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OHPW - Week 37: Dawn
(Link for exact time and date etc., you know the deal)

Before we get to the card for this Saturday’s show…

Hell’s Gate 1: King Crimson - (Twitch VOD)

If you want to get a glimpse at some new people that might be joining the main roster at some point sooner or later here’s a show from our developmental territory. To avoid confusion:

  • Different from Main Show
  • Pre-recorded.
  • Shorter runtime (30-45 Minutes)
  • No Commentary
  • Mostly different Roster (there’s some overlap, don’t worry, Maharaja is still in the main roster)
  • A Tournament, currently, the finals of which will happen at the next PPV of our main show.
  • This isn’t a regular weekly thing, but a “If I feel like it and got time” thing, though, this week and the next two will have an episode.

If you don’t have time or don’t want to watch it here’s the results

But now back to our regularly scheduled show.

DETERMINATION is over, but the show goes on. Flamander and Freddie are still locked into their feud, Fomore managed to earn an opportunity to become a Quadruple Crown champion at JUDGEMENT NIGHT the next PPV. We had a lot of title changes in general. In fact, the only title that didn’t change hands was the Hellweight. Changing our landscape quite a bit. And well, if you count the Jabroni Royale as a title then that also didn’t change. Poor Punk.

I swear, though, if the 7DP on this card lasts longer than 45 kayfabe minutes it’s gotta be Spike Chunsofts fault somehow… Ah well. The full card is below, of course.

#1 Jabroni Royale Deathmatch
N-T Punk © vs. Boob Marley

#2 Four-Way (First Fall)
A Mimic vs. Undeddie Guerrero vs. Guzma vs. Inspector Jane

#3 Singles Match
Anus McMutton vs. Family Man

#4 Trios Tag Team Match
The Fun Gang vs. Fallout Boys

#5 Bunny Championship :3
Palpatine vs. Roy ©

#6 VACANT Open Challenge
TBD vs. VACANT

#7 Seven Deadly Pins Battle Royal
Canada Alderman vs. Apollo vs. Lemuel Post vs. Hobo One Kevodki vs. Pine Appel vs. Cheese Pietzza vs. Team Skull Grunt Blue vs. Muscle Wizard ©

Going live now and starting in 15 minutes https://www.twitch.tv/iggy_igsen

Here’s the match card again:
#1 N-T Punk © vs. Boob Marley for the Jabroni Royale
#2 A Mimic vs. Undeddie Guerrero vs. Guzma vs. Inspector Jane
#3 Anus McMutton vs. Family Man
#4 The Fun Gang vs. Fallout Boys
#5 Palpatine vs. Roy © for the Bunny Title :3
#6 VACANT Open Challenge
#7 Seven Deadly Pins Battle Royal feat. Muscle Wizard ©

Week 37: Dawn - (Twitch VOD)

Week 38: Day
Click here for the exact time of this Saturday’s show, as usual.

Before getting to the card for this week here’s another episode of Hell’s Gate

OHPW - Hell’s Gate #2: Battle Cocks - (Twitch VOD)

If you’re only gonna watch one match from that card I recommend the first one. Steve Dirt vs. Florida Man vs. Sexton Thicc in a Landmine Deathmatch. Many explosions and buckets of blood.

Here’s the Results

As for our regular show:

Punk doesn’t deserve to face Anus. He did nothing wrong. Then again, Anus is kind of on a downward spin, having lost to Family Man, so who knows how this will go. Flamander’s first match after losing the Bunny Title :3 and possibly the last before facing Freddie in two weeks.
Guzma, meanwhile, attempts to capture said Bunny Title :3 from Palpatine who may or may not be trying to match his reign from the LPFWA days. And in the Main Event, Canada attempts to recapture the Darkweight Title in a match against Ryu.

#1 Jabroni Royale Deathmatch
N-T Punk © vs. Anus McMutton

#2 Tag Team Match
Space Wizards vs. Team Skull (Pink and Plumeria)

#3 6-Way Elimination
The El Chad vs. Kayu Zakisaka vs. George Cluwney vs. Dash Rendar vs. Super Samio vs. Chief Engineer

#4 Singles Match
Flamander vs. Harley Havik

#5 Bunny Championship :3
Guzma vs. Palpatine ©

#6 VACANT Open Challenge
TBD vs. VACANT

#7 Underworld Darkweight Championship
Canada Alderman vs. Ryu ©

Going live now and starting in 15 minutes https://www.twitch.tv/iggy_igsen

Here’s the match card again:
#1 N-T Punk © vs. Anus McMutton for the Jabroni Royale
#2 Space Wizards vs. Team Skull
#3 The El Chad vs. Kayu vs. Cluwney vs. Dash vs. Samio vs. Chief Engineer
#4 Flamander vs. Harley Havik
#5 Guzma vs. Palpatine © for the Bunny Title :3
#6 VACANT Open Challenge
#7 Canada Alderman vs. Ryu © for the Darkweight Title

OHPW - Week 38: Day - (Twitch VOD)

OHPW - Week 39: Dusk
Click the link for the exact time of the show, as always.

