Week 55: No Talent
Well, here we go. N-T Punk is back in the Jabroni for the second time. The most deserving challenger that we could find after last week was Suman. Truth be told, I can see this go either way.
Well also find a No. 1 Contender for the Tag Titles. SoS, who’ve been doing well in the past are going against Lawful good who, well, won recently.
Nero Sin also has his penultimate match in OHPW. He will go against an actual demon of the capitalist sin of representing a brand. Horrible.
And up next we have the Hellweight No. 1 Contender Match. It is a rematch. Black vs. Pantha. Last time Pantha made Black go unconscious from pain with her Pantha Claw. A PPV level match right here.
And after that? What’s this. It’s the Legion Tag Title match on a non-PPV card and it’s not the Main event? Well, that’s because the Bunny Title Match that would normally be in this spot is quite high profile too. More on that later. SHA-MO have earned themselves a shot at the Legion Titles last week so they go against the Team Skull Grunts
And then, after the VACANT Open Challenge, we got ourselves Freddie Hope vs. Suzan Blades for the Bunny Championship :3
Another PPV level match right here on the go-home to the PPV. This is quite the stacked card.
Scene: N-T Punk laments his 2-time Jabroni-ship in the form of rhymes. It’s just one four line verse but he put all his heart into it.
#1 Jabroni Royale Deathmatch
N-T Punk (“c”) vs. Suman
Punk starts the match off by kicking Suman onto a barbed wire board immediately causing blood! The match went on and blood was everywhere, both wrestlers wre bleeding and then we reached the 15 minute mark and the ring exploded! But oh! Punk is getting up! Suman is our new Jabroni!
#2 Legion Tag No. 1 Contender Match
School of Slam vs. Lawful Good
Nice little back and forth for the most part until SoS win thanks to Muscle Wizard’s Cipher Utaki.
#3 Singles Match
Nero Sin vs. Cocademon
This match was Nero sending a message to Suzan for next week. It didn’t last long and Nero was in control for almost the entire match.
Scene: Nero urges Suzan to bring her A-Game next week. He announces that his retirement match will be a Landmine Deatmatch and then bellows his catchphrase one last time.
#4 Hellweight No. 1 Contender Match
Black vs. Pantha
The first time they fought it was a banger match and Pantha won by forcing black unconscious with the Pantha Claw. This time, it was a banger match and Pantha won by forcing black to submit with the Pantha Claw. It’s almost the same.
#5 Legion Tag Championships
SHA-MO vs. Team Skull (c)
Team Skull is in control early on. SHA-MO are only able to mount a comeback fairly late into the match. Perhaps too late as they could not capture the Title from Team Skull who now have successfully defended the title four times and have a six match winning streak.
#6 VACANT Open Challenge
Pine Appel vs. VACANT
Despite Cheese Pietzza interfering Pine Appel could not last longer than ten minutes against VACANT
#7 Bunny Championship :3
Freddie Hope vs. Suzan Blades (c)
Oooh, a big one. Freddie got hit with Knightfall three times early on. But he wouldn’t go down that easily. They fought for quite some time after that until the decision was made. Knightfall for the fourth time and Freddie stays down for the 1-2-3.
