Week 31: Penultimate Showdown
We’ll go again, as usual, this Saturday!
The Block Phase of the Showdown Tournament is over we get a more normal sized card. Well, almost. Opposed to our normal 7 Match setup we got 8 this one time. Ego returns after a long excursion, Canada and Fomore have an actual No. 1 Contender Match for the Hellweight Title to earn their chance to become the first quadruple crown champion of OHPW. Ryu, Goat and Cocademon have their tie-breaker three-way and in our main event the oRa 66 challenge the School of Slam for the Legion Tag Titles!
And Next week, we’ll have the FINAL SHOWDOWN of the Tournament of the same name where whoever wins the tie-breaker this show will challenge Harmony, who went on a clean sweep thorugh A-Block
#1 Jabroni Royale Deathmatch
Kayu Zakisaka (c) vs. Cheese Pietzza
This can’t be happening… Kayu loses yet again. She is submitted by Cheese Pietzza.
#2 Four-Way (Elimination)
Maya Northwind vs. Anna May vs. Hellranger Flamander vs. Undeddie Guerrero
Undeddie had to leave the match first, Maya followed soon after. And finally Anna May was hit by a third Snake for Flamander’s win.1
Scene: DCB challenges Nero Sin in her own special way. She is upset with his post-match comments after their match last week.
#3 Singles Match
EGO vs. Harley Havik
EGO is back, they got new moves and a new 'tude. The match is competitive for a while but EGO plays it smart and eventually finishes it with a Flying Headbutt he calls Super Ego Flying High. His other two new match enders are Egomania Running Wild and the Id-Factor.
#4 Hellweight No. 1 Contender Match
Canada Alderman vs. Fomore
Wow… what? To shoot a little, this time I didn’t even adjust their stats to make for a longer match, they just kinda did this on their own. OVER TWENTY SEVEN MINUTES UNTIL CANADA FINALLY WON THE MATCH! Earning herself not only No. 1 Contendership but she’s also the first one to have a shot
#5 Bunny Championship :3
Vacation Skeleton vs. Mr. Shakedown
Vacation Skeleton went on SPRING BREAK, WOOO! but Mr. Shakedown ended it with his running Powerbomb.
Scene: The Dashes do their typical spiel about challenging a tag team that is one person bigger than them. However, this time they claim there won’t be a fourth man.
#6 Three-Way Showdown (Elimination)
Ryu vs. Malfest Goat-Monster vs. Cocademon
Wow, this went fast. First Ryu knocks out Cocademon while he’s got MGM in a headlock. But not too long after MGM hits the MGM Outta Nowhere on Ryu for the win. Which means next week it’ll be Malfest Goat-Monster vs. Harmony Gray.
#7 VACANT Open Challenge
Plumeria vs. VACANT
No one believed Plumeria would last longer than five minutes. She managed to cross the 8 minute mark before getting knocked down a third time for the TKO. However, she’s not in the 10-Minute Club.
#8 Legion Tag Championship
oRa 66 (Anus and Mina) vs. School of Slam
The oRa are back with Anus’ first match since… well he became Anus. It was close fought. In the end the School of Slam were JUST too slow to break up the pin. The oRa 66 become two-time Legion Tag Champs.