It’s time for our Go-Home to JUDGEMENT NIGHT but it’s also time for the third and for now last (I don’t know for how long) episode of Hell’s Gate, determining our showcase match for the main show’s PPV.

Our last show before JUDGEMENT NIGHT which will double as our Halloween episode. Punk struggles again, this time against Anna May, the evil clown gets a shot at the Bunny Title :3 and Plumeria and Pink, the two ladies from A HEEL STABLE CALLED TEAM SKULL have earned the right to be considered ultra babyfaces by facing The Dash Rendars for the Legion Tag Titles.

#1 Jabroni Royale Deathmatch
N-T Punk © vs. Anna May

#2 Tag Team Match
Grace & Harmony vs. Pineapple Pizza

#3 Singles Match
Manic Misanthrope vs. Midas Minoson

#4 3-Way (First Fall)
Weeb Weaver vs. Supreme Sadim vs. EGO

#5 Bunny Championship :3
George Cluwney vs. Palpatine

#6 VACANT Open Challenge
TBD vs. VACANT

#7 Legion Tag Championships
Team Skull vs. The Dash Rendars

Going live now and starting in 15 minutes https://www.twitch.tv/iggy_igsen

Here’s the match card again:
#1 N-T Punk © vs. Anna May for the Jabroni Royale
#2 Grace & Harmony vs. Pineapple Pizza
#3 Manic Misanthrope vs. Midas Minoson
#4 Weeb Weaver vs. Supreme Sadim vs. EGO
#5 George Cluwney vs. Palpatine © for the Bunny Title :3
#6 VACANT Open Challenge
#7 Team Skull vs. The Dash Rendars © for the Legion Tag Titles

OHPW - Week 39: Dusk - (Twitch VOD)

OHPW - Week 40: JUDGEMENT NIGHT


Click the image or this link for a special hype video package

JUDGEMENT NIGHT is upon us, let’s get ready for our tenth Special Event. The Fun Gang and IGgy go against the attackers of Door-Chan, Kelsey’s Blootober Gorefest will be celebrated, although, we appear to be one participant short, Freddie and Flamander finally face-off in a No DQ match and Fomore gets their chance at last and faces Pantha for the Infernal Hellweight Title in our main event. If they win they’ll be the first to hold all singles titles of OHPW.

#1 Jabroni Royale Deathmatch
N-T Punk © vs. Inspector Jane

#2 Seven Deadly Pins Battle Royal
Great Maharaja vs. Lea Lionheart vs. King Skeleton vs. Cocademon vs. Malfest Goat-Monster vs. Black vs. Josef Dub vs. Lemuel Post

#3 Hell’s Gate Tournament Finals
Arcade Legend ASS vs. Ricc 2 Thicc

#4 Elimination Tag
The Fun Gang & IGgy vs. EGO, Mr. Shakedown, A Mimic and Undeddie Guererro

#5 Bunny Championship :3
Manic Misanthrope vs. Palpatine ©

#6 Bloodtober Gorefest 2019
Kelsey Slaughter vs. Maya Northwind vs. Hobo One Kevodki vs. ???

#7 Underworld Darkweight Championship
Roy vs. Ryu

#8 Legion Tag Championships
Pineapple Pizza vs. The Dash Rendars

#9 Singles Match - No DQ
Freddie Hope vs. Hellranger Flamander

#10 VACANT Open Challenge
TBD vs. VACANT

#11 Infernal Hellweight Championship
Fomore vs. Pantha ©

Going live now and starting in 15 minutes https://www.twitch.tv/iggy_igsen

Here’s the match card again:
#1 N-T Punk © vs. Inspector Jane for the Jabroni Royale
#2 Seven Deadly Pins Battle Royal feat. Lemuel Post ©
#3 Arcade Legend ASS vs. Ricc 2 Thicc
#4 The Fun Gang & IGgy vs. The people who attacked a door.
#5 Manic Misanthrope vs. Palpatine © for the Bunny Title :3
#6 Kelsey Slaughter vs. Maya Northwind vs. Hobo One Kevodki vs. ???
#7 Roy vs. Ryu © for the Darkweight Title
#8 Pineapple Pizza vs. The Dash Rendars © for the Legion Tag Titles
#9 Freddie Hope vs. Hellranger Flamander
#10 VACANT Open Challenge
#11 Fomore vs. Pantha © for the Hellweight Title

Week 40: JUDGEMENT NIGHT - (Twitch VOD)

Week 41: Demon King

We finally got a new Jabroni! This is all very exciting!
Well, we also got a new Hellweight Champion in Fomore but they aren’t on the show this weekend so back to the Jabroni, Jane, who will face off against her own tag partner, Lemuel.
EGO challenges for Palpy’s Bunny Title. I’m sure neither will show up alone.
And, after her standout performance in the Gorefest, Maya gets a shot at the Darkweight Title against Ryu.

