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Week 62: Antagonize Me

In the week previous, perhaps the most noteworthy thing that happened was that Grace Thoruson, immediately after receiving her Blank Contract, decided to “cash it in” and challenge her Tag-Team partner and Friend and also current Infernal Hellweight Champion Harmony Gray to a match At Doom’s Gate 2020.

This week we’ll see Grace trying to take on 2 opponents. A Mimic and N-T Punk. We’ll also see one of our three Young Devils, Tara McFly ting against Harley Havik. Now, this isn’t Tara’s debut, we’ve seen her way back when team Freddy went against the oRa 66 and Sexton Thicc (no relation to Ricc 2 Thicc) received a Galactic Elbow to the ASS post match. Rude af.

Well, there’s more of course, stuff that I could talk about but I feel it’s better to just give you the match card.

#1 Jabroni Royale Deathmatch
Suman (“c”) vs. Nawt A Robutt

#2 Three-Way (First Fall)
Grace Thoruson vs. A Mimic vs. N-T Punk

#3 Singles Match
Tara McFly vs. Harley Havik

#4 Singles Match
Steve Dirt vs. Plumeria

#5 Tag Team Match
SHA-MO vs. Fallout Boys

#6 Vacant Bunny Challenge :3
TBD vs. VACANT

#7 Underworld Darkweight Title
Boob Marley vs. Lea Lionheart ©

Going live now and starting in 15 minutes https://www.twitch.tv/iggy_igsen

Here’s the match card again:
#1 Suman (“c”) vs. Nawt A Robutt for the Jabroni Royale
#2 Grace Thoruson vs. A Mimic vs. N-T Punk
#3 Tara McFly vs. Harley Havik
#4 Steve Dirt vs. Plumeria
#5 SHA-MO vs. Fallout Boys
#6 VACANT Bunny Challenge :3
#7 Boob Marley vs. Lea Lionheart © for the Darkweight Title

Week 62: Antagonize Me - (Twitch VOD)

Week 63: Death to Capitalism II
As we prepare for AT DOOM’S GATE 64 Suman attempts to rid himself of the Jabroni Royle once more and his chances seem better than ever. We see Hank Muscles in his first Main Roster singles match against Weeb Weaver. Grace is facing one last challenge before her match with her friend, Harmony Gray. Palpy got to “antagonize” EGO last week and is now leading the oRa 66 against Criminal Sanity. And in our Main event Kayu Zakisaka attempts to defend the Seven Deadly Pins title. And capitalism will literally die! Well, last time we promised that a No Talent Punk got beaten up by a Malfest Goat-Monster so that was disappointing. Fingers crossed for this time.

#1 Jabroni Royale Deathmatch
Suman (“c”) vs. Plumeria

#2 Singles Match
Hank Muscles vs. Weeb Weaver

#3 Tag Team Match
Real Beer Float vs. Pineapple Pizza

#4 Singles Match
Grace Thoruson vs. Canada Alderman

#5 Chaos Tag Team Match
oRa 66 vs. Criminal Sanity

#6 VACANT Bunny Challenge :3
TBD vs. VACANT ©

#7 Seven Deadly Pins Battle Royal
King Skeleton vs. Lemuel Post vs. Anna May vs. Haz Matt vs. Spitbal vs. DivineCoffeeBinge vs. Ricc 2 Thicc vs. Kayu Zaisaka ©

Going live now and starting in 15 minutes https://www.twitch.tv/iggy_igsen

Here’s the match card again:
#1 Suman (“c”) vs. Plumeria
#2 Hank Muscles vs. Weeb Weaver
#3 Real Beer Float vs. Pineapple Pizza
#4 Grace Thoruson vs. Canada Alderman
#5 oRa 66 vs. Criminal Sanity
#6 VACANT Bunny Challenge :3
#7 Seven Deadly Pins feat. Kayu Zakisaka ©

Week 63: Death to Capitalism II - (Twitch VOD)

Especially not after this has happened multiple times to the same person. Maybe the cycle of Palpatine will end now that he’s an employee and he can see how it is to work under a shitbag boss and turn face.

Hahahaha nah, he’ll never learn.

And oh right, the Custom Parts DLC is now out which is why you’ve seen the actual Danger Spider logo on Grace. Mr. Shakedown will also finally have a hat for his next appearance (Both thanks to PublicOpinion, who also made the OHPW logo)

Now making these is still kinda hard as it requires one to create full sprite sheets for each part so don’t go around requesting special parts from me or anything. But if there’s something specific you’d want on a character of yours let me know, I won’t make it but I’ll keep an eye out for something that lets me accomplish it.

Week 64: AT DOOM’S GATE 64

Here’s the new OP for OHPW.

PPV-time! We got a good deal of stuff going on. We’ll have a debutant in Danny V5. There’s the weird thing where Palpy insisted to challenge The Union in a fit of, whatever. Speaking of Whatever. Dashosphere is still aiming for a match against Vacation Skeleton by fighting Fomore first. In the main event the long awaited match between Grace and Harmony takes place.

