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Week 54: Accept
Aw man! Punk is back for the Jabroni. Hope he makes it.
Afterwards EGO, Freddie and Pantha will be part of a 5-Way Battle Royal with two jobbers. Suman and IGgy.
Nero announced his retirement at the next PPV but that doesn’t mean he’s done kicking ass! Muscle Wizard seems to be his next victim.
SHA-MO will be taking on the food-themed tag team of Pineapple Pizza.
Apollo’s got a shot against Suzan for the Bunny Title :3 With his victory against Harley he’s deserved it.
In the Main Event Lea Lionheart gets to challegne Koji Kojinaka for the Underworld Darkweight Championship. Fun is about to be had.

#1 Jabroni Royale Deathmatch
Great Maharaja (“c”) vs. N-T Punk :frowning:

#2 Five-Way (First Fall)
EGO vs. Freddie Hope vs. Pantha vs. Suman. vs. IGgy IGsen

#3 Singles Match
Nero Sin vs. Muscle Wizard

#4 Tag Team Match
SHA-MO vs. Pineapple Pizza

#5 Bunny Championship :3
Apollo vs. Suzan Blades ©

#6 VACANT Open Challenge
TBD vs. VACANT

#7 Underworld Darkweight Champion
Lea Lionheart vs. Koji Kojinaka ©

Going live now and starting in 15 minutes https://www.twitch.tv/iggy_igsen

Here’s the match card again:
#1 Great Maharaja (“c”) vs. N-T Punk for the Jabroni Royale
#2 EGO vs. Freddie Hope vs. Pantha vs. Suman. vs. IGgy IGsen
#3 Nero Sin vs. Muscle Wizard
#4 SHA-MO vs. Pineapple Pizza
#5 Apollo vs. Suzan Blades © for the Bunny Title :3
#6 VACANT Open Challenge
#7 Lea Lionheart vs. Koji Kojinaka © for the Darkweight Title

Week 54: Ramp Spot - (Twitch VOD)

Week 55: No Talent

Well, here we go. N-T Punk is back in the Jabroni for the second time. The most deserving challenger that we could find after last week was Suman. Truth be told, I can see this go either way.
Well also find a No. 1 Contender for the Tag Titles. SoS, who’ve been doing well in the past are going against Lawful good who, well, won recently.
Nero Sin also has his penultimate match in OHPW. He will go against an actual demon of the capitalist sin of representing a brand. Horrible.
And up next we have the Hellweight No. 1 Contender Match. It is a rematch. Black vs. Pantha. Last time Pantha made Black go unconscious from pain with her Pantha Claw. A PPV level match right here.
And after that? What’s this. It’s the Legion Tag Title match on a non-PPV card and it’s not the Main event? Well, that’s because the Bunny Title Match that would normally be in this spot is quite high profile too. More on that later. SHA-MO have earned themselves a shot at the Legion Titles last week so they go against the Team Skull Grunts
And then, after the VACANT Open Challenge, we got ourselves Freddie Hope vs. Suzan Blades for the Bunny Championship :3
Another PPV level match right here on the go-home to the PPV. This is quite the stacked card.

#1 Jabroni Royale Deathmatch
N-T Punk (“c”) vs. Suman

#2 Legion Tag No. 1 Contender Match
School of Slam vs. Lawful Good

#3 Singles Match
Nero Sin vs. Cocademon

#4 Hellweight No. 1 Contender Match
Black vs. Pantha

#5 Legion Tag Championships
SHA-MO vs. Team Skull ©

#6 VACANT Open Challenge
TBD vs. VACANT

#7 Bunny Championship :3
Freddie Hope vs. Suzan Blades ©

Going live now and starting in 15 minutes https://www.twitch.tv/iggy_igsen

Here’s the match card again:
#1 N-T Punk (“c”) vs. Suman.
#2 School of Slam vs. Lawful Good
#3 Nero Sin vs. Cocademon
#4 Black vs. Pantha
#5 SHA-MO vs. Team Skull © for the Legion Titles
#6 VACANT Open Challenge
#7 Freddie Hope vs. Suzan Blades © for the Bunny Title :3

Week 55: No Talent - (Twitch VOD)

Week 56: UNSTOPPING



#1 Jabroni Royale Deathmatch
Suman (“c”) vs. Weeb Weaver

#2 Seven Deadly Pins Battle Royal
Ryu vs. Midas Minoson vs. Kayu Zakisaka vs. Anna May vs. Super Samio vs. Boob Marley vs. Canada Alderman vs. The Dashosphere ©

#3 Singles Match
Grace Thoruson vs. Harley Havik

#4 Trios Tag Match
Real Beer Float & IGgy vs. Criminal Sanity (EGO, Undeddie, Mimic)

