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OHPW - Week 34: Hungry Devil
OHPW streams again this saturday at the usual time.

Last week’s show was full of weirdness. Among other things, VACANT was defeated by Malfest Goat-Monster. Much like the other time VACANT has been defeated they will take a week off after a 21 match long undefeated streak. You could say that Malfest Goat-Monster is the 1 in 21-1. Though if we include all the matches before that it’s more like 26-2.


Of course, that’s still impressive.

Anyway. Next show will begin with Rick Wreckage trying to rid himself of the Jabroni Royale he acquired from Kayu Zakisaka last week. Family man will wrestle his first match against Midas. Following up on on a random remark last week Manic will team with IGgy to see if he is any good at tag matches. In our two title matches, we’ll have Samio challenge Flamander for the Bunny Title :3 and Sadim going up against Black for the Darkweight belt. The full match card is below:

#1 Jabroni Royale Deathmatch
Rick Wreckage © vs. N-T Punk

#2 Singles Match
Family Man vs. Midas Minoson

#3 Tag Team Match
Manic and IGgy vs. Wizards Not Allowed

#4 Three-Way One-Fall
Hobo One Kevodki vs. Weeb Weaver vs. EGO

#5 Bunny Championship :3
Super Samio vs. Hellranger Flamander ©

#6 Singles Match
Fomore vs. Harley Havik

#7 Darkweight Championship
Supreme Sadim vs. Black ©

Going live now and starting in 15 minutes https://www.twitch.tv/iggy_igsen

Here’s the match card again:
#1 Rick Wreckage © vs. N-T Punk for the Jabroni Royale
#2 Family Man vs. Midas Minoson
#3 Manic & IGgy vs. Wizards Not Allowed
#4 Hobo One Kevodki vs. Weeb Weaver vs. EGO
#5 Super Samio vs. Hellranger Flamander © for the Bunny Title :3
#6 Fomore vs. Harley Havik
#7 Supreme Sadim vs. Black © for the Darkweight Title

Week 34 - Hungry Devils - (Twitch VOD)

Week 35: Pre-DETERMINATION

We are one week removed from DETERMINATION so let’s get ready for that with, you guessed it, more wrestling.
Punk has finally earned the Jabroni Royale, but can he get rid of it again? Or will Weeb destroy him.
It pains me greatly but The Dash Rendars are in the No. 1 Contenders match for the Tag titles. Muscle Wizard is here to try and win the Bunny Title :3 for a second time, but Flamander is the one in his way so good luck, pal!
VACANT is back and ready to destroy while in our main event Kelsey will attempt to defend the Seven Deadly Pins Title against seven challengers.

#1 Jabroni Royale Deathmatch
N-T Punk © vs. Weeb Weaver

#2 Three-Way First Fall
Vacation Skeleton vs. Anna May vs. Maya Northwind

#3 Singles Match
Nero Sin vs. King Skeleton

#4 Legion Tag No. 1 Contender Match
The Dash Rendars vs. Lawful Good

#5 Bunny Championship :3
Muscle Wizard vs. Hellranger Flamander ©

#6 VACANT Open Challenge
TBD vs. VACANT

#7 Seven Deadly Pins Battle Royal
Nawt a Robutt vs. Haz Matt vs. Great Maharaja vs. Boob Marley vs. Kayu Zakisaka vs. Plumeria vs. Ryu vs. Kelsey Slaughter ©

Going live now and starting in 15 minutes https://www.twitch.tv/iggy_igsen

Here’s the match card again:
#1 N-T Punk © vs. Weeb Weaver for the Jabroni Royale
#2 Vacation Skeleton vs. Anna May vs. Maya Northwind
#3 Nero Sin vs. King Skeleton
#4 The Dash Rendars vs. Lawful Good
#5 Muscle Wizard vs. Hellranger Flamander © for the Bunny Title :3
#6 VACANT Open Challenge
#7 Seven Deadly Pins feat. Kelsey Slaughter ©

Week 35: Pre-DETERMINATION - (Twitch VOD)

Week 36: DETERMINATION

This Saturday our 9th Special Event, called DETERMINATION, will take place.

