OHPW - Business May Die [Fire Pro Wrestling World]

IGgy · May 3, 2020, 9:34am

Match Card and Results:

Week 66: Six

Manic currently has the best gimmick: A losing streak. Six matches so far. Today he’s up against Young Devil Hank Muscles. Surely a freebie? Well, Hank did win his last match against a main Roster wrestler. It was a count-out but a win is a win.
Danny V5 gets to show what he’s about in a match that isn’t a Clusterfuck. We’ll also have Suzan vs. Mr. Shakedown. It’s been very long since they last faced. It was in the middle of Suzan’s Hellweight Reign, way back on Episode 12 - AT DOOM’S GATE (not 64) and Suzan retained that day. But that was a long time ago.
Also: Punk gets to die. Or is he? He did join a union, after all.
And in our Main Event we got Lawful Good challenging Pineapple Pizza for the Legion Tag Titles.

This week’s match card:

#1 Jabroni Royale Deathmatch
Plumeria (“c”) vs. Hobo One Kevodki

Not enough blood. 0/10. Hobo won with an Ankle Lock.

#2 Singles Match
Hank Muscles vs. Manic Misanthrope

Hank can’t repeat what he’s done last time and loses to Manic. But he still shows a lot of resilience.

#3 Three-Way
Danny V5 vs. Apollo vs. Anna May

Danny V5 and Apollo try to have a serious match while Anna May does a pisstake. It would have been hilarious if she’d won. But this one goes to our newcomer Danny V5.

Scene: IGgy announces that there will be another Roll Dem Bones match. Who could it feature? Certainly not Vacation Skeleton who already made a promise to Dash. That would be rude.

#4 No. 1 Contender Match (Hellweight Title)
Suzan Blades vs. Mr. Shakedown

Oh boy. Shakedown was super exhausted after a few minutes. Suzan defeats Shakedown.

Scene: Referee Joe enters IGgy’s office (the proper way, throug the door) and tells IGgy that something cursed is in the neighborhood.

#5 Bunny Championship
N-T Punk vs. Black (c)

Surprisingly good showing from Punk. Maybe that’s why the Union showed restraint here and didn’t interfere? There was some doubt, but Black still wins this one.

#6 VACANT Open Challenge
Harmony Gray vs. VACANT

Harmony really laid into VACANT at times and she did last longer than ten minutes but… yes, VACANT takes this one too.

#7 Legion Tag Championships
Lawful Good vs. Pineapple Pizza

Solid tag bout. Somehow Cheese Pietzza really took a liking (hating?) to Jane and kept targeting her. The match ends with Cheese Pietzza submitting Lemuel.