OHPW - Week 40: JUDGEMENT NIGHT
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JUDGEMENT NIGHT is upon us, let’s get ready for our tenth Special Event. The Fun Gang and IGgy go against the attackers of Door-Chan, Kelsey’s Blootober Gorefest will be celebrated, although, we appear to be one participant short, Freddie and Flamander finally face-off in a No DQ match and Fomore gets their chance at last and faces Pantha for the Infernal Hellweight Title in our main event. If they win they’ll be the first to hold all singles titles of OHPW.
#1 Jabroni Royale Deathmatch
N-T Punk © vs. Inspector Jane
They go toe to toe, we reach the 15:00 Minute mark, it’s over! But what’s this, N-T Punk dressed up as Jean Pierre Polnareff gets up! He’s rid himself of the Jabroni curse!
#2 Seven Deadly Pins Battle Royal
Great Maharaja vs. Lea Lionheart vs. King Skeleton vs. Cocademon vs. Malfest Goat-Monster vs. Black vs. Josef Dub vs. Lemuel Post
Another 7DP where the champ is the first one to be eliminated. Lea, who started out with him managed to make it all the way to the end but was locked into Cocademon’s Carbonated Footprint, giving Cocademon (dressed as Pepsiman) the win.
#3 Hell’s Gate Tournament Finals
Arcade Legend ASS vs. Ricc 2 Thicc
Tiny girl vs. HUGE GUY. This time, HUGE GUY won. He’s Ricc, he’s Ricc and he’s way too Thicc
#4 Elimination Tag
The Fun Gang & IGgy vs. EGO, Mr. Shakedown, A Mimic and Undeddie Guererro
A strong showing for the vile door attackers I guess. DCB got counted out, IGgy got pinned real quick, Robutt didn’t make it long after. Vacation Skeleton fought the longest but it was 1 on 3 after Mimic was pinned.
#5 Bunny Championship :3
Manic Misanthrope vs. Palpatine ©
Bummer. Manic was supposed to be The One ™ but Palpy somehow managed to beat Manic in less than six minutes.
Scene: Steve Dirt approaches Kelsey to request taking part in the Gorefest. She was initially skeptical but after seeing his ring attire becomes very enthusiastic about him joining the proceedings.
#6 Bloodtober Gorefest 2019
Kelsey Slaughter vs. Maya Northwind vs. Hobo One Kevodki vs. ???
WHAT A BLOOD BATH! In the end it was Maya and Steve Dirt fighting for the dilapidated truck full of candy. But Maya wanted that candy so much she actually submitted everyone in that match.
#7 Underworld Darkweight Championship
Roy vs. Ryu
Ryu was dressed as Ryu from Street Fighter while Roy was Ken from Street Fighter. And it turned out that Ryu always beats Ken.
#8 Legion Tag Championships
Pineapple Pizza vs. The Dash Rendars
Pne Appel and Cheese Pietzza must have learned that Dash Rendar once stole all the food from the moon. Probably including some Pineapples and Pizzas (never mind the fact that they created a vortex of infinite Pizza shortly after). Anyway, the Dashes got what they deserved and lost the titles to Pineapple Pizza!
Scene: LPFWA 2k18 modified Intro
#9 Singles Match
Freddie Hope vs. Hellranger Flamander
Boy. Freddie had control early on, doing The Worm, Flamanders finisher when he was still a face, multiple times. Eventually the match went outside for a long time. And when they returned to the ring the momentum shifted to Flamander’s favor and he took the win.
Scene: Freddie leaves the arena and returns to his locker room. Only to find Star Pilot Flamander who apparently exists here now in the same timeline as Hellranger Flamander. Weird.
#10 VACANT Open Challenge
Dash Rendar vs. VACANT
Today is a good day. Dash gets beaten up some more. Rip. It’s not even a TKO, he just couldn’t get up anymore after the second down.
#11 Infernal Hellweight Championship
Fomore vs. Pantha ©
Fomore’s ambition to amount to something, anything, even if it’s just having held all the singles titles in the company, was strong enough to overcome Pantha. Fomore is now the first person to have held the Bunny Title, the Darkweight Title, the Seven Deadly Pins Title and finally, the Infernal Hellweight Championship!