Week 59: Road to Hellfire III
We are entering the second round of our tournament. Due to half the field being eliminated at this point the notation for the predictions has changed slightly. Take Black vs. Spitbal which is (6/1/2). You might have guessed already. This means 6 people believe Black will win, 1 believes Spitbal will take it and 2 don’t believe either of them would make it past round 2.
Which makes ASS vs. Guzma so interesting. out of nine people eight didn’t think either of them would survive this round. On the other hand, funnily, Suzan vs. Vacation Skeleton has 8/1/0.
Let’s just have a look at the full match card:
#1 Jabroni Royale Deathmatch
Suman (“c”) vs. Ryu
Suman fought like Suman never fought before but Ryu prevailed in the end using the Kaiser Claw
#2 Hellfire Tournament Round 2 (6/1/2)
Black vs. Spitbal
Spitbal really showed us what he got, but Black also showed us where his reputation comes from by defeating Sptibal
#3 Hellfire Tournament Round 2 (0/1/8)
Arcade Legend ASS vs. Guzma
Both of these had huge upset wins the previous week. But it was proven that defeating the longest reigning Hellweight Champ trumps beating the longest reigning Darkweight Champ. ASS takes it.
#4 Hellfire Tournament Round 2 (3/1/5)
Lea Lionheart vs. Boob Marley
Boob continues to win, paving the way for a Boob vs. ASS final.
#5 Hellfire Tournament Round 2
Malfest Goat-Monster vs. Maya Northwind (6/1/2)
Fucking MGM squashing Maya like this. The MGM came outta nowhere, truly, obliterating her.
#6 Bunny Championship :3
Cock Lightning vs. VACANT
Briefly renamed Rooster due to twitch’s polling system Lightning manages to defeat VACANT… in a count-out victory, making VACANT retain. But a win over VACANT must be such a coveted prize in its own right.
#7 Hellfire Tournament Round 2
Grace Thoruson vs. Freddie Hope (2/6/1)
Grace once again fights through from below, miraculously beating Freddie Hope.
#8 Hellfire Tournament Round 2
Harmony Gray vs. Hobo One Kevodki (4/1/4)
Harmony… has Hobo counted out, conserving her energy. Right after Grace had to really fight to move on in the tournament.
#9 Hellfire Tournament Round 2
Hellranger Flamander vs. Ricc 2 Thicc (6/3/0)
It took four Snakes but eventually Ricc remained down for the count.
Scene: Vacation Skeleton mentally preps for the match. Dashosphere shows up again and expresses anger over VS winning last week. VS swears it was a mistake but also vows to do it again. A fourth person to accompany The Fun Gang against the potential Dash vs. Fun Tang match will probably appear.
#10 Hellfire Tournament Round 2 (8/1/0)
Suzan Blades vs. Vacation Skeleton
It’s Big Match Vacation Skeleton! But it’s not enough, not against Suzan Blades.