#1 Jabroni Royale Deathmatch
Plumeria (“c”) vs. Weeb Weaver

#2 Seven Deadly Pins Battle Royal
Danny V5 vs. Great Maharaja vs. Inspector Jane vs. Maya Northwind vs. Freddie Hope vs. Koji Kojinaka vs. Hayley Simmons vs. DivineCoffeeBinge ©

#3 Singles Match
Austin Ramon vs. EGO

#4 Handicap Match
Goatcorp. (Palpatine, Cocademon & Goat-Monster) vs. The Union (Angus, Mina, Josef & Punk)

#5 Singles Match
Family Man vs. Mr. Shakedown

#6 Singles Match
Fomore vs. Dashosphere

#7 Legion Tag Team Championship
Pineapple Pizza vs. Team Skull

#8 Underworld Darkweight Championship
Hellranger Flamander vs. Boob Marley

#9 VACANT Bunny Challenge :3
Black vs. VACANT

#10 Infernal Hellweight Championship
Grace Thoruson vs. Harmony Gray

Going live now and starting in 15 minutes https://www.twitch.tv/iggy_igsen

Here’s the match card again:
#1 Plumeria (“c”) vs. Weeb Weaver
#2 Seven Deadly Pins Battle Royal feat. DivineCoffeeBinge ©
#3 Austin Ramon vs. EGO
#4 Goatcorp vs. The Union
#5 Family Man vs. Mr. Shakedown
#6 Fomore vs. Dashosphere
#7 Pineapple Pizza vs. Team Skull © for the Legion Tag Titles
#8 Hellranger Flamander vs. Boob Marley © for the Darkweight Title
#9 Black vs. VACANT © for the Bunny Title :3
#10 Grace Thoruson vs. Harmony Gray © for the Hellweight Title

Week 64: AT DOOM’S GATE 64 - (Twitch VOD)

Week 65: Way of the Warrior
AT DOOM’S GATE 64 was something for sure. The show with the highest average match rating yet and I don’t think we’ll top it any time soon. In the main Event Grace managed to deafeat her Friend Harmony Gray for the Hellweight Title. So a new champ is in town.

Let’s head into this new era, as always, with some wrestling. Dashosphere managed to defeat Fomore last week and is now out for DCB, if he can beat her he’ll still have to go through Nawt a Robutt before he gets to face Vacation Skeleton. As the agreement is, if Dash can defeat all of the Fun Gang in singles competition, Vacation Skeleton will pretend to know why they’re supposed to be mad at Dash.

Here’s the full match card.

#1 Jabroni Royale Deathmatch
Plumeria (“c”) vs. Palpatine

#2 Singles Match
Sexton Thicc vs. Vacation Skeleton

#3 Tag Team Match
1 1/2 Dragons vs. Lawful Good

#4 Singles Match
DCB vs. Dashosphere

#5 Bunny Championship :3
Austin Ramon vs. Black ©

#6 VACANT Open Challenge
TBD vs. VACANT

#7 Seven Deadly Pins
Supreme Sadim vs. Guzma vs. Super Samio vs. Hobo One Kevodki vs. Suzan Blades vs. Kelsey Slaughter vs. Agnes Paragon vs. Koji Kojinaka ©

Going live now and starting in 15 minutes https://www.twitch.tv/iggy_igsen

Here’s the match card again:
#1 Plumeria (“c”) vs. Palpatine
#2 Sexton Thicc vs. Vacation Skeleton
#3 1 1/2 Dragons vs. Lawful Good
#4 DCB vs. Dashosphere
#5 Austin Ramon vs. Black ©
#6 VACANT Open Challenge
#7 Seven Deadly Pins feat. Koji Kojinaka ©

Week 65: Way of the Warrior - (Twitch VOD)

Week 66: Six

Manic currently has the best gimmick: A losing streak. Six matches so far. Today he’s up against Young Devil Hank Muscles. Surely a freebie? Well, Hank did win his last match against a main Roster wrestler. It was a count-out but a win is a win.
Danny V5 gets to show what he’s about in a match that isn’t a Clusterfuck. We’ll also have Suzan vs. Mr. Shakedown. It’s been very long since they last faced. It was in the middle of Suzan’s Hellweight Reign, way back on Episode 12 - AT DOOM’S GATE (not 64) and Suzan retained that day. But that was a long time ago.
Also: Punk gets to die. Or is he? He did join a union, after all.
And in our Main Event we got Lawful Good challenging Pineapple Pizza for the Legion Tag Titles.

