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OHPW - Week 40: JUDGEMENT NIGHT


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JUDGEMENT NIGHT is upon us, let’s get ready for our tenth Special Event. The Fun Gang and IGgy go against the attackers of Door-Chan, Kelsey’s Blootober Gorefest will be celebrated, although, we appear to be one participant short, Freddie and Flamander finally face-off in a No DQ match and Fomore gets their chance at last and faces Pantha for the Infernal Hellweight Title in our main event. If they win they’ll be the first to hold all singles titles of OHPW.

#1 Jabroni Royale Deathmatch
N-T Punk © vs. Inspector Jane

#2 Seven Deadly Pins Battle Royal
Great Maharaja vs. Lea Lionheart vs. King Skeleton vs. Cocademon vs. Malfest Goat-Monster vs. Black vs. Josef Dub vs. Lemuel Post

#3 Hell’s Gate Tournament Finals
Arcade Legend ASS vs. Ricc 2 Thicc

#4 Elimination Tag
The Fun Gang & IGgy vs. EGO, Mr. Shakedown, A Mimic and Undeddie Guererro

#5 Bunny Championship :3
Manic Misanthrope vs. Palpatine ©

#6 Bloodtober Gorefest 2019
Kelsey Slaughter vs. Maya Northwind vs. Hobo One Kevodki vs. ???

#7 Underworld Darkweight Championship
Roy vs. Ryu

#8 Legion Tag Championships
Pineapple Pizza vs. The Dash Rendars

#9 Singles Match - No DQ
Freddie Hope vs. Hellranger Flamander

#10 VACANT Open Challenge
TBD vs. VACANT

#11 Infernal Hellweight Championship
Fomore vs. Pantha ©

Going live now and starting in 15 minutes https://www.twitch.tv/iggy_igsen

Here’s the match card again:
#1 N-T Punk © vs. Inspector Jane for the Jabroni Royale
#2 Seven Deadly Pins Battle Royal feat. Lemuel Post ©
#3 Arcade Legend ASS vs. Ricc 2 Thicc
#4 The Fun Gang & IGgy vs. The people who attacked a door.
#5 Manic Misanthrope vs. Palpatine © for the Bunny Title :3
#6 Kelsey Slaughter vs. Maya Northwind vs. Hobo One Kevodki vs. ???
#7 Roy vs. Ryu © for the Darkweight Title
#8 Pineapple Pizza vs. The Dash Rendars © for the Legion Tag Titles
#9 Freddie Hope vs. Hellranger Flamander
#10 VACANT Open Challenge
#11 Fomore vs. Pantha © for the Hellweight Title

Week 40: JUDGEMENT NIGHT - (Twitch VOD)

Week 41: Demon King

We finally got a new Jabroni! This is all very exciting!
Well, we also got a new Hellweight Champion in Fomore but they aren’t on the show this weekend so back to the Jabroni, Jane, who will face off against her own tag partner, Lemuel.
EGO challenges for Palpy’s Bunny Title. I’m sure neither will show up alone.
And, after her standout performance in the Gorefest, Maya gets a shot at the Darkweight Title against Ryu.

#1 Jabroni Royale Deathmatch
Inspector Jane © vs. Lemuel Post

#2 Tag Team Match
Fallout Boys vs. Team Skull (Pink and Blue)

#3 Singles Match
Nero Sin vs. Lea Lionheart

#4 Elimination
Mina Park vs. Suzan Blades vs. Apollo vs. Muscle Wizard

#5 Bunny Championship :3
EGO vs. Palpatine ©

#6 VACANT Open Challenge
TBD vs. VACANT

#7 Underworld Darkweight Championship
Maya Northwind vs. Ryu ©

Going live now and starting in 15 minutes https://www.twitch.tv/iggy_igsen

Here’s the match card again:
#1 Inspector Jane © vs. Lemuel Post for the Jabroni Royale
#2 Fallout Boys vs. Team Skull
#3 Nero Sin vs. Lea Lionheart
#4 Mina Park vs. Suzan Blades vs. Apollo vs. Muscle Wizard
#5 EGO vs. Palpatine © for the Bunny Title :3
#6 VACANT Open Challenge
#7 Maya Northwind vs. Ryu © for the Darkweight Title

Week 41: Yeah I Had - (Twitch VOD)


Maya with her Gorefest Prize posted by phallen1 drawn by Lumineko


Fomore Had… a good merch design by PublicOpinion

Week 42: The Answer

This Saturday despite being fairly formidable and having a very dominant debut, Nero Sin has to defend against the Jabroni on Saturday. Losing to DCB and a debuting Lea just added up here… knowing Jane’s track record here she just might get punished for her sins.