#5 Singles Match
Apollo vs. Hayley Simmons

#6 VACANT Open Challenge
TBD vs. VACANT

#7 Underworld Darkweight Championship
Mr. Shakedown vs. Lea Lionheart

#8 Legion Tag Championships
School of Slam vs. Team Skull ©

#9 Bunny Championship :3 - Landmine Deathmatch - Nero Sin’s Retirement
Nero Sin vs. Suzan Blades ©

#10 Infernal Hellweight Championship
Pantha vs. Harmony Gray ©

Going live now and starting in 15 minutes https://www.twitch.tv/iggy_igsen

Here’s the match card again:
#1 Suman (“c”) vs. Weeb Weaver for the Jabroni Royale
#2 Seven Deadly Pins Battle Royal feat. The Dashosphere ©
#3 Grace Thoruson vs. Harley Havik
#4 Real Beer Float & IGgy vs. Criminal Sanity
#5 Apollo vs. Hayley Simmons
#6 VACANT Open Challenge
#7 Mr. Shakedown vs. Lea Lionheart © for the Darkweight Title
#8 School of Slam vs. Team Skull © for the Legion Tag Titles
#9 Nero Sin vs. Suzan Blades © for the Bunny Title :3
#10 Pantha vs. Harmony Gray © for the Hellweight Title

Week 56: UNSTOPPING - (Twitch VOD)

Week 57: Road to Hellfire 1

Before we begin introducing the upcoming tournament, last week we had a match that is seen as an instant classic. Nero Sin’s retirement bout. It’s a shame he can’t go on to defend the Bunny Championship. But it was his choice to retire at the anniversary of his very first match many years ago. Normally it would take a bit for Highlights like these to get their own videos. But we have quite a backlog of Best Bouts now and as this is a special one it’s available immediately

OHPW Best Bouts #39 - The End of Sin

Moving on…

A 32-Person Tournament. OHPW’s finest, not excluding champions.
Eight matches this week, eight more the week after, eight more the week after, the final seven at the next PPV. Here’s the full bracket:

If you want to remember how last year’s tournament went go here for the bracket or go back to watch episodes 2, 3 and 4 of OHPW. That way you can also see how the product has changed since then. We just had our 56th freaking show after all.

Our regular cards will be a bit different too. There will be more matches but they will likely all be singles matches. The Legion Tag Titles, the Darkweight Title, the Seven Deadly Pins Title and the Infernal Hellweight Title will not be defended for at least as long as their respective champions are part of the Tournament. Even if they they are not part of it the earliest date of one of these titles being competed for will be at the next PPV. The Bunny Championship :3 will not be defended for the time being either as it is being officially vacated (the match scheduled for it on the card is a formality dictated by Bunny law) and the Jabroni Royale will still be fought over at the start of each show.

#1 Jabroni Royale Deathmatch
Suman (“c”) vs. The Dashosphere

#2 Hellfire Tournament Round 1
Hobo One Kevodki vs. Anus McMutton

#3 Hellfire Tournament Round 1
Lea Lionheart vs. DivineCoffeeBinge

#4 Hellfire Tournament Round 1
EGO vs. Boob Marley

#5 Hellfire Tournament Round 1
Black vs. Haz Matt

#6 Bunny Championship :3
Nobody vs. (Nero Sin) ©
(It is understood that Nero Sin has retired and will not appear to defend the championship. However, Space Bunny Law dictates for a dummy match to be scheduled as a formality to vacate the title as vacation without this ceremony is not possible. Who thought these cute fuckers suddenly cared about their made-up traditions? A new champion will be crowned at a later date)

#7 Hellfire Tournament Round 1
Palpatine vs. Spitbal

#8 Hellfire Tournament Round 1
RICC 2 THICC vs. Midas Minoson

#9 Hellfire Tournament Round 1
Harmony Gray vs. Apollo

#10 Hellfire Tournament Round 1
Hellranger Flamander vs. Canada Alderman

Going live now and starting in 15 minutes https://www.twitch.tv/iggy_igsen

Here’s the match card again:
#1 Suman (“c”) vs. The Dashosphere
#2 Hobo One Kevodki vs. Anus McMutton
#3 Lea Lionheart vs. DivineCoffeeBinge
#4 EGO vs. Boob Marley
#5 Black vs. Haz Matt
#6 Vacation of the Bunny Title :3
#7 Palpatine vs. Spitbal
#8 RICC 2 THICC vs. Midas Minoson
#9 Harmony Gray vs. Apollo
#10 Hellranger Flamander vs. Canada Alderman

Week 57: Road to Hellfire I - (Twitch VOD)

Now, after half of our first round the bracket looks as follows and we can already get a glimpse at what we’ll see in Round 2

To get this tournament over with we had 8 Tournament matches this show. We’ll have 8 more next week, 8 more after. And then at the PPV we’ll have the seven matches of Round 3, the Semifinals/Block Finals and the Grand Finals.