This week’s match card:

#1 Jabroni Royale Deathmatch
Plumeria (“c”) vs. Hobo One Kevodki

#2 Singles Match
Hank Muscles vs. Manic Misanthrope

#3 Three-Way
Danny V5 vs. Apollo vs. Anna May

#4 No. 1 Contender Match (Hellweight Title)
Suzan Blades vs. Mr. Shakedown

#5 Bunny Championship
N-T Punk vs. Black ©

#6 VACANT Open Challenge
TBD vs. VACANT

#7 Legion Tag Championships
Lawful Good vs. Pineapple Pizza

Going live now and starting in 15 minutes https://www.twitch.tv/iggy_igsen

Here’s the match card again:
#1 Plumeria (“c”) vs. Hobo One Kevodki for the Jabroni Royale
#2 Hank Muscles vs. Manic Misanthrope
#3 Danny V5 vs. Apollo vs. Anna May
#4 Suzan Blades vs. Mr. Shakedown
#5 N-T Punk vs. Black © for the Bunny Title :3
#6 VACANT Open Challenge
#7 Lawful Good vs. Pineapple Pizza © for the Legion Tag Titles

Week 66: Six - (Twitch VOD)

Week 67: Draft

Next week the skeleton wars will commences once more. Between two of our matches we will witness the draft into the skeleton wars.
We’ll also see Dash go against Nawt A Robutt to earn himself the chance to have Vacation Skeleton pretend that they know why they’re supposed to be mad at Dash. We also got a No. 1 Contender Match for the Tag titles. Danny V5 impressed in the three-way last week but can he follow it up against Black? This time VACANT faces a special challenger in Giovanni Abisso in a onc time only match-up. Abisso has been champion in several promotions such as BNW, FFPW and NWFU. And in the Main Event Boob Marley defends the Darkweight Title against Muscle Wizard.

#1 Jabroni Royale Deathmatch
Plumeria (“c”) vs. IGgy IGsen

Singles Match
Tara McFly vs. Grace Thoruson

#3 Singles Match
Nawt A Robutt vs. Dashosphere

#4 Legion No. 1 Contender Match
Fallout Boys vs. No Wizards Allowed

#5 Bunny Championship
Danny V5 vs. Black ©

#6 VACANT Open Challenge
Giovanni Abisso vs. VACANT

#7 Underworld Darkweight Championship
Muscle Wizard vs. Boob Marley ©

Going live now and starting in 15 minutes https://www.twitch.tv/iggy_igsen

Here’s the match card again:
#1 Plumeria (“c”) vs. IGgy IGsen for the Jabroni Royale
#2 Tara McFly vs. Grace Thoruson
#3 Nawt a Robutt vs. Dashosphere
#4 Fallout Boys vs. No Wizards Allowed
#5 Danny V5 vs. Black © for the Bunny Title :3
#6 Giovanni Abisso vs. VACANT
#7 Muscle Wizard vs. Boob Marley © for the Darkweight Title

Week 67: Draft - (Twitch VOD)

Week 68: skeleton wars 2

Oh, it’s time. Well, soon. This weekend. skeleton wars 2 with the Roll Dem Bones match featuring a reasonable amount of skeletons. However, the other matches also feature skeletons (encased in flesh, but they are still valid).

The most important match that features no skeletons is the Hellweight Title Match, of course. Suzan Blades attempts to recapture the title she put on the map against Grace Thoruson, who’s on a 10 match winning streak now.

Mr. Shakedown will challenge Black for the Bunny Title :3 though memories of Referee Joe’s visit from two weeks ago still linger. He implied something cursed would happen involving the Bunny Title perhaps? Maybe that thing will happen now. We can only wait and see.

And of course, the Roll Dem Bones match. Many strong skeletons await you. But there’s also a surprise skeleton teased.

#1 Jabroni Royale Deathmatch
Plumeria (“c”) vs. Canada Alderman (5 match singles losing streak? Oof!)

#2 Seven Deadly Pins
Midas Minoson vs. Arcade Legend ASS vs. Harley Havik vs. Lea Lionheart vs. Cock Thunder vs. A Mimic vs. Florida Man vs. Guzma ©

#3 Singles Match - Bunny Count-Out Reunion
Danny V5 vs. Cock Lightning

#4 Singles Match
Kayu Zakisaka vs. Spitbal

#5 Darkweight Championship
Dash vs. Muscle Wizard ©

#6 Legion Tag Championships
Wizards Not Allowed vs. Pineapple Pizza ©

#7 Bunny Championship :3
Mr. Shakedown vs. Black ©

#8 Roll Dem Bones
King Skeleton vs. Edgy Skeleton vs. Family Skeleton vs. Blood Skeleton vs. Big Bones vs. Vacation Skeleton vs. more skeleton

#9 Infernal Hellweight Championship
Suzan Blades vs. Grace Thoruson ©

Going live now and starting in 15 minutes https://www.twitch.tv/iggy_igsen

Here’s the match card again:
#1 Plumeria (“c”) vs. Canada Alderman
#2 Seven Deadly Pins feat. Guzma ©
#3 Danny V5 vs. Cock Lightning
#4 Kayu Zakisaka vs. Spitbal
#5 Dash vs. Muscle Wizard © for the Darkweight Title
#6 Wizards Not Allowed vs. Pineapple Pizza © for the Legion Tag Titles
#7 Mr. Shakedown vs. Black © for the Bunny Title :3
#8 Roll Dem Bones
#9 Suzan Blades vs. Grace Thoruson © for the Infernal Hellweight Title