Afterwards our former Hellweight Champ Pantha has her first match since losing the title. Against recent Jabroni Graduate N-T Punk and Showdown Tournament Runner-Up and Dominator of her block Harmony Gray

Vacation Skeleton has a match!

Can duel hungry Apollo end Palpy’s reign of terror. Honestly, I think Palpy just may piss Apollo off into submission. After all Apollo is a bit of a stickler for rules and Palpy only cares about how far he can bend the rules before he gets disqualified.

And our Main Event will be The Seven Deadly Pins Battle Royal. As always, that#s the least predictable match and usually one of the more fun ones when it doesn’t take more than an hour (that’s been patched, by the way)

#1 Jabroni Royale Deathmatch
Inspector Jane © vs. Nero Sin

#2 Three-Way First Fall
N-T Punk vs. Pantha vs. Harmony Gray

#3 Singles Match
Vacation Skeleton vs. Boob Marley

#4 Tag Team Match
School of Slam vs. oRa 66 (Anus and Josef)

#5 Bunny Championship :3
Apollo vs. Palpatine ©

#6 VACANT Open Challenge
TBD vs. VACANT

#7 Seven Deadly Pins Battle Royal
Grace Thoruson vs. Doctor Mutant vs. Weeb Weaver vs. DivineCoffeeBinge vs. Harley Havik vs. Zoltan vs. Midas Minoson vs. Cocademon ©

Going live now and starting in 15 minutes https://www.twitch.tv/iggy_igsen

Here’s the match card again:
#1 Inspector Jane © vs. Nero Sin for the Jabroni Royale
#2 N-T Punk vs. Pantha vs. Harmony Gray
#3 Vacation Skeleton vs. Boob Marley
#4 School of Slam vs. oRa 66
#5 Apollo vs. Palpatine © for the Bunny Title :3
#6 VACANT Open Challenge
#7 Seven Deadly Pins feat. Cocademon ©

Week 42: The Answer - (Twitch VOD)


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OHPW - Week 43

This is the final show before… let’s just call the PPV “Rules of Nature” sure, that works. Better than nothing.
Last week we had Harmony take away an impressive victory but then Black came and just one-upped that by beating VACANT. So tonight we have Harmony vs. Black to settle who faces Fomore for the Hellweight Title next week.

Aside from that we have Kayu in her first singles match since she rid herself of the Jabroni Royale and in our main Event the… oRa… they somehow where the only ones eligible for this week’s Legion Tag match.

#1 Jabroni Royale Deathmatch
Inspector Jane © vs. Doctor Mutant

#2 Tag Team Match
The Fun Gang vs. Space Wizards

#3 Singles Match
Kayu Zakisaka vs. Super Samio

#4 Four-Way
Chief Engineer vs. Guzma vs. Canada Alderman vs. Anna May

#5 Bunny Championship :3
Wee Weaver vs. Palpatine ©

#6 Hellweight No. 1 Contender Match
Harmony Gray vs. Black

#7 Legion Tag Championships
oRa 66 vs. Pineapple Pizza ©

Going live now and starting in 15 minutes https://www.twitch.tv/iggy_igsen

Here’s the match card again:
#1 Inspector Jane © vs. Doctor Mutant for the Jabroni Royale
#2 The Fun Gang vs. Space Wizards
#3 Kayu Zakisaka vs. Super Samio
#4 Chief Engineer vs. Guzma vs. Canada Alderman vs. Anna May
#5 Weeb Weaver vs. Palpatine © for the Bunny Title :3
#6 Harmony Gray vs. Black
#7 oRa 66 vs. Pineapple Pizza © for the Legion Tag Title

Week 43: Wrestling Logic - (Twitch VOD)

Week 44: RULES OF NATURE
Right! Here we go! This Saturday it’s time for… Rules of Nature??? Yeah, that’s what it’s called now.

Our hottest angle is probably that some character from the Star Wars extended canon got three other versions of himself and now they are upset at each other for whatever reason so they team up against each other. The Dash Rendars are fine.
Muscle Wizard and Suzan also face off after two knockouts and an awkward challenge. But we also have the three people Palpy beat via count-out teaming up against the oRa 66, who caused the count-outs in the first place. All of this happens immediately before Palpy is challenged by Black. And you always bet on Black. Except last week… when he lost the Hellweight No. 1 Contender match to Harmony ho is challenging for the Hellweight Championship this show.