In our Main Event Malfest Goat-Monster challenges Pantah for the Hellweight Title after winning the Showdown Tournament in impressive fashion and even getting a shock victory over the legendary VACANT.

Speaking of beating VACANT: Only one person can get a shot at the Hellweight title on this show but EGO also managed to beat VACANT. So EGO will do battle with Fomore who is clawing their way into the title picture on an effort to become the first Quadruple Crown champion.

With Freddie Hope’s match against Flamander not happening for another four weeks he postpones his training at the Old Dojo for a little warm up against the entirety of the oRa 66. But not without the help of the Young Devils he’s been training.

Meanwhile, Flamander continues to hold the Bunny Championship :3 heading into his fourth defense against none other than Roy, who defended the Title four times before he lost it.

On a lighter note: Our Seven Deadly Pins match this time is all Hosses. The Battle of Hoss Angeles… or Hoss Diavolos, I dunno.

#1 Jabroni Royale Deathmatch
N-T Punk © vs. Maya Northwind

#2 Seven Deadly Pins Battle Royal
Midas Minoson vs. Mr. Shakedown vs. Suzan Blades vs. Nero Sin vs. Black vs. Muscle Wizard vs. Cocademon vs. Boob Marley ©

#3 Darkweight Championship
Ryu vs. Supreme Sadim

#4 Tag Team Match
oRa 66 vs. Freddie Hope and the Young Devils

#5 Bunny Championship :3
Roy vs. Flamander ©

#6 Hellweight No. 1 Contender for JUDGEMENT NIGHT
Fomore vs. EGO

#7 Legion Tag Championship
The Dash Rendars vs. Harmony & Grace ©

#8 VACANT Open Challenge
TBD vs. VACANT (26W/3L/0D)

#9 Infernal Hellweight Championship
Malfest Goat-Monster vs. Pantha ©

Going live now and starting in 15 minutes https://www.twitch.tv/iggy_igsen

Here’s the match card again:
#1 N-T Punk © vs. Maya Northwind for the Jabroni Royale
#2 Seven Deadly Pins - Battle of Hoss Angeles Edition feat. Boob Marley ©
#3 Ryu vs. Supreme Sadim © for the Darkweight Title
#4 oRa 66 vs. Freddie Hope and the Young Devils
#5 Roy vs. Flamander © for the Bunny Title :3
#6 Fomore vs. EGO
#7 The Dash Rendars vs. Harmony & Grace © for the Legion Tag Titles
#8 VACANT Open Challenge
#9 Malfest Goat-Monster vs. Pantha © for the Hellweight Title

Week 36: DETERMINATION - (Twitch VOD)

OHPW - Week 37: Dawn
(Link for exact time and date etc., you know the deal)

Before we get to the card for this Saturday’s show…

Hell’s Gate 1: King Crimson - (Twitch VOD)

If you want to get a glimpse at some new people that might be joining the main roster at some point sooner or later here’s a show from our developmental territory. To avoid confusion:

  • Different from Main Show
  • Pre-recorded.
  • Shorter runtime (30-45 Minutes)
  • No Commentary
  • Mostly different Roster (there’s some overlap, don’t worry, Maharaja is still in the main roster)
  • A Tournament, currently, the finals of which will happen at the next PPV of our main show.
  • This isn’t a regular weekly thing, but a “If I feel like it and got time” thing, though, this week and the next two will have an episode.

If you don’t have time or don’t want to watch it here’s the results

But now back to our regularly scheduled show.

DETERMINATION is over, but the show goes on. Flamander and Freddie are still locked into their feud, Fomore managed to earn an opportunity to become a Quadruple Crown champion at JUDGEMENT NIGHT the next PPV. We had a lot of title changes in general. In fact, the only title that didn’t change hands was the Hellweight. Changing our landscape quite a bit. And well, if you count the Jabroni Royale as a title then that also didn’t change. Poor Punk.

I swear, though, if the 7DP on this card lasts longer than 45 kayfabe minutes it’s gotta be Spike Chunsofts fault somehow… Ah well. The full card is below, of course.