Next week will be interesting. We got Suzan vs. Mina. You might think it’s obvious that Suzan will win. But last year Mina defeated our current champ, Harmony, in the first round. So even if she doesn’t have the cleanest fighting style you should never count out Firestar Mina Park. The others are kind of self explanatory but that’s the one that has this important bit of background info from the previous year. It’ll either show us how much Harmony has improved or just how good Mina is. After all, she managed to hold out against Black for a really long time.

As far as predictions go, here’s the “standings” after the first round.


This is just the first half of Round 1 so nothing is set in stone yet. If anything you should pay attention to the score potential column rather than the current score. But again, this is just for fun, I just felt like sharing because I’m interested in what other people think will happen and some of you might be too.

Week 58 - Road to Hellfire II

We continue with the first round match-ups of our ongoing Tournament. The most interesting thing to point out is that last year Mina beat Harmony Gray, this year’s top seed and is up against Suzan Blades, this years No. 2 seed. (Mina being the No. 31 seed herself).
I’ve included the predictions split. 9/0 for Sizan vs. Mina means that 9 people think Suzan will win, no one thinks Mina will win. I find some of these splits surprising. A lot of them, in fact. I mainly attribute Mr. Shakedown not getting more people on his side to him not having had a lot of singles matches lately.

For as long as VACANT is the Bunny Champ, the challengers will be voted in, much like we usually do for the VACANT Open Challenge.

Here’s the full card for all of you to see.

#1 Jabroni Royale Deathmatch
Suman (“c”) vs. Anus McMutton

#2 Hellfire Tournament Round 1 - 9/0
Suzan Blades vs. Mina Park

#3 Hellfire Tournament Round 1 - 5/4
Koji Kojinaka vs. Vacation Skeleton

#4 Hellfire Tournament Round 1 - 4/5
Mr. Shakedown vs. Grace Thoruson

#5 Hellfire Tournament Round 1 - 7/2
Malfest Goat-Monster vs. Hayley Simmons

#6 Bunny Championship :3
TBD vs. VACANT

#7 Hellfire Tournament Round 1 - 5/4
Supreme Sadim vs. Maya Northwind

#8 Hellfire Tournament Round 1 - 8/1
Ryu vs. Guzma

#9 Hellfire Tournament Round 1 - 8/1
Pantha vs. Arcade Legend Ass

#10 Hellfire Tournament Round 1 - 9/0
Freddie Hope vs. Manic Misanthrope

Going live now and starting in 15 minutes https://www.twitch.tv/iggy_igsen

Here’s the match card again:
#1 Suman (“c”) vs. Anus McMutton
#2 Suzan Blades vs. Mina Park
#3 Koji Kojinaka vs. Vacation Skeleton
#4 Mr. Shakedown vs. Grace Thoruson
#5 Malfest Goat-Monster vs. Hayley Simmons
#6 VACANT © Bunny Challenge :3
#7 Supreme Sadim vs. Maya Northwind
#8 Ryu vs. Guzma
#9 Pantha vs. Arcade Legend ASS
#10 Freddie Hope vs. Manic Misanthrope

Week 57: Road to Hellfire II - (Twitch VOD)

Here we have the bracket after this show, and we got some interesting matches coming up.

Here’s also the standing of our predictions. A lot of our brackets are completely screwed up now.

Week 59: Road to Hellfire III

We are entering the second round of our tournament. Due to half the field being eliminated at this point the notation for the predictions has changed slightly. Take Black vs. Spitbal which is (6/1/2). You might have guessed already. This means 6 people believe Black will win, 1 believes Spitbal will take it and 2 don’t believe either of them would make it past round 2.

Which makes ASS vs. Guzma so interesting. out of nine people eight didn’t think either of them would survive this round. On the other hand, funnily, Suzan vs. Vacation Skeleton has 8/1/0.

Let’s just have a look at the full match card:

#1 Jabroni Royale Deathmatch
Suman (“c”) vs. Ryu

#2 Hellfire Tournament Round 2 (6/1/2)
Black vs. Spitbal

#3 Hellfire Tournament Round 2 (0/1/8)
Arcade Legend ASS vs. Guzma

#4 Hellfire Tournament Round 2 (3/1/5)
Lea Lionheart vs. Boob Marley

#5 Hellfire Tournament Round 2
Malfest Goat-Monster vs. Maya Northwind (6/1/2)

#6 Bunny Championship :3
TBD vs. VACANT

#7 Hellfire Tournament Round 2
Grace Thoruson vs. Freddie Hope (6/2/1)

#8 Hellfire Tournament Round 2
Harmony Gray vs. Hobo One Kevodki (4/1/4)

#9 Hellfire Tournament Round 2
Hellranger Flamander vs. Ricc 2 Thicc (6/3/0)

#10 Hellfire Tournament Round 2 (8/1/0)
Suzan Blades vs. Vacation Skeleton

Going live now and starting in 15 minutes https://www.twitch.tv/iggy_igsen

Here’s the match card again:
#1 Suman (“c”) vs. Ryu
#2 Black vs. Spitbal
#3 Arcade Legend ASS vs. Guzma
#4 Lea Lionheart vs. Boob Marley
#5 Malfest Goat-Monster vs. Maya Northwind
#6 VACANT Bunny Challenge :3
#7 Grace Thoruson vs. Freddie Hope
#8 Harmony Gray vs. Hobo One Kevodki
#9 Hellranger Flamander vs. Ricc 2 Thicc
#10 Suzan Blades vs. Vacation Skeleton

Week 59: Road to Hellfire III - (Twitch VOD)

The bracket + Predictions


This bracket has seen some weird developments in its life. Especially the latter half of the first round was weird but it didn’t stop there. We even have some people no one thought would make it past Round 1 all the way to Round 3


As far as predictions go, weirdly, the dark horses seem to be a good pick this time.

Week 60: HELLFIRE


It’s getting exciting! This show we’ll see the rest of the Tournament. Round 3, or The Hateful Eight as I like to call it. Then The semifinals wich uh… let’s go with “Deadly Four” and at last the Finals. Now, who will make it to the finals this time is up in the air. Out of the four Round 3 match-ups only one has what could be considered an obvious winner. And even here we can’t be sure as Boob Marley made it as far as he did despite the odds. EGO and Lea stood in his way and he made it past them. But now he’s facing Suzan.

Meanwhile. Black vs. Flamander is probably a match you don’t remember happening but it happened on Episode 16 when Black defeated Flamander in 11:29 Minutes. No guarantee of that happening again.

Suzan Blades and Malfest Goat-Monster, on the other hand, have never faced off before. It’s impossible to tell who will win but my guess is it will be fast either way. The last time I said this the match lasted almost an hour. Let’s hope this isn’t the case here. Only in the interest of time, of course.

Finally, we have Arcade Legend ASS vs. Grace Thoruson. ASS defeatedPantha in the first round in a huge upset. Grace, in a similarly surprising way, defeated Freddie Hope. Now, people watching OHPW might not realize it but when we call Freddie Hope a legend we absolutely mean it. He saved the freaking moon once and Grace beat him. I’d put that on a level with defeating the former Hellweight Champion Pantha. Freddie, as a former LPFWA Champion and Saviour of the Moon (along with Flamander, they were different times) is equally decorated, if not moreso.

After that? Aside from the fact that there will be a Rumble featuring everybody who didn’t make it to the finals the card is yet to be determined as we don’t know who’s winning these matches above yet. But here is the card as it currently stands:

#1 Jabroni Royale Deathmatch
Suman (“c”) vs. Hobo One Kevodki

#2 Hellfire Tournament Round 3
Black vs. Hellranger Flamander

#3 Hellfire Tournament Round 3
Arcade Legend ASS vs. Grace Thoruson

#4 Hellfire Tournament Round 3
Harmony vs. Boob Marley

#5 Hellfire Tournament Round 3
Suzan Blades vs. Malfest Goat-Monster

#6 VACANT Bunny Challenge :3
TBD vs. VACANT

#7 Dash’s Dumb “Grudge” Match
The Fun Gang (+ Mystery Person) vs. The Dashosphere and its Husks

#8 Hellfire Tournament Semi-Finals
Winner of #2 vs. Winner of #4

#9 Hellfire Tournament Semi-Finals
Winner of #3 vs. Winner of #5

#10 Hellfire Rumble
Featuring everyone from the Tournament who didn’t make it to the finals. All 30 of them.

#11 Hellfire Tournament Finals
Winner of #8 vs. Winner of #9

Going live now and starting in 15 minutes https://www.twitch.tv/iggy_igsen

Here’s the match card again:
#1 Suman (“c”) vs. Hobo One Kevodki for the Jabroni Royale
#2 Black vs. Hellranger Flamander
#3 Arcade Legend ASS vs. Grace Thoruson
#4 Harmony Gray vs. Boob Marley
#5 Suzan Blades vs. Malfest Goat-Monster
#6 VACANT Bunny Challenge :3
#7 The Fun Gang vs. The Dashosphere and its Husks
#8 Hellfire Semi-Finals Match 1
#9 Hellfire Semi-Finals Match 2
#10 Hellfire Rumble
#11 Hellfire Finals