Week 62: Antagonize Me
In the week previous, perhaps the most noteworthy thing that happened was that Grace Thoruson, immediately after receiving her Blank Contract, decided to “cash it in” and challenge her Tag-Team partner and Friend and also current Infernal Hellweight Champion Harmony Gray to a match At Doom’s Gate 2020.
This week we’ll see Grace trying to take on 2 opponents. A Mimic and N-T Punk. We’ll also see one of our three Young Devils, Tara McFly ting against Harley Havik. Now, this isn’t Tara’s debut, we’ve seen her way back when team Freddy went against the oRa 66 and Sexton Thicc (no relation to Ricc 2 Thicc) received a Galactic Elbow to the ASS post match. Rude af.
Well, there’s more of course, stuff that I could talk about but I feel it’s better to just give you the match card before I’m probated for drunk posting.
#1 Jabroni Royale Deathmatch
Suman (“c”) vs. Nawt A Robutt
This match turned surprisingly good when Robutt smashed Suman’s head into a toaster with the Tokyo Thunderwave of Death 20XX for the win.
#2 Three-Way (First Fall)
Grace Thoruson vs. A Mimic vs. N-T Punk
Going into this everybody believed that the woman who won the Hellfire Tournament of 2020 would emerge victorious from this match. They believed right.
Scene: Palpy talks to the oRa to make sure they are no longer on strike. He gets an unclear answer and decides to go ahead with his plan to “antagonize some fools” so the oRa 66 can come back next week in a big way.
#3 Singles Match
Tara McFly vs. Harley Havik
Tara showed some fighting spirit but was defeated. But every misstep is a learning experience. This Young Devils are the stars of tomorrow.
#4 Singles Match
Steve Dirt vs. Plumeria
Plumeria did all of Steve’s big moves on him. Some of these big moves we haven’t even yet seen from him. So he decided to do his finisher, the Bloody Cross on the outside and wait for Plumeria to get counted out.
#5 Tag Team Match
SHA-MO vs. Fallout Boys
Great match slightly skewed towards the FOB due to the addition of Matt on the outside. You might still argue his interferences didn’t amount to much but the FOB did win the match.
Scene: Palpy “antagonizes some fools” and by that I mean he’s going up to Criminal Sanity and “goads” them into a match next week.
#6 Vacant Bunny Challenge :3
Arcade Legend ASS vs. VACANT
ASS really puts her soul into this. Fighting and fighting hard. But VACANT crushes her dreams by simply having her be counted out. Which makes this the second count-out of this show. Damn.
#7 Underworld Darkweight Title
Boob Marley vs. Lea Lionheart (c)
This is a rematch from the Hellfire 2020 Tournament. Where Boob defeated Lea to advance to the third round. So the big question was, can he do it again? And how many Sunken chests would it take? The answer was yes, but not without a fight and it only took one (1)
