#6 Tag Team Match
Real Beer Float vs. School of Slam
The tides shifted multiple times in this match but when Sadim it 1001 Arabian nights, which has never been kicked out of, it was over. Well, not right away, it was a rope break. But Sadim followed it immediately with the Camel Clutch for the win.
#7 Underworld Darkweight Championship
Spitbal vs. Dash Rendar’o’spherio yo (c)
Spitbal using his robot arms to his advantage all throughout the match and withstanding Dash’s fiercest attacks. Even then I didn’t think he’d beat Dash, but he did! Spitbal is the new Darkweight Champion!
