Week 32: ULTIMATE SHOWDOWN
The show will be one hour earlier than usual to not interfere with AEW’s ALL OUT.
It’s time for the ULTIMATE SHOWDOWN.
Can Kayu finally overcome the curse of the Jabroni Royale? Who will commit the seven deadly pins? Is DCBs Coffee just a euphemism for attempting a beating on a much bigger opponent? Just how stupid are The Dash Rendars? We shall see.
Flamander will fight Shakedown for the Bunny Title, Cocademon gets a shot at the Darkweight due to his performance in the Showdown Tournament. 1/2 Dragons challenge the newly crowned oRa 66 for the Legion Tag Titles due to Roy’s singles performance lately and Ryu’s performance in the Showdown Tournament. Of Course, VACANT’s Open Challenge still stands and the namesake of the show the Finals of the Showdown Tournament will take place. The Undefeated Harmony Gray goes against Malfest Goat-Monster. But of course, the Main Event is the big one, the Infernal Hellweight Championship. Over the last weeks Canada has earned her right to challenge Pantha not only for a chance to become the third Hellweight champion but also to become the first Quadruple Crown champion having held the Seven Deadly Pins, the Bunny Title :3, the Darkweight Title and the Hellweight Title.
#1 Jabroni Royale Deathmatch
Kayu Zakisaka (c) vs. Undeddie Guerrero
#2 Seven Deadly Pins Battle Royal
Apollo vs. Zoltan vs. Hobo One Kevodki vs. Kelsey Slaughter vs. Jan Itor vs. Doctor Mutant vs. Rick Wreckage vs. A Mimic (c)
The first person, Rick, was eliminated before the final entrant even came in. So the pure clusterfuck stage of the match was skipped. Kelsey stayed in till the end becoming the second two-time Seven Deadly Pins champion.
#3 Singles Match
DivineCoffeeBinge vs. Nero Sin
It lasted longer than 2 minutes. And DCB actually pulled through, pinning Nero with a Reincarnation.
Scene: A new guy, Family Man, is hanging out backstage, checking out the building as a FOURTH FUCKING DASH enters, and is a dick. It’s Ledasha Rendar and, well. She’s like the other Dashes.
#4 Bunny Championship :3
Hellranger Flamander vs. Mr. Shakedown (c)
Flamander dominates the early match with Shakedown mounting a big comeback near the end only for that to be squashed. Flamander is the new Bunny Champion :3
#5 Tag Team Match
The Dash Rendars vs. Team Skull
I hated every second of this that had the Dashes get in offense. To make things worse they won.
Scene: Palpy just shows up and pretends he’s not an idiot but it’s obvious that he’s an idiot. He challenges Freddie Hope to another allegedly fair and square match. Freddie comes out and tells Palpy he’s full of shit but he accepts the challenge.
#6 Underworld Darkweight Championship
Cocademon vs. Black (c)
Black destroys Cocademon in under 10 minutes.
#7 Legion Tag Championships
1 1/2 Dragons vs. oRa 66 (c)
It seemed to be your normal every day match until Ryu struck again. Literally. To the back of Mina’s head, knocking her out.
#8 VACANT Open Challenge
Freddie Hope vs. VACANT
FREDDIE ACTUALLY KNOCKED DOWN VACANT once… Freddie loses by TKO. But he lasted longer than ten minutes.
#9 Showdown Tournament Finals
Harmony Gray vs. Malfest Goat-Monster
They actually went all out. This is the longest match in the Dodecagon we ever had. But MGM can beat the so far undefeated Harmony.
#10 Infernal Hellweight Championship
Canada Alderman vs. Pantha (c)
There weren’t any nearfalls in this match. Even though it almost lasted 30 minutes. The most we got was a 2-count until Pantha locked in the Pantha Claw.