#1 Jabroni Royale Deathmatch
N-T Punk © vs. Boob Marley

#2 Four-Way (First Fall)
A Mimic vs. Undeddie Guerrero vs. Guzma vs. Inspector Jane

#3 Singles Match
Anus McMutton vs. Family Man

#4 Trios Tag Team Match
The Fun Gang vs. Fallout Boys

#5 Bunny Championship :3
Palpatine vs. Roy ©

#6 VACANT Open Challenge
TBD vs. VACANT

#7 Seven Deadly Pins Battle Royal
Canada Alderman vs. Apollo vs. Lemuel Post vs. Hobo One Kevodki vs. Pine Appel vs. Cheese Pietzza vs. Team Skull Grunt Blue vs. Muscle Wizard ©

Going live now and starting in 15 minutes https://www.twitch.tv/iggy_igsen

Here’s the match card again:
#1 N-T Punk © vs. Boob Marley for the Jabroni Royale
#2 A Mimic vs. Undeddie Guerrero vs. Guzma vs. Inspector Jane
#3 Anus McMutton vs. Family Man
#4 The Fun Gang vs. Fallout Boys
#5 Palpatine vs. Roy © for the Bunny Title :3
#6 VACANT Open Challenge
#7 Seven Deadly Pins Battle Royal feat. Muscle Wizard ©

Week 37: Dawn - (Twitch VOD)

Week 38: Day
Click here for the exact time of this Saturday’s show, as usual.

Before getting to the card for this week here’s another episode of Hell’s Gate

OHPW - Hell’s Gate #2: Battle Cocks - (Twitch VOD)

If you’re only gonna watch one match from that card I recommend the first one. Steve Dirt vs. Florida Man vs. Sexton Thicc in a Landmine Deathmatch. Many explosions and buckets of blood.

Here’s the Results

As for our regular show:

Punk doesn’t deserve to face Anus. He did nothing wrong. Then again, Anus is kind of on a downward spin, having lost to Family Man, so who knows how this will go. Flamander’s first match after losing the Bunny Title :3 and possibly the last before facing Freddie in two weeks.
Guzma, meanwhile, attempts to capture said Bunny Title :3 from Palpatine who may or may not be trying to match his reign from the LPFWA days. And in the Main Event, Canada attempts to recapture the Darkweight Title in a match against Ryu.

#1 Jabroni Royale Deathmatch
N-T Punk © vs. Anus McMutton

#2 Tag Team Match
Space Wizards vs. Team Skull (Pink and Plumeria)

#3 6-Way Elimination
The El Chad vs. Kayu Zakisaka vs. George Cluwney vs. Dash Rendar vs. Super Samio vs. Chief Engineer

#4 Singles Match
Flamander vs. Harley Havik

#5 Bunny Championship :3
Guzma vs. Palpatine ©

#6 VACANT Open Challenge
TBD vs. VACANT

#7 Underworld Darkweight Championship
Canada Alderman vs. Ryu ©

Going live now and starting in 15 minutes https://www.twitch.tv/iggy_igsen

Here’s the match card again:
#1 N-T Punk © vs. Anus McMutton for the Jabroni Royale
#2 Space Wizards vs. Team Skull
#3 The El Chad vs. Kayu vs. Cluwney vs. Dash vs. Samio vs. Chief Engineer
#4 Flamander vs. Harley Havik
#5 Guzma vs. Palpatine © for the Bunny Title :3
#6 VACANT Open Challenge
#7 Canada Alderman vs. Ryu © for the Darkweight Title

OHPW - Week 38: Day - (Twitch VOD)

OHPW - Week 39: Dusk
Click the link for the exact time of the show, as always.

It’s time for our Go-Home to JUDGEMENT NIGHT but it’s also time for the third and for now last (I don’t know for how long) episode of Hell’s Gate, determining our showcase match for the main show’s PPV.

