By this point I’m sure you know the drill.
The show will be at the usual time, in the usual place]
Our tournament for the Hellweight Title rages on, this time the first round of the second group will take place. This is the bracket as of right now:
Additionally, we’ll determine our first Tag champions.
The match card is as follows:
#1 Jabroni Royale Deathmatch
IGgy IGsen (‘c’) vs. DivineCoffeeBinge
There’s some flippy shit because I accidentally forgot to make this a barbed wire match. In the end IGgy defeats DCB with a Stunner for the pin. - Match Rating: 83%
Scene: Dash is in the post-match interview area trying to put himself over while there isn’t anyone there. Leebo berates him a bit on it all but Dash appears impervious to all his attempts at reasoning and in denial that maybe he’s not, in fact, the greatest there ever was.
#2 IHC Tournament Group 2 - Round 1
King Skeleton vs. Dash Rendar
It sucks and I aplogize for this but Dash actually won using the Outrider (Phoenixplex) - Match Rating: 100%
#3 IHC Tournament Group 2 - Round 1
Vacation Skeleton vs. Suzan Blades
I’m also sorry for this one because Vacation Skeleton did not win. Suzan andvances in the tournament and will face Dash Rendar next round. - Match Rating: 96%
Scene: Nawt a Robutt is backstage, preparing for the match when Palpy comes in and tries to recruit him but to no avail, because Robutt is not an actual idiot.
#4 Three-Way (First Fall)
Nawt A Robutt vs. Pantha vs. Manic Misanthropic
This match is as much chaos as the last one but at least it didn’t last 45 kayfabe minutes until Pantha managed to submit Manic while Robutt watched. - Match Rating: 100%
Scene Before the match Shakedow tries to scare Rosette but it doesn’t really work. Basically this is just the slightly reworded intro for Mr. Shakedown from Yakuza 0
#5 Bunny Championship :3
Mr. Shakedown vs. Rosette (c)
With 9:39 K-Minutes this is our shortest match so far and Mr. Shakedown wins, taking the Bunny Title :3 as his own. - Match Rating: 70%
#6 IHC Tournament Group 2 - Round 1
Undeddie Guerrero vs. Great Maharaja
Oof. This had all the makings of a classic. Then Undeddie did the unthinkable! His trademark chair spot. A dumbfounded Maharaja caught a chair thrown by Undeddie for the referee to heroically step in and DQ Maharaja. - Match Rating: 87%
#7 IHC Tournament Group 2 - Round 1
Black vs. Boob Marley
These two hosses went hard and it was close but in the end Black, instead of using the Blackout for the win, took Boob’s Sunken Chest and immediatelly caused him to tap out. rip boob - Match Rating: 97%
#8 OHPW Legion Tag Titles
Lawful Good vs. Pineapple Pizza
These two teams gave it their all to be the first Legion Tag Champions. It was Cheese Pietzza who submitted Lemuel using a Figure 4 Neck Lock to earn the win and the titles for their team. - Match Rating: 85%
ENCORE
#0 The first match again but this time actually with barbed wire
IGgy IGsen (‘c’) vs. DivineCoffeeBinge
Exactly the same as the original match. IGgy does a Stunner and pins DCB. Rest in peace.
