OHPW - Week 34: Hungry Devil
OHPW streams again this saturday at the usual time.
Last week’s show was full of weirdness. Among other things, VACANT was defeated by Malfest Goat-Monster. Much like the other time VACANT has been defeated they will take a week off after a 21 match long undefeated streak. You could say that Malfest Goat-Monster is the 1 in 21-1. Though if we include all the matches before that it’s more like 26-2.
Of course, that’s still impressive.
Anyway. Next show will begin with Rick Wreckage trying to rid himself of the Jabroni Royale he acquired from Kayu Zakisaka last week. Family man will wrestle his first match against Midas. Following up on on a random remark last week Manic will team with IGgy to see if he is any good at tag matches. In our two title matches, we’ll have Samio challenge Flamander for the Bunny Title :3 and Sadim going up against Black for the Darkweight belt. The full match card is below:
#1 Jabroni Royale Deathmatch
Rick Wreckage (c) vs. N-T Punk
We’ve almost reached the Explosion but with just a little time to spare Rick defeats Punk with the Car Crash Powerbomb.
#2 Singles Match
Family Man vs. Midas Minoson
Family Man tried his best! But Midas is big, beefy and rude, which earns him the win.
Scene: Canada and Fomore run into each other and talk for a bit. It turns out that Fomore hasn’t given up on the Quadruple Crown yet ans is still out to prove themselves.
#3 Tag Team Match
Manic and IGgy vs. Wizards Not Allowed
Of course, the good team won. Yes, the one with me in it. Manic got the fall, though. Gotta put other people over sometimes, brother!
#4 Three-Way One-Fall
Hobo One Kevodki vs. Weeb Weaver vs. EGO
EGO stole Weeb’s Spider Stretch to submit them. Maximum disrespect.
Scene: Before the match Flamander goew over what Freddie said last week and sets the terms for their match. It will be in six weeks. Meanwhile, Samio just stands there and is ignored no matter what she says.
#5 Bunny Championship :3
Super Samio vs. Hellranger Flamander (c)
Flamander pins Samio after hitting The Snake
#6 Singles Match
Fomore vs. Harley Havik
As Fomore promised, they proved themselves against Harley, but she sure made Fomore fight for it.
#7 Darkweight Championship
Supreme Sadim vs. Black (c)
A short but intense match that ended in Sadim finally winning a match using 1001 Arabian Nights rather than the Camel Clutch.
