Week 41: Demon King
We finally got a new Jabroni! This is all very exciting!
Well, we also got a new Hellweight Champion in Fomore but they aren’t on the show this weekend so back to the Jabroni, Jane, who will face off against her own tag partner, Lemuel.
EGO challenges for Palpy’s Bunny Title. I’m sure neither will show up alone.
And, after her standout performance in the Gorefest, Maya gets a shot at the Darkweight Title against Ryu.
#1 Jabroni Royale Deathmatch
Inspector Jane (c) vs. Lemuel Post
God damn, that’s a lot of blood. Lemuel manages to win this one, but he showed up in a hoodie because he was ashamed to have to fight his tag team partner and fellow Lawful Good aligned cop.
#2 Tag Team Match
Fallout Boys vs. Team Skull (Pink and Blue)
This match was 90% fooling around. It came as a shock to me that the match didn’t end with a Neck Crank on Rick, but it ended up being a camel clutch. That’s like a real hardcore neck crank.
#3 Singles Match
Nero Sin vs. Lea Lionheart
A very even match all the way to the end when Lea hit her Shooting Star Press she calls the Make-A-Wish for the 3
Scene: The Dashes argue over who’s the most stupid among them but they all think they are smart.
#4 Elimination
Mina Park vs. Suzan Blades vs. Apollo vs. Muscle Wizard
FFFFuuuuuuck! Muscle Wizard knocks out Suzan with Bigdawgs Clenched Fist again. Mina goes second, it ends with Apollo and Muscle Wizard in the ring and I don’t think it comes as a huge surprise to hear that the guy who knocked out the former and first Hellweight Champ Suzan Blades took the win.
#5 Bunny Championship :3
EGO vs. Palpatine (c)
When too people I hate face each other it doesn’t matter who wins, I lose. But also whoever loses, I win! Well, it ended up being a count-out victory for Palpy so we all left disappointed.
#6 VACANT Open Challenge
Hellranger Flamander vs. VACANT
Flamander fought hard but just like always, once VACANT decides it’s time to win and whip out the Moonsault Stomps the fun ends. Flamander couldn’t get back up after the second down at around 12 minutes.
Scene: SATAN congratulates Fomore on the Hellweight Title win but when Fomore wants to say “Yeah, I had to fight harder for it than anybody else” it freezes at “Yeah I had”. Bottom Line is Fomore still has this weird brainworm where they think they are part of some corporate structure that doesn’t exist.
#7 Underworld Darkweight Championship
Maya Northwind vs. Ryu (c)
Because fukken EGO and Palpy went long Maya and Ryu had to rush it. They still crammed a lot of violence in these 10-11 minutes. But Ryu emerges victorious once more and becomes the first person to have more than two defenses with the Darkweight Title in a single run.