#1 Jabroni Royale Deathmatch
Doctor Mutant (“c”) vs. Anna May

#2 Seven Deadly Pins Battle Royal
Mr. Shakedown vs. A Mimic vs. Vacation Skeleton vs. Kelsey Slaughter vs. Boob Marley vs. Lemuel Post vs. Undeddie Guerrero vs. DivineCoffeeBinge ©

#3 Singles Match
Muscle Wizard vs. Suzan Blades

#4 Tag Team Match
The Dash Rendars (Dash Rendar & The El Chad) vs. The Dash Rendars (Ledasha Rendar & Fat Dash Rendar)

#5 Trios Tornado Tag Match
Weeb Weaver, Apollo, EGO vs. oRa 66

#6 Bunny Championship :3
Black vs. Palpatine ©

#7 Legion Tag Championship
Space Wizards vs. Pineapple Pizza ©

#8 Underworld Darkweight Championship
Canada Alderman vs. Ryu ©

#9 VACANT Open Challenge
TBD vs. VACANT

#10 Infernal Hellweight Championship
Harmony Gray vs. Fomore ©

Going live now and starting in 15 minutes https://www.twitch.tv/iggy_igsen

Here’s the match card again:
#1 Doctor Mutant (“c”) vs. Anna May
#2 Seven Deadly Pins Battle Royal feat. DivineCoffeeBinge ©
#3 Muscle Wizard vs. Suzan Blades
#4 The Dash Rendars vs. The Dash Rendars
#5 Weeb, Apollo & EGO vs. oRa 66
#6 Black vs. Palpatine © for the Bunny Title :3
#7 Space Wizards vs. Pineapple Pizza © for the Legion Tag Titles
#8 Canada Alderman vs. Ryu © for the Darkweight Title
#9 VACANT Open Challenge
#10 Harmony Gray vs. Fomore © for the Hellweight Title

Week 44: RULES OF NATURE- (Twitch VOD)

OHPW - Week 45: I Quit this Saturday!
This coming Saturday’s show features Palpy trying to not become the Jabroni after really earning himself the dishonor of having to challenge the current Jabroni, Anna may, by losing to a… 50 (?) count??? Talk about a burial.

Freddie Hope is back in the ring for the first time after his loss to Flamander. He’s up against some new guy called Suman. I know virtually nothing about him except that he apparently exists. Meanwhile, Kelsey is challenging Black for the Bunny Title :3

It’s funny to me how the cute and fluffy belt is often held by people who aren’t very cute or fluffy. Speaking of being or being not cute or fluffy, Team Skull fit one of those criteria, I’m not sure which. But they challenge Pineapple Pizza for their Legion Tag Titles.

#1 Jabroni Royale Deathmatch
Anna May (“c”) vs. Palpatine

#2 Some Battle Royal
Lea Lionheart vs. Roy vs. Hobo One Kevodki vs. King Skeleton

#3 Some Singles Match
Suman. vs. Freddie Hope

#4 Tag Team Match
Wizards Not Allowed vs. Lawful Good

#5 Bunny Championship
Kelsey Slaughter vs. Black ©

#6 VACANT Open Challenge
TBD vs. VACANT

#7 Legion Tag Championship
Team Skull Grunts vs. Pineapple Pizza ©

Going live now and starting in 15 minutes https://www.twitch.tv/iggy_igsen

Here’s the match card again:
#1 Anna May (“c”) vs. Palpatine for the Jabroni Royale
#2 Lea Lionheart vs. Roy vs. Hobo One Kevodki vs. King Skeleton
#3 SUMAN. vs. Freddie Hope
#4 Wizards Not Allowed vs. Lawful Good
#5 Kelsey Slaughter vs. Black © for the Bunny Title :3
#6 VACANT Open Challenge
#7 Team Skull vs. Pineapple Pizza © for the Legion Tag Titles

Week 45: I Quit! - (Twitch VOD)

Week 46: Thanks for Coming
This saturday, as always.

As we near the end of the year we’re havin’ more wrestling
Anus McMutton returns to Battle Royals, though, not as big as the last one he was in, where he was unconscious for most of it and just stayed there until the next week.
Former Hellweight Champ Suzan Blades faces former Hellweight Contender Manic Misanthrope 1 on 1. Suzan may cement her return to singles competition but Manic could also prove to us that he’s capable of more than we think.
We also have Lea Lionheart against Black for the Bunny Title. Probably the biggest match of her carreer yet.
And finally, somehow Hobo made his way back to the Main Event in trying to stop Ryu’s record Darkweight Title reign.

#1 Jabroni Royale Deathmatch
Anna May (“c”) vs. King Skeleton

#2 Five-Way - Elimination
Grace Thoruson vs. Plumeria vs. Great Maharaja vs. A Mimic vs. Anus McMutton

#3 Singles Match
Suzan Blades vs. Manic Misanthrope

#4 Tag Team Match
School of Slam vs. Fallout Boys

#5 Bunny Championship :3
Lea Lionheart vs. Black ©

#6 VACANT Open Challenge
TBD vs. VACANT

#7 Underworld Darkweight Championship
Hobo One Kevodki vs. Ryu ©