Week 36: DETERMINATION
This Saturday our 9th Special Event, called DETERMINATION, will take place.
In our Main Event, Malfest Goat-Monster challenges Pantah for the Hellweight Title after winning the Showdown Tournament in impressive fashion and even getting a shock victory over the legendary VACANT.
Speaking of beating VACANT: Only one person can get a shot at the Hellweight title on this show but EGO also managed to beat VACANT. So EGO will do battle with Fomore who is clawing their way into the title picture on an effort to become the first Quadruple Crown champion.
With Freddie Hope’s match against Flamander not happening for another four weeks, he postpones his training at the Old Dojo for a little warm-up against the entirety of the oRa 66. But not without the help of the Young Devils he’s been training.
Meanwhile, Flamander continues to hold the Bunny Championship :3 heading into his fourth defense against none other than Roy, who defended the title four times before he lost it.
On a lighter note: Our Seven Deadly Pins match this time is all Hosses. The Battle of Hoss Angeles… or Hoss Diavolos, I dunno.
Scene: Harmony and Grace go to IGgy to confront him over not being on the PPV Poster and after giving them some spiel about the secret lineage of the Tag titles he readily admits he fucked up and offers to put them on some other poster when they aren’t on the card, whether they like it or not.
#1 Jabroni Royale Deathmatch
N-T Punk © vs. Maya Northwind
Lots of submission wrestling here! So it’s fitting that Maya wins via Submission. Poor Punk, poor Explosion.
#2 Seven Deadly Pins Battle Royal
Midas Minoson vs. Mr. Shakedown vs. Suzan Blades vs. Nero Sin vs. Black vs. Muscle Wizard vs. Cocademon vs. Boob Marley ©
What the fuck. Like, what the actual fuck. I hate this. 77 minutes??? Fuck off! Oh, yeah, Muscle Wizard won with Bigdawgs Clenched Fist to the back of Suzan’s head, knocking her out.
#3 Darkweight Championship
Ryu vs. Supreme Sadim
Ryu battles his way upwards against Sadim and manages to defeat him with a Suplex into Kamigoye combo for the pin
Scene: Since we don’t know the Young Devils yet, despite them showing up already 13-14 episodes ago, they get to introduce themselves a bit. What a fun bunch.
#4 Tag Team Match
oRa 66 vs. Freddie Hope and the Young Devils
It was all fun and games until Palpy hits the Elbow Drop to the Ass followed by a Galactic Elbow to the back of the head for the pin, but he didn’t stop. He follows with another Galactic Elbow… TO THE ASS, JESUS CHRIST DUDE HE’S JUST A ROOKIE!
#5 Bunny Championship :3
Roy vs. Flamander ©
What a battle! Until Roy wins with a sneaky kick and roll-up. Or the Binding Blade as he calls it.
#6 Hellweight No. 1 Contender for JUDGEMENT NIGHT
Fomore vs. EGO
Oh crap! They fought hard. EGO hit the Superego multiple times but Fomore always kicked out. Fomore really wants this opportunity, apparently. Eventually, Fomore managed to lock in a Figure 4 Leg Lock for the win but they never did the CAP once. EGO also didn’t do their actual finisher, Egomatnia Running Wild.
#7 Legion Tag Championship
The Dash Rendars vs. Harmony & Grace ©
Okay, this was easily MOTN for me. You can’t not root for Harmony and Grace unless you’re a MEAN JERK. However, the Dashes won in a tragic twist, clean as a whistle with Shadows of the Empire, pinning Grace as Harmony couldn’t make it there in time.
#8 VACANT Open Challenge
King Skeleton vs. VACANT (26W/3L/0D)
So, VACANT lost two times in a row. So it’s time for some murder again. Yup, murder. But King Skelly gets the moral victory due to lasting one second longer than ten minutes. Still, RIP.
#9 Infernal Hellweight Championship
Malfest Goat-Monster vs. Pantha ©
Lotsa brutal stuff here, Chokeslam Powerbombs from Goat, but I don’t believe he hit the MGM Outta Nowhere once. Hell, I’m not even sure anymore he attempted it. Usually, he just fires the thing left and right and wins with it. Maybe that’s why he couldn’t beat Pantha. Though, it’s not like he got pinned or submitted. No, he passed out to the Pantha Claw. Silly MGM, heels aren’t supposed to look strong in defeat!