OHPW - Week 39: Dusk
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It’s time for our Go-Home to JUDGEMENT NIGHT but it’s also time for the third and for now last (I don’t know for how long) episode of Hell’s Gate, determining our showcase match for the main show’s PPV.
Our last show before JUDGEMENT NIGHT which will double as our Halloween episode. Punk struggles again, this time against Anna May, the evil clown gets a shot at the Bunny Title :3 and Plumeria and Pink, the two ladies from A HEEL STABLE CALLED TEAM SKULL have earned the right to be considered ultra babyfaces by facing The Dash Rendars for the Legion Tag Titles.
#1 Jabroni Royale Deathmatch
N-T Punk (c) vs. Anna May
Punk did a Michinoku Driver and a Reverse Hurancanrana to put Anna May on the barbed wire bats twice but after Anna locked in the Claw for the third time he still tapped. Poor Punk.
Scene: Vacation Skeleton investigates the Attack on Door-Chan. Turns out it was Mr. Shakedown… but that’s not the whole story.
#2 Tag Team Match
Grace & Harmony vs. Pineapple Pizza
Harmony got hit hard early on so Grace did most of the heavy lifting, however, against a Pineapple and a Pizza this simply wasn’t enough. Cheese Pietzza ends the match via submission.
Scene: Kelsey is just chilling as Maya comes in to accept her invitation to the Gorefest, The Hobo comes in and does the same thing… then Vacation Skeleton comes in and asks them if they attacked Door-Chan
#3 Singles Match
Manic Misanthrope vs. Midas Minoson
I’m only realizing this now but both their initials are MM. Well, in any case, this was a hard-fought match that Manic could decide in his favor via submission.
Scene: Vacation Skeleton investigates the Attack on Door-Cahn. Turns out it was A Mimic… but that’s not the whole story.
#4 3-Way (First Fall)
Weeb Weaver vs. Supreme Sadim vs. EGO
I’ll cut right to the ugly chase: Weeb is submitted by EGO using their own finisher. This is the second time this happened.
Scene: Flamander invades IGgy’s office and requests his match against Freddie be made a No DQ. IGgy just says yes. But then Vacation Skeleton shows up and asks them if they attacked Door-Chan.
#5 Bunny Championship :3
George Cluwney vs. Palpatine
It is with great sadness that I have to announce that Palpy fucking won again. Fuck.
Scene: Vacation Skeleton investigates the Attack on Do- wait no, he doesn’t. Undeddie Guerrero just straight up tells him he did it without VS having to ask. But… that’s not the whole story. The Mastermind has yet to reveal their self.
#6 VACANT Open Challenge
Ryu vs. VACANT
WE ARE APPROACHING TEN MINUTES, NO ONE’S BEEN DOWNED YET! But what’s this? Oh no, The Moonsault Stomp! Ryu is down for the first time! It didn’t take long after this happened, but Ryu couldn’t defeat VACANT. It ends via TKO.
Scene: Vacation Skeleton is trying to make sense of the Door-Chan situation and decides to look at the crime scene once more. After a few moments, the Mastermind just reveals themselves! It’s EGO, with Shakedown, Mimic and Undeddie in tow. They were all in cahoots. But what’s this? The Fun Gang and IGgy show up. IGgy’s decided that it’ll be The Fun Gang vs. the rampant doorphobes and he’ll help out as the fourth member of the tag team.
#7 Legion Tag Championships
Team Skull vs. The Dash Rendars
It is with great sadness that I have to announce that The Dash FUCKING Rendars rucking won again. Fuck.