Our last show before JUDGEMENT NIGHT which will double as our Halloween episode. Punk struggles again, this time against Anna May, the evil clown gets a shot at the Bunny Title :3 and Plumeria and Pink, the two ladies from A HEEL STABLE CALLED TEAM SKULL have earned the right to be considered ultra babyfaces by facing The Dash Rendars for the Legion Tag Titles.

#1 Jabroni Royale Deathmatch
N-T Punk © vs. Anna May

#2 Tag Team Match
Grace & Harmony vs. Pineapple Pizza

#3 Singles Match
Manic Misanthrope vs. Midas Minoson

#4 3-Way (First Fall)
Weeb Weaver vs. Supreme Sadim vs. EGO

#5 Bunny Championship :3
George Cluwney vs. Palpatine

#6 VACANT Open Challenge
TBD vs. VACANT

#7 Legion Tag Championships
Team Skull vs. The Dash Rendars

Going live now and starting in 15 minutes https://www.twitch.tv/iggy_igsen

Here’s the match card again:
#1 N-T Punk © vs. Anna May for the Jabroni Royale
#2 Grace & Harmony vs. Pineapple Pizza
#3 Manic Misanthrope vs. Midas Minoson
#4 Weeb Weaver vs. Supreme Sadim vs. EGO
#5 George Cluwney vs. Palpatine © for the Bunny Title :3
#6 VACANT Open Challenge
#7 Team Skull vs. The Dash Rendars © for the Legion Tag Titles

OHPW - Week 39: Dusk - (Twitch VOD)

OHPW - Week 40: JUDGEMENT NIGHT


Click the image or this link for a special hype video package

JUDGEMENT NIGHT is upon us, let’s get ready for our tenth Special Event. The Fun Gang and IGgy go against the attackers of Door-Chan, Kelsey’s Blootober Gorefest will be celebrated, although, we appear to be one participant short, Freddie and Flamander finally face-off in a No DQ match and Fomore gets their chance at last and faces Pantha for the Infernal Hellweight Title in our main event. If they win they’ll be the first to hold all singles titles of OHPW.

#1 Jabroni Royale Deathmatch
N-T Punk © vs. Inspector Jane

#2 Seven Deadly Pins Battle Royal
Great Maharaja vs. Lea Lionheart vs. King Skeleton vs. Cocademon vs. Malfest Goat-Monster vs. Black vs. Josef Dub vs. Lemuel Post

#3 Hell’s Gate Tournament Finals
Arcade Legend ASS vs. Ricc 2 Thicc

#4 Elimination Tag
The Fun Gang & IGgy vs. EGO, Mr. Shakedown, A Mimic and Undeddie Guererro

#5 Bunny Championship :3
Manic Misanthrope vs. Palpatine ©

#6 Bloodtober Gorefest 2019
Kelsey Slaughter vs. Maya Northwind vs. Hobo One Kevodki vs. ???

#7 Underworld Darkweight Championship
Roy vs. Ryu

#8 Legion Tag Championships
Pineapple Pizza vs. The Dash Rendars

#9 Singles Match - No DQ
Freddie Hope vs. Hellranger Flamander

#10 VACANT Open Challenge
TBD vs. VACANT

#11 Infernal Hellweight Championship
Fomore vs. Pantha ©

Going live now and starting in 15 minutes https://www.twitch.tv/iggy_igsen

Here’s the match card again:
#1 N-T Punk © vs. Inspector Jane for the Jabroni Royale
#2 Seven Deadly Pins Battle Royal feat. Lemuel Post ©
#3 Arcade Legend ASS vs. Ricc 2 Thicc
#4 The Fun Gang & IGgy vs. The people who attacked a door.
#5 Manic Misanthrope vs. Palpatine © for the Bunny Title :3
#6 Kelsey Slaughter vs. Maya Northwind vs. Hobo One Kevodki vs. ???
#7 Roy vs. Ryu © for the Darkweight Title
#8 Pineapple Pizza vs. The Dash Rendars © for the Legion Tag Titles
#9 Freddie Hope vs. Hellranger Flamander
#10 VACANT Open Challenge
#11 Fomore vs. Pantha © for the Hellweight Title