Okay, it is time again! The next show will be on on Saturday, at the usual time.
We will crown a Darkweight champion, determine a No. 1 Contender for the Legion Titles and, most importantly, the tournament for the Infernal Hellweight Championship begins. The brackets are as follows:
This week we will do all the first round matches for group 1, next week it’ll be the first round for group 2 and in a big show after that we will have the remaining seven tournament matches as well as all regular title matches.
But first, here’s this week’s match card:
#1 Jabroni Royale Deathmatch
IGgy IGsen (‘c’) vs. Palpatine
They take too long to finish and so they both exploded and are now dead. rip (It’s a draw) - Match Rating 100%
Scene: A press conference for our latest big signing, Flamander, is held. While he has been a hero in the past he is now very different. He looks down on his past self and promises to destroy his first opponent, DCB.
#2 IHC Tournament Group 1 - Round 1
Firestar vs. Harmony Gray
Lotsa fire breathing and low blows from Firestar. I guess Harmony didn’t expect that because even though she tried her best she was defeated by Firestar via Pinfall. - Match Rating: 90%
#3 IHC Tournament Group 1 - Round 1
Grace Thoruson vs. Angus McMutton
What a war. At 20:07 Game Minutes this is the longest singles match on the card. Angus dominated early on but Grace mounted a very successful comeback until Angus hit the Tru Bru and pinned Grace for the 3-Count. - Match Rating: 97%
Scene: Inspector Jane appears in OHPW. Her mission is to expose crimes (?) and get that vile IGgy behind bars??? Lemuel also appears and does his angel schtick and surprises Jane with the fact that she’s already on today’s match card and teaming with Lemuel. They form a tag team that we will call “Lawful Good” from now on.
#4 No. 1 Contender Match for the Legion Titles
Fallout Boys vs. Lemuel & Inspector Jane
This match devolved into chaos at times, where everybody was attacking everyone, especially when the action moved outside the ring. In the end it was Lemuel who submitted HazMatt with Angel Wings. - Match Rating: 91%
#5 Bunny Championship :3
Anna May vs. Canada “Rosette” Alderman ©
The Anime Bear Princess challenged Rosette for the Bunny Title but in the end Rosette defendes the Bun, beating Anna May via submission. - Match Rating: 87%
#6 IHC Tournament Group 1 - Round 1
Weeb Weaver vs. Fomore
Whoa whoa whoa, weeeeeeee! Fomore manages to put down Weeb with CAP, pinning them for the 3-Count - Match Rating: 81%
Scene: DCB hangs out in the lockers, panicking because of having to face Flamander but to the rescue comes Angus, offering her some of the Tru Bru that makes his head harder. Reluctantly, DCB accepts.
#7 IHC Tournament Group 1 - Round 1
Hellranger Flamander vs. DivineCoffeeBinge
Surprisingly, DCB didn’t go down in seconds instead it was a competitive match. She even got to hit her finisher and got a near fall off of that. When Flamander hit his finisher, The Snake, DCB got up immediately, however, the next move was what took her down for the 3-Count. - Match Rating: 92%
#8 Underworld Darkweight Championship
Super Samio vs. The Cocademon
To determine our first Darkweight Champion these two went one on one. After 16 minutes Cocademon becomes the first Darkweight Champion using his submission finisher, the Carbonated Footprint. - Match Rating 81%