#1 Jabroni Royale Deathmatch
Inspector Jane © vs. Lemuel Post

#2 Tag Team Match
Fallout Boys vs. Team Skull (Pink and Blue)

#3 Singles Match
Nero Sin vs. Lea Lionheart

#4 Elimination
Mina Park vs. Suzan Blades vs. Apollo vs. Muscle Wizard

#5 Bunny Championship :3
EGO vs. Palpatine ©

#6 VACANT Open Challenge
TBD vs. VACANT

#7 Underworld Darkweight Championship
Maya Northwind vs. Ryu ©

Going live now and starting in 15 minutes https://www.twitch.tv/iggy_igsen

Here’s the match card again:
#1 Inspector Jane © vs. Lemuel Post for the Jabroni Royale
#2 Fallout Boys vs. Team Skull
#3 Nero Sin vs. Lea Lionheart
#4 Mina Park vs. Suzan Blades vs. Apollo vs. Muscle Wizard
#5 EGO vs. Palpatine © for the Bunny Title :3
#6 VACANT Open Challenge
#7 Maya Northwind vs. Ryu © for the Darkweight Title

Week 41: Yeah I Had - (Twitch VOD)


Maya with her Gorefest Prize posted by phallen1 drawn by Lumineko


Fomore Had… a good merch design by PublicOpinion

Week 42: The Answer

This Saturday despite being fairly formidable and having a very dominant debut, Nero Sin has to defend against the Jabroni on Saturday. Losing to DCB and a debuting Lea just added up here… knowing Jane’s track record here she just might get punished for her sins.

Afterwards our former Hellweight Champ Pantha has her first match since losing the title. Against recent Jabroni Graduate N-T Punk and Showdown Tournament Runner-Up and Dominator of her block Harmony Gray

Vacation Skeleton has a match!

Can duel hungry Apollo end Palpy’s reign of terror. Honestly, I think Palpy just may piss Apollo off into submission. After all Apollo is a bit of a stickler for rules and Palpy only cares about how far he can bend the rules before he gets disqualified.

And our Main Event will be The Seven Deadly Pins Battle Royal. As always, that#s the least predictable match and usually one of the more fun ones when it doesn’t take more than an hour (that’s been patched, by the way)

#1 Jabroni Royale Deathmatch
Inspector Jane © vs. Nero Sin

#2 Three-Way First Fall
N-T Punk vs. Pantha vs. Harmony Gray

#3 Singles Match
Vacation Skeleton vs. Boob Marley

#4 Tag Team Match
School of Slam vs. oRa 66 (Anus and Josef)

#5 Bunny Championship :3
Apollo vs. Palpatine ©

#6 VACANT Open Challenge
TBD vs. VACANT

#7 Seven Deadly Pins Battle Royal
Grace Thoruson vs. Doctor Mutant vs. Weeb Weaver vs. DivineCoffeeBinge vs. Harley Havik vs. Zoltan vs. Midas Minoson vs. Cocademon ©

Going live now and starting in 15 minutes https://www.twitch.tv/iggy_igsen

Here’s the match card again:
#1 Inspector Jane © vs. Nero Sin for the Jabroni Royale
#2 N-T Punk vs. Pantha vs. Harmony Gray
#3 Vacation Skeleton vs. Boob Marley
#4 School of Slam vs. oRa 66
#5 Apollo vs. Palpatine © for the Bunny Title :3
#6 VACANT Open Challenge
#7 Seven Deadly Pins feat. Cocademon ©

Week 42: The Answer - (Twitch VOD)


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OHPW - Week 43

This is the final show before… let’s just call the PPV “Rules of Nature” sure, that works. Better than nothing.
Last week we had Harmony take away an impressive victory but then Black came and just one-upped that by beating VACANT. So tonight we have Harmony vs. Black to settle who faces Fomore for the Hellweight Title next week.

Aside from that we have Kayu in her first singles match since she rid herself of the Jabroni Royale and in our main Event the… oRa… they somehow where the only ones eligible for this week’s Legion Tag match.

#1 Jabroni Royale Deathmatch
Inspector Jane © vs. Doctor Mutant

#2 Tag Team Match
The Fun Gang vs. Space Wizards

#3 Singles Match
Kayu Zakisaka vs. Super Samio

#4 Four-Way
Chief Engineer vs. Guzma vs. Canada Alderman vs. Anna May

#5 Bunny Championship :3
Wee Weaver vs. Palpatine ©

#6 Hellweight No. 1 Contender Match
Harmony Gray vs. Black

#7 Legion Tag Championships
oRa 66 vs. Pineapple Pizza ©

Going live now and starting in 15 minutes https://www.twitch.tv/iggy_igsen

Here’s the match card again:
#1 Inspector Jane © vs. Doctor Mutant for the Jabroni Royale
#2 The Fun Gang vs. Space Wizards
#3 Kayu Zakisaka vs. Super Samio
#4 Chief Engineer vs. Guzma vs. Canada Alderman vs. Anna May
#5 Weeb Weaver vs. Palpatine © for the Bunny Title :3
#6 Harmony Gray vs. Black
#7 oRa 66 vs. Pineapple Pizza © for the Legion Tag Title