Week 35: Pre-DETERMINATION
We are one week removed from DETERMINATION so let’s get ready for that with, you guessed it, more wrestling.
Punk has finally earned the Jabroni Royale, but can he get rid of it again? Or will Weeb destroy him.
It pains me greatly but The Dash Rendars are in the No. 1 Contenders match for the Tag titles. Muscle Wizard is here to try and win the Bunny Title :3 for a second time, but Flamander is the one in his way so good luck, pal!
VACANT is back and ready to destroy while in our main event Kelsey will attempt to defend the Seven Deadly Pins Title against seven challengers.
#1 Jabroni Royale Deathmatch
N-T Punk (c) vs. Weeb Weaver
They went even, then they went back and forth but ultimately the Explosion would take away the Victory.
#2 Three-Way First Fall
Vacation Skeleton vs. Anna May vs. Maya Northwind
Vacation Skeleton won via DQ in this No-DQ match-up… god damn it.
Scene: Pantha is asked about the Championship contenders as there is no match scheduled to determine a No. 1 Contender. She says that she would have liked to face Fomore but ist happy Malfest Goat-Monster is the one scheduled to fight her next week as she is justice and he is evil.
#3 Singles Match
Nero Sin vs. King Skeleton
King Skeleton came strong out the gate, much to the surprise of everyone. But Nero came back and took the win.
#4 Legion Tag No. 1 Contender Match
The Dash Rendars vs. Lawful Good
No matter who wins, the audience loses. The Dashes won… and are now facing Harmony and Grace for the Tag Titles next week.
#5 Bunny Championship :3
Muscle Wizard vs. Hellranger Flamander (c)
Muscle Wizard broke out all he got but Flamander wanted to pretend he didn’t even break a sweat by not whipping out the Snake. That sounded wrong but you know what I mean.
Scene: Freddie is forced into another press conference to answer questions about his match against Flamander in five weeks. Talks about his training, his history… but then Palpy shows up and challenges him to a match next week. The entire oRa 66 vs. Freddie Hope. And the Young Devils.
#6 VACANT Open Challenge
EGO vs. VACANT
Holy fucking shit VACANT lost again… couldn’t answer the ten count on their second down.
#7 Seven Deadly Pins Battle Royal
Nawt a Robutt vs. Haz Matt vs. Great Maharaja vs. Boob Marley vs. Kayu Zakisaka vs. Plumeria vs. Ryu vs. Kelsey Slaughter (c)
Things of Note: The Champ, Kelsey, was the first to be eliminated after almost 25 minutes. Kayu was among the final three. Boob Marley won